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How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 5:29pm On Jan 30, 2017
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
.........
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OO.

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Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by pocohantas(f): 5:32pm On Jan 30, 2017
Stale.
Humans differ irrespective of their sex...
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 5:43pm On Jan 30, 2017
pocohantas:
Stale.
Humans differ irrespective of their sex...
Are you kidding?
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by pocohantas(f): 5:53pm On Jan 30, 2017
orbitame2011:

Are you kidding?
Is this the jokes section?
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 6:18pm On Jan 30, 2017
pocohantas:

Is this the jokes section?
I wonder o...
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by greatgod2012(f): 6:36pm On Jan 30, 2017
Lol........


Any woman who want all these from a man should be willing and ready to create one for herself by herself!
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 6:38pm On Jan 30, 2017
greatgod2012:
Lol........


Any woman who want all these from a man should be willing and ready to create one for herself by herself!
Is such a man not possible?
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by greatgod2012(f): 6:47pm On Jan 30, 2017
orbitame2011:

Is such a man not possible?


Do you want me to be realistic with you?

If yes, then, it's not possible!
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 7:38pm On Jan 30, 2017
greatgod2012:



Do you want me to be realistic with you?

If yes, then, it's not possible!
Yes, I want...
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 3:09pm On Feb 01, 2017
Who is really too demanding?
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by austinereds(m): 5:48pm On Feb 01, 2017
you see the list self. you go sabi say woman wahala too much. especially the one with insecurity.
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 7:58pm On Feb 01, 2017
austinereds:
you see the list self. you go sabi say woman wahala too much. especially the one with insecurity.
Seriously...
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 2:11pm On Feb 07, 2017
Women are expensive in cash and kind.
Re: How To Make A Man Happy Vs How To Make A Woman Happy(which One Is Demanding?) by orbitame2011: 2:06pm On Feb 09, 2017
No be small.

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