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10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Vaxt(m): 8:13am On Feb 06, 2017 |
Everyone wants to think they’re good in bed. For a lot of people, sex is a huge part of a relationship, and it’s the physical intimacy that makes them feel ever closer to the person they love. But s*x is also about wild, uninhibited pleasure. You can probably remember the best s*x you’ve ever had, and you’ve been chasing that same feeling ever since. It seems like some people are born with natural skills in the sack, but of course, most things just take experience, practice, and an open mind. Sure, sometimes two people just don’t have any chemistry together, but other times it’s totally you. The first step to getting better at s*x, is admitting you are, in fact, bad in bed. 1. HE SAYS NO TO A Mouth Action. Maybe he’s terrified of your tendency to scrape your teeth along his shaft, and yank way too hard on his balls. If he flinches when you start to make your way down there, you might want to ask him how he really feels about your oral skills. 2. HE’S FAKED IT. Guys rarely fake it. First of all, it’s a lot harder for them to make it believable for obvious reasons. Second, they are having sex in order to get off, and they aren’t going to give up until they do. Unless you are that bad that they can barely keep a boner. 3. HE AGREED TO BEING YOUR F*VK BUDDY, YOU DID IT ONCE, AND YOU NEVER HEARD FROM HIM AGAIN. Sure, there could be some other explanation, but chances are if he gave up an on-going s*x arrangement, it’s because no sex was more appealing than sex with you. 4. YOUR FAVORITE POSITION IS STARFISH. Guys don’t want to do all the work all the time, and they definitely don’t want to have sex with someone who just lies there doing nothing. At least pretend you’re enjoying yourself. 5. YOU DON’T LIKE TO INITIATE S*X. Ever. There’s nothing wrong with not exactly being the aggressive type, but if he has to get things started every time, he’s going to start to think you’re just having sex to humour him and you couldn’t really care less about it. Guys like to feel wanted too, and it will make him feel awesome to see that you want him so bad that you can’t control yourself. 6. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET YOURSELF OFF. If you’ve haven’t figured out how to o.rgasm on your own, how are you going to have one with him? He likes when you give him a little direction, and he wants you to get off. At least he should. 7. YOU SAY NO TO EVERY NEW THING HE SUGGESTS. Role playing? No. Any position other than missionary? Nope. Anal? Hell no. If you can’t be a little more open minded, he’s going to get bored, and frankly, you should be too. 8. YOU’VE NEVER WATCHED A MINUTE OF P*RN. So, maybe a lot of the porn out there isn’t the most realistic portrayal of what actual sex is like, but it can still give you ideas about new things you might like to try. And it can be a turn on to watch it with your guy if you find something that works for both of you. 9. D!VCKS KIND OF GROSS YOU OUT. The whole sex thing in general kind of gives you the creeps actually. You want to put that where?! 10. YOU’RE A V!RG!N. And there’s nothing wrong with that whatsoever. But chances are, if you’ve never done it, you aren’t going to be very good at it. Don’t worry though, you’ll get better. 1 Like
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Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Nobody: 8:18am On Feb 06, 2017 |
Hmmmm... ok... thats why.... and then he. ... aha! |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by ozoebuka1(m): 8:46am On Feb 06, 2017 |
When immorality becomes the order of the day, u know things have fallen apart!!! 6 Likes |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by firstking01(m): 9:09am On Feb 06, 2017 |
On the very first day of a working week?, smh....some people will just sleep and wake up with thoughts filled with sex. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by newyorks(m): 9:49am On Feb 06, 2017 |
go and be useful sin no more...its monday bro. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Nobody: 9:55am On Feb 06, 2017 |
Didn't you go to church on Sunday?after all the preaching you still have mouth to talk about sex.new week new life joor |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Nobody: 12:15pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Pinkdiamondz:
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Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by DOUBLEWAHALA: 12:24pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
ASHAWOGIRL come oh des is ur kind of trend |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by AshawoGirl(f): 1:14pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA: This op is likely not to be gud on bed. Guys don't say no to mouth action. But the problem is that they cannot suck u back |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by DOUBLEWAHALA: 1:25pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
[color=][/color] AshawoGirl: buh i can if u wanna . my problem is d salty test of it i hope urs test like cupcake |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by kay9(m): 1:30pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
AshawoGirl: I do... or at least I used to; pony's in the paddock now. Back then, oh yeah by all means bring on the BJ, but the second i feel them teeth, its off. You'd be amazed how few girls there are that can give a good head without flaying you with their teeth... Nice one, OP. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by snowden9(m): 2:48pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Really nice one op. I still very well remember the best sex i had. That was in 2014. I really shouldn't have broken up with that girl sha Its been about 10 different girls since then and the one that came almost so close to that best performance was the one i had with my gf last year and she's a damn hell of a bj giver. I can't let this one go at all. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Funlordmaniac(m): 3:30pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
DOUBLEWAHALA: Salty? Mumu you were licking her urine you Piss drinker! Learn your holes..... |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by DOUBLEWAHALA: 3:37pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Funlordmaniac:if i respond to u i go chop 2wks ban |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by princeemmma(m): 4:49pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
snowden9:that nice of you
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Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by browniex: 6:16pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
The no 6 point got me,am currently dating a girl who does not care about orgasm,she quite different from my ex,that used to give me an ultimatum, ogasm to her was such a big deal and she was always willing for any style just to climax,sex with her was always heavenly, but this present girl would be moaning and disturbing the neighbors but will not reach orgasm,I can take her 5 to 6 rounds with each lasting for at least 30 minutes,but she does not ogasm,I tried to talk to her about it,but it ended up making her tensed during sex,I asked her to tell me how she wants to be Bleep ed but she always ask me to find it out by myself,sometimes I get tired,because my previous women were so expressive during sex and this became easy for me to satisfy them every time. |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Nobody: 6:20pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Interesting Mynd44 what do you think? Point 4 though: Op please Described i dont gerrit |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Mynd44: 6:37pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Bumbae1:*does sign of the cross* I dont know ooooo |
Re: 10 Signs You Are Bad In Bed And Don’t Even Know About It by Nobody: 6:38pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Mynd44:Lol |
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