don't know what to ascribe to the love i have growing for my phone. Love for animals - bestiality, love for minors - paedophilia, love for same sex - gayism. But this one eh.. Someone give me a name.

Objectophilia is the word you're looking for.

colik:
Objectophilia is the word you're looking for.

your school fees is not a waste

MAybe Phonophilia

but what my phone has done, no woman can (might) do.

1) keeps me company. When i have no place to go or anyone to talk to, my darling phone is there.

2) sexual satisfaction. In a time where girls give condition before going another round, asa akira, skin diamond jayden james etc are ready to extinguish my fire with their banging explicit video.

Nova15:

your school fees is not a waste

Lol.

3) emotion and financial-free affair. With my tecno, i don't need to be emotionally entangled in a physical relationship. I can chat up girls from all parts of the world with no strings attached. (no shyness worries too)

4) learning tool. Due to my profession and my eagerness to know more, my baby (phone) gives me the latest info from wikipedia, yahoo answers etc.

Ok then. Pls do inform us of your wedding with it and when you guys also have kids .

5) keeps me updated. With my chinko but lovely phone, i get latest news at a snap. No more stress of painstakingly reading a book or newspaper. The list goes on....

O sweet tecno! How i love you so!

Probably when a girl sweeps me off my feet, my brains will be formatted

QueenSuccubus:


MAybe Phonophilia

correct!!!

colik:
Objectophilia is the word you're looking for.

madam lecturer. It's true. In btw... How is ur diary going? try and add your errotic affair too o

Nova15:
Ok then. Pls do inform us of your wedding with it and when you guys also have kids .

lol. K ma

redbeans:
madam lecturer. It's true. In btw... How is ur diary going? try and add your errotic affair too o

You're not serious.

colik:
You're not serious.

.singing *i'll be loving you everyday*

QueenSuccubus:


MAybe Phonophilia

this your answer sha