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Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 4:38pm On Feb 07, 2017
A friend of mine just called me to tell me the trouble he is into right now. We are in a kind of dilemma on how to avert the impending danger.

My friend's father is a staunch member of Assemblies of God Church and a no nonsense disciplinarian Elder.

My guy wanted to ease off some welling up tension inside him and decided to watch a blue movie in their sitting room. At the middle of the show, PHCN cut their house light. Two worst situations are that the DVD play is inbuilt into the big flat screen, second, his dad took their generator for servicing and will be coming back with the gen set himself.

He believe that his dad, mom and siblings will seat in the palour while he will be asked him to go power the gen to confirm work done on it and the dics inside will start playing before he come to the sitting room.

Please advise this troubled soul on what to do to avert the embarrassing situation.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by OGWaheedi: 4:43pm On Feb 07, 2017
Make e spoil the Tv angry
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by banjicom(m): 5:02pm On Feb 07, 2017
See the wonder of the living God!

God is punishing ur friends for using d holy TV in the parlour to satisfy his sexual urge!

Don't Get involve cheesy

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Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Lsofdk(m): 5:06pm On Feb 07, 2017
Go get a screwdriver lipsrsealed
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by firstking01(m): 5:15pm On Feb 07, 2017
Smh, let him use his hands and on the gen, immediately he has on the gen, he should just rush into the parlour and on the dvd player and with pretence bring it out stylishly, abi would his father come close and be monitoring him?...or better still, let him disconnect the dvd and take it to somewhere like a barbing salon closed by and remove the cd there....but why would you be watching blue filmsad
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by abouzaid: 5:19pm On Feb 07, 2017
he should go and borrow a small tiger generator, it's everywhere now, he can pay a little stipend to borrow it.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by raydatluvs(m): 5:20pm On Feb 07, 2017
Dunno, disconnect something only him can connect say the connection to the speaker or change the wires connecting to the TV.
PS :it's not what you think..
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Nobody: 5:27pm On Feb 07, 2017
Two things.

He should look for who has "I better pass my neighbour" before his dad gets back. grin

If he's unable to get one, op, you're his friend...go to their house, volunteer to start the gen, while your friend should be inside in a bid to remove the disk...once the gen comes on, he should calmly remove it and popsy won't know.

Why will they all seat at the parlour at the same time?, do they love movies that much?.

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Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by StupidYorubaFool: 5:32pm On Feb 07, 2017
He should commit suicide asap
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by makydebbie(f): 5:34pm On Feb 07, 2017
I've been in his shoes before, I can't forget what I went throughgrin
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Nobody: 5:37pm On Feb 07, 2017
Disconnect the TV. Or turn it off from the main while he goes to put the gen on. When he returns he plugs the TV in and proceed to remove the dvd. He could save his family the embarrassment and just tell his dad and take the punishment. His dad will be proud of his willingness to man up.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by SirMichael1: 5:52pm On Feb 07, 2017
makydebbie:
I've been in his shoes before, I can't forget what I went throughgrin

Oya, I'm interested in knowing oo. Corman tell me abeg.

BTW, I thought ladies don't watch porn
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by makydebbie(f): 6:04pm On Feb 07, 2017
SirMichael1:


Oya, I'm interested in knowing oo. Corman tell me abeg.

BTW, I thought ladies don't watch porn
I didn't know it was porn sef. My brother was watching a movie on his laptop and normally, he would allow me watch but this time around, he said I shouldn't join him and that aroused my curiosity. That's how I said lemme watch oo, i con dey enjoy the movie, (soft porn tho) NEPA come fūck up. That day come see prayersgrin
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Nobody: 6:45pm On Feb 07, 2017
Psoul:
A friend of mine just called me to tell me the trouble he is into right now. We are in a kind of dilemma on how to avert the impending danger.

My friend's father is a staunch member of Assemblies of God Church and a no nonsense disciplinarian Elder.

My guy wanted to ease off some welling up tension inside him and decided to watch a blue movie in their sitting room. At the middle of the show, PHCN cut their house light. Two worst situations are that the DVD play is inbuilt into the big flat screen, second, his dad took their generator for servicing and will be coming back with the gen set himself.

He believe that his dad, mom and siblings will seat in the palour while he will be asked him to go power the gen to confirm work done on it and the dics inside will start playing before he come to the sitting room.

Please advise this troubled soul on what to do to avert the embarrassing situation.
He should hide d DVD in his room. Didn't know blue film releases tension
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Joshchi(m): 8:50pm On Feb 07, 2017
This is funny.. . I swear. Who buys porn DVDs these days na.

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Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Bluezy13(m): 9:00pm On Feb 07, 2017
A little negotiation with your sibling will ease the tension.

A little disconnection or vandalizing one cable wire will do the needful.

A little tampering with the generator itself while claiming to try to switch it on, will answer your call.


A little alteration of the household power outlet/station/site...such as the breaker, will be of help.

A little...many things to be done, if I were in your shoes!
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by danilho(m): 10:52pm On Feb 07, 2017
raydatluvs:
Dunno, disconnect something only him can connect say the connection to the speaker or change the wires connecting to the TV.
PS :it's not what you think..

Weldone, that how you hava always escape being caught, isn't it.
Actually your suggestion is the best.
Bad do, I twale for you
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by danilho(m): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2017
SirMichael1:


Oya, I'm interested in knowing oo. Corman tell me abeg.

BTW, I thought ladies don't watch porn

Hhen, ladies watch porn die
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by danilho(m): 11:03pm On Feb 07, 2017
makydebbie:
I didn't know it was porn sef. My brother was watching a movie on his laptop and normally, he would allow me watch but this time around, he said I shouldn't join him and that aroused my curiosity. That's how I said lemme watch oo, i con dey enjoy the movie, (soft porn tho) NEPA come fūck up. That day come see prayersgrin

Soft porn ke, porn ni porn nje.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Nobody: 11:11pm On Feb 07, 2017
firstking01:
Smh, let him use his hands and on the gen, immediately he has on the gen, he should just rush into the parlour and on the dvd player and with pretence bring it out stylishly, abi would his father come close and be monitoring him?...or better still, let him disconnect the dvd and take it to somewhere like a barbing salon closed by and remove the cd there....but why would you be watching blue filmsad
badguy, e don show say yousef don de tge kind situation tyr
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Nobody: 11:13pm On Feb 07, 2017
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 6:45am On Feb 08, 2017
banjicom:
See the wonder of the living God!

God is punishing ur friends for using d holy TV in the parlour to satisfy his sexual urge!

Don't Get involve cheesy

Like seriously, I told him that God wan expose him to his parents. I have severally warned him to stop his Vaseline life
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 6:47am On Feb 08, 2017
firstking01:
Smh, let him use his hands and on the gen, immediately he has on the gen, he should just rush into the parlour and on the dvd player and with pretence bring it out stylishly, abi would his father come close and be monitoring him?...or better still, let him disconnect the dvd and take it to somewhere like a barbing salon closed by and remove the cd there....but why would you be watching blue filmsad

Bro....the DVD machine is inbuilt together with the Big TV. Not detachable.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 6:48am On Feb 08, 2017
raydatluvs:
Dunno, disconnect something only him can connect say the connection to the speaker or change the wires connecting to the TV.
PS :it's not what you think..

You must be a professional. Like u ve bn in this situation before.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 6:52am On Feb 08, 2017
Benita27:
Two things.

He should look for who has "I better pass my neighbour" before his dad gets back. grin

If he's unable to get one, op, you're his friend...go to their house, volunteer to start the gen, while your friend should be inside in a bid to remove the disk...once the gen comes on, he should calmly remove it and popsy won't know.

Why will they all seat at the parlour at the same time?, do they love movies that much?.

This babe, u are a badst babe. Thinking like a bad guy. Love dat. Well, I'm not too close to the family. You kw these Christian families that the father will look at your face wt stern look as if he is seeing what you are thinking or seeing what you have done in the past. Scared of the man ooo.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 6:53am On Feb 08, 2017
makydebbie:
I've been in his shoes before, I can't forget what I went throughgrin

Babe, pls tell me what you did to avert the embarrassment.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 7:04am On Feb 08, 2017
LeView:
Disconnect the TV. Or turn it off from the main while he goes to put the gen on. When he returns he plugs the TV in and proceed to remove the dvd. He could save his family the embarrassment and just tell his dad and take the punishment. His dad will be proud of his willingness to man up.

Hiaaa......do u kw what u are saying. Confess to the father. Jeez. The man will make him face the punishment of his sin instantly and will even bring his case to the church council and finally give him back seat in the church. Abeg, confessing to the father is not a considered option.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 7:07am On Feb 08, 2017
Nma27:
He should hide d DVD in his room. Didn't know blue film releases tension

The DVD Player is inbuilt into the TV.

U dont ke that blue movies ease off tension? Wen u watch it, what does it do to u?
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by firstking01(m): 7:15am On Feb 08, 2017
Psoul:


Bro....the DVD machine is inbuilt together with the Big TV. Not detachable.
I 've done the lil i can...i don't why a youth should be watching blue film in his parents matrimonial home....let him bear the consequences alone.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by makydebbie(f): 7:37am On Feb 08, 2017
Psoul:


Babe, pls tell me what you did to avert the embarrassment.
NEPA brought light before he came back.
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by raydatluvs(m): 8:23am On Feb 08, 2017
Psoul:


You must be a professional. Like u ve bn in this situation before.
actually, I have not. Just logical
Re: Please Help A Brother In Trouble by Psoul(m): 9:32am On Feb 08, 2017
makydebbie:
NEPA brought light before he came back.

Lol... grin

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