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Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 3:56pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
don't know what to ascribe to the love i have growing for my phone. Love for animals - bestiality, love for minors - paedophilia, love for same sex - gayism. But this one eh.. Someone give me a name. |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Objectophilia is the word you're looking for. |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nova15: 4:01pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
colik: your school fees is not a waste |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by QueenSuccubus(f): 4:01pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
MAybe Phonophilia |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
but what my phone has done, no woman can (might) do. 1) keeps me company. When i have no place to go or anyone to talk to, my darling phone is there. 2) sexual satisfaction. In a time where girls give condition before going another round, asa akira, skin diamond jayden james etc are ready to extinguish my fire with their banging explicit video. |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Nova15:Lol. |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
3) emotion and financial-free affair. With my tecno, i don't need to be emotionally entangled in a physical relationship. I can chat up girls from all parts of the world with no strings attached. (no shyness worries too) 4) learning tool. Due to my profession and my eagerness to know more, my baby (phone) gives me the latest info from wikipedia, yahoo answers etc. |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nova15: 4:11pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Ok then. Pls do inform us of your wedding with it and when you guys also have kids . |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 4:13pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
5) keeps me updated. With my chinko but lovely phone, i get latest news at a snap. No more stress of painstakingly reading a book or newspaper. The list goes on.... O sweet tecno! How i love you so! Probably when a girl sweeps me off my feet, my brains will be formatted |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by CoolFreeday(m): 4:18pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
QueenSuccubus:correct!!! |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 5:55pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
colik:madam lecturer. It's true. In btw... How is ur diary going? try and add your errotic affair too o |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Nova15:lol. K ma |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 5:45am On Jan 16, 2017 |
redbeans:You're not serious. |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 8:43pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
colik: |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 7:30pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
.singing *i'll be loving you everyday* |
Re: Developing Strange Feelings For My Tecno by Nobody: 1:58pm On May 09, 2017 |
QueenSuccubus:this your answer sha |
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