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Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Martinez19(m): 12:53pm On Feb 01, 2017
johnydon22:
i dont even seem to get what you think a story book means. the bible is a story book partly - yes though not in entirety as it also is a theological book.

then again to correct the naive impression - whether a book a book is correct or not it can still be a story book if it's contents are tailored to meet the criteria of a story book.

saying a book is full of inconsistencies makes it a story book is like redefining what a story book means
johnydon22 how far? Can you help me contact analice107. I need her to contact someone for me as it is urgent.
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Nobody: 12:55pm On Feb 01, 2017
notjonbellion:
repented from what
From Jonbellion
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by notjonbellion(m): 1:03pm On Feb 01, 2017
Pidgin2:


From Jonbellion
no baby jonbellion is quite busy now wink
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by johnydon22(m): 3:50pm On Feb 01, 2017
Martinez19:
johnydon22 how far? Can you help me contact analice107. I need her to contact someone for me as it is urgent.

Uuuhm you have to ask her first
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Martinez19(m): 4:14pm On Feb 01, 2017
johnydon22:


Uuuhm you have to ask her first
thanks.
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Martinez19(m): 6:34pm On Feb 01, 2017
johnydon22:


Uuuhm you have to ask her first
I can't seem to reach her.
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Nobody: 7:22pm On Feb 01, 2017
felixomor:


Adam and the earth were not created at the same time.

U can see that you didnt read the bible? (At least for this example)

U have only been reading people's commentaries on the bible.

Funny you would say that , from your Bible accounts the earth and heavens were created on the first day and Man ( Adam ) was created on the sixth day , it is very clear you haven't read the Bible at all to even say what you're saying , if you have you will see the inconsistencies. It's even written that the whales and other animals were created , I think , on the fourth day , mind you , whales were not even existing some million years ago but dinosaurs were already existing. Why were there no mention of dinosaurs or other planets in the Bible , I'll tell you why , it's because those who wrote the Bible had no prior knowledge of these things , if they knew they would have incorporated it into the Bible. The Bible , and all other Holy Books , are just human constructs.
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Niflheim(m): 7:28pm On Feb 01, 2017
@Belthazor

Maybe god wanted to watch the girl "swallow" the cum!!! And by spilling it on the ground, it spoilt such a fantastic pornographic movie!!!
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by felixomor: 8:15pm On Feb 01, 2017
neoapocalypse:


Funny you would say that , from your Bible accounts the earth and heavens were created on the first day and Man ( Adam ) was created on the sixth day , it is very clear you haven't read the Bible at all to even say what you're saying , if you have you will see the inconsistencies. It's even written that the whales and other animals were created , I think , on the fourth day , mind you , whales were not even existing some million years ago but dinosaurs were already existing. Why were there no mention of dinosaurs or other planets in the Bible , I'll tell you why , it's because those who wrote the Bible had no prior knowledge of these things , if they knew they would have incorporated it into the Bible. The Bible , and all other Holy Books , are just human constructs.

Gen 1:1
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth


Please where is "first day" in this verse?
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by analice107: 8:29pm On Feb 01, 2017
Martinez19:
johnydon22 how far? Can you help me contact analice107. I need her to contact someone for me as it is urgent.
Hey, am here. wataqwuan mon?
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Nobody: 8:52pm On Feb 01, 2017
felixomor:


Gen 1:1
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth


Please where is "first day" in this verse?

Don't stop there , read a little further down
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Feb 01, 2017
Read from verse one to five please
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by akintom(m): 9:04pm On Feb 01, 2017
Belthazor:
Genesis 38: 8 - 10




God forced Onan to sleep with his brother's wife and cum in her vagina and when he spilled his sëmen on the ground, God killed him.






Why is God such a pervert?
Yahweh isn't just a pervert, it's extremely bereft of the normal physiological processes in humans, that Yahweh had to legislate on wet dreams:

Deuteronomy 23:10 If there be among you any man, that is not clean by reason of uncleanness that chances him by night, then shall he go abroad out of the camp, he shall not come within the camp:

Deuteronomy 23:11 But it shall be, when evening comes on, he shall wash himself with water: and when the sun is down, he shall come into the camp again.

Deuteronomy 23:12 You shall have a place also without the camp, where you shall go forth abroad:
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Martinez19(m): 9:06pm On Feb 01, 2017
analice107:

Hey, am here. wataqwuan mon?
I need a way to contact CharlyG1. It is urgent. Do you know him?
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by felixomor: 9:16pm On Feb 01, 2017
neoapocalypse:


Don't stop there , read a little further down

This happened first.
Before the making of first day and night

Its not difficult to ask for clarification on scriptures you dont understand.
Instead of jumping to conclusions on the Bible
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Nobody: 9:20pm On Feb 01, 2017
felixomor:


This happened first.
Before the making of first day and night

Its not difficult to ask for clarification on scriptures you dont understand.
Instead of jumping to conclusions on the Bible


You make me laugh , since you want to be insultive , I guess I can call it a day
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by analice107: 9:48pm On Feb 02, 2017
Martinez19:
I need a way to contact CharlyG1. It is urgent. Do you know him?
i was to respond to you yesterday, i just discovered i was banned. Why? It wasn't stated.

pls pm him
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Martinez19(m): 10:08pm On Feb 02, 2017
analice107:

i was to respond to you yesterday, i just discovered i was banned. Why? It wasn't stated.

pls pm him
I have done that. Hopes he responds. Thanks.
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by analice107: 10:12pm On Feb 02, 2017
Martinez19:
I have done that. Hopes he responds. Thanks.
I saw your Pm. have replied. You got it?
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by Martinez19(m): 12:04am On Feb 03, 2017
analice107:

I saw your Pm. have replied. You got it?
Yes. Thanks jare.... kiss
Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by otemanuduno: 4:52am On Feb 03, 2017
toslex00001:
bio. You do know that datings are not reliable..... I'm not a Bible supporting person like that but I know for a fact there is God
There is indeed God Almighty, the father of Yahweh, Allah, Vishnu, Atum, Odin and other gods you have ever heard about. He lives in you and me, not in the sky.

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Re: Why Is God Such A Pervert? by otemanuduno: 4:57am On Feb 03, 2017
Belthazor:
Genesis 38: 8 - 10

God forced Onan to sleep with his brother's wife and cum in her vagina and when he spilled his sëmen on the ground, God killed him.


Why is God such a pervert?
God isn't a pervert, Yahweh is the pervert. God Almighty, the father of YAhweh wouldn't stoop so low to do such a 'low-brained' thing. He hasn't kill a single soul he made. Only his children e.g Yahweh, Allah, Moloch etc can do such a thing. Here is a passage from the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH testifying to the wickedness of Yahweh, the son of God ALmighty who disowned his father to do wickedness to humanity.

DOCTUFOS:
Bishuak 14:13-20
13. For both Yahweh and Alla and Molokoi also, and all haters of Atum the god of truth are bound. And the words which the homos see as holy and righteous are now seen by many as evil words.
14. And the actions which the homos in the words of these gods take, which was formerly regarded as righteous and holy are now seen as dirtiness and evil.
15. For the killing of a homo who refused to slap a prophet of Yahweh, and the murder of Onan who refused to marry his sister-in-law is now seen as evil.
16. And the war and terrorism called Ji-ad which the messengers of Alla did in the past are now seen as evil.
17. And all these things become more than enough reason for a fearless and righteous homo who is wise to abandon the worship of these evil gods who invented terrorism and hatred.
18. And their inventions are now the things which trouble the world, having invented fear, noise and wars. But the foolish shall not be wise enough to break himself loose from the gods of terror and hatred, who have in the past commanded billions of killings.
19. And their success in destruction of humanity in the past is the cause for the fear and submission of the foolish people of the present.
20. And it shall be strange to find a maker of findings worshipping any of these gods of terrorism wholeheartedly.

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