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| Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 1:35pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
*HUSBAND CAME LATE AT NIGHT* HUSBAND: *KNOCKS AT THE DOOR* Open This Door! WIFE: You better go back to where you are coming from HUSBAND: Open this door or i will jump inside the well WIFE: Go ahead, am not opening the door HUSBAND: *CARRIED A BIG STONE AND THROW IT INTO D WELL * .......TUUUBUUU ....... WIFE: *QUICKLY OPEN THE DOOR AND RAN TOWARDS THE WELL* HUSBAND: *SNEAKED INSIDE AND LOCK THE DOOR* WIFE: Open this door or i will shout! HUSBAND: Shout so that you can tell people where you are coming from at this time of the night with Pants and Bra... Kikiki Lol  don't laugh alone, copy your friends  3 Likes |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by ObioratheBully: 1:38pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
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| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 2:04pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by Emac34: 2:29pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 2:52pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
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| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by Hoii(m): 4:03pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Lol, yeye man |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by Nobody: 4:15pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 6:51pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
AngelSweetLips: kikiki Lol she should had just opened the door, now the jokes on her, she'll have to explain to the neighbors where is coming from |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by Nobody: 6:52pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
shumuel: He used her love against her!  This joke of yours is profound |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 6:54pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Hoii:kikiki Lol the man show her sense na |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 6:58pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
AngelSweetLips: Sadly, he did  but she pretended like she care less of him, unknow to her; he knew better,, who wants to be a widow or single mother |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by skywalker240(m): 7:00pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
*The Naked Truth of Life* There was a man with four wives. He loved his fourth wife the most and took great care of her and gave her the best. He also loved his third wife and always wanted to show her off to his friends. However, he always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man. He loved his second wife too. Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned to his second wife and she would always help him out. He did not love his first wife though she loved him deeply, was very loyal to him and took great care of him. One day the man fell very ill and knew that he is going to die soon. He told himself, *_"I have four wives. I will take one of them along with me when I die to keep me company in my death."_* Thus, he asked the fourth wife to die along with him and keep him company. *_"No way!"_* she replied and walked away without another word. He asked his third wife. She said *_"Life is so good over here. I'm going to remarry when you die"._* He then asked his second wife. She said *_"I'm Sorry. I can't help you this time around. At the most I can only accompany you till your grave."_* By now his heart sank and he turned cold. Then a voice called out: *_"I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go."_* The man looked up and there was his first wife. She was so skinny, almost like she suffered from malnutrition. Greatly grieved, the man said, *_"I should have taken much better care of you while I could have!"_* Actually, we all have four wives in our lives. a. *The fourth wife is our body.* No matter how much time and effort we lavish in making it look good, it'll leave us when we die. b. *The third wife is our possession, status and wealth.* When we die, they go to others. c. *The second wife is our family and friends.* No matter how close they had been there for us when we're alive, the furthest they can stay by us is up to the grave. d. *The first wife is our soul,* neglected in our pursuit of material wealth and pleasure,,,, lesson for all. have blessed day pals. |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by SirMichael1: 7:06pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
Op stop posting already seen joke na Somborri help me with that meme |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by Nobody: 7:17pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
shumuel: The heart of a man is  |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 7:20pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
SirMichael1: ?
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| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 7:23pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
AngelSweetLips: ''Man'' in the context of Males or ''Humans'' both Male and Females  ? |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
shumuel: The one made from WOman |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 7:49pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
AngelSweetLips: kikiki Lol witty, but... Every human is from the ribs of Man |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
shumuel: It's the egg and the chicken all over again |
| Re: Lunch Break Jokes: Husband And Wife by shumuel(m): 8:08pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
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