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Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by DCONE1(m): 12:58pm On Feb 11, 2017
*PMB is not the problem of Nigeria*

Please read this post by VOA (Victor Okechukwu Anyaegbuna)
I repeat, PMB is not the problem of Nigeria. Take it or leave it.
So
WHO ARE THE KLEPTOCRATS?
Read this intriguing and provocative piece; yet Nigerians refuse to be provoked instead holding one man, Buhari, responsible for all their woes!
How far can you push a Nigerian before he reacts like an angry lion?
Isn't it a ridiculous mockery and insult that Nigerians are the only world citizens that when pushed to the wall, spend more energy to break the wall and cross over rather than fight back?
Read this and let's know who our real enemies and shameless oppressors are - GOVERNORS, EX-GOVERNORS, SENATORS, REPS. Can't we do something to get rid of these big thieves that use our power against us?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
NIGERIANS WAKE UP!
A lion never shies away from a fight when it is hungry, neither does it blame the buffalo for resisting or refusing to be eaten.
How come our forefathers dared death and everything to give us a sane society?
Shaaaaaame!!!
Please endeavour to read this very interesting piece!

STATE OF THE NATION
A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.

The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.

The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.

Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).

In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.

In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.

It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.

This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.

NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?

As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?

IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......

Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.

Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria. The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.

Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals or 48 professors or 70 commissioners of police or more than twice the pay of the US President or 9 times the salary of US congressmen.

It's high time the country had a referendum on those outrageous salaries of Senators, House of Representative members and other political office holders.
*COPIED*

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Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by seguno2: 1:07pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ugosample:
Most of Abacha loot has been uncovered.

There is no Abacha loot.
He did not steal our money according to Buhari who is fighting corruption now.
If Abacha did not steal, how can there be Abacha loot?
Make you sef reason the thing na, bro.
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Ningi2020(m): 1:08pm On Feb 11, 2017
PeaceGord:
Bleep the idiott called Buhari
Is Buhari ur nightmare, remember he even if he is nt ur president he is someone's father, and one day u will b a father too, intact I am very sure u re nt better dan his son in anyway... So calling someones father STUPID I dnt think its a sign of maturity.
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by alt3r3g0: 1:08pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ugosample:


Most of Abacha loot has been uncovered.

Politicians dont do that to themselves.
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by brojoshua: 1:08pm On Feb 11, 2017
Are they not able to loot and become as rich as he is
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by adedayo3193(m): 1:08pm On Feb 11, 2017
DCONE1:
*PMB is not the problem of Nigeria*

Please read this post by VOA (Victor Okechukwu Anyaegbuna)
I repeat, PMB is not the problem of Nigeria. Take it or leave it.
So
WHO ARE THE KLEPTOCRATS?
Read this intriguing and provocative piece; yet Nigerians refuse to be provoked instead holding one man, Buhari, responsible for all their woes!
How far can you push a Nigerian before he reacts like an angry lion?
Isn't it a ridiculous mockery and insult that Nigerians are the only world citizens that when pushed to the wall, spend more energy to break the wall and cross over rather than fight back?
Read this and let's know who our real enemies and shameless oppressors are - GOVERNORS, EX-GOVERNORS, SENATORS, REPS. Can't we do something to get rid of these big thieves that use our power against us?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
NIGERIANS WAKE UP!
A lion never shies away from a fight when it is hungry, neither does it blame the buffalo for resisting or refusing to be eaten.
How come our forefathers dared death and everything to give us a sane society?
Shaaaaaame!!!
Please endeavour to read this very interesting piece!

STATE OF THE NATION
A SELF DECEIVING COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA

Twenty-one senators currently receiving pensions from government as ex-governors and deputy governors.

The current senators who once served as governors are Bukola Saraki of Kwara, Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso of Kano, Kabiru Gaya of Kano, Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom, Theodore Orji of Abia, Abdullahi Adamu of Nasarawa, Sam Egwu of Ebonyi, Shaaba Lafiagi of Kwara, Joshua Dariye of Plateau Jonah Jang of Plateau, Aliyu Magatakarda Wamakko of Sokoto, Ahmed Sani Yarima of Zamfara, Danjuma Goje of Gombe, Bukar Abba Ibrahim of Yobe, Adamu Aliero of Kebbi, George Akume of Benue and Isiaka Adeleke of Osun.

The former deputy governors in the Senate are Ms Biodun Olujimi of Ekiti and Enyinaya Harcourt Abaribe of Abia. Danladi Abubakar Sani served as the acting governor of Taraba state.

Many former governors are also in Buhari's Cabinet as Ministers. This includes: Ngige, Fayemi, Amaechi and Fashola (SAN).).

In Akwa Ibom State, the law provides that ex governors and deputy governors receive pension equivalent to the salaries of the incumbent. The package also includes a new official car and a utility vehicle every four years; one personal aide; a cook, chauffeurs and security guards for the governor at a sum not exceeding N5 million per month and N2.5 million for his deputy governor.

In Rivers, the law provides 100 percent of annual basic salaries for the ex-governor and deputy, one residential house for the former governor “anywhere of his choice in Nigeria”; one residential house anywhere in Rivers for the deputy, three cars for the ex-governor every four years and two cars for the deputy every four years.

It is alledged that in Lagos, a former governor will get two houses, one in Lagos and another in Abuja, estimated at N500 million in Lagos and N700 million in Abuja. He also receives six new cars to be replaced every three years; a furniture allowance of 300 percent of annual salary to be paid every two years, and a N30 million pension annually for life.

This is the reality for all the 21 ex govenors and deputy governors who are currently serving as senators. This same is also true of ex governors who are now serving as Ministers.

NOW I ASK:
How many years did these guys serve their states as governors and deputy governors? Is it more than 8years? Is that a reason to be entitled to pensions for life? Even if they are entitled to pension for life, must it be so outrageous?

As if that is not enough: HOW on earth can any public servant with conscience collect salaries and allowances as a senator or minister, and still have the audacity to claim pensions equivalent to the salaries of a serving governor in Nigeria?

IT ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE......

Once you are elected a senator or appointed a minister, you must forfeit any pension accruing to you from government at any level until you vacate office. This should also apply to senators collecting military pensions like former Senate President David Mark.

Yet these senators are in the Senate that is inviting the current finance minister to discuss the recession of Nigeria's economy. A senator pockets approximately 30 million naira monthly as salary and allowances. Our "honourables" are not interested to make laws that could restructure our country into economically autonomous federating States/Regions to save the country from sectional agitations that is threatening to destroy Nigeria. The sad and hopeless situation is that the rest of Nigerians are busy arguing based on party, ethnic and affiliations while these enemies of state continue to rape us.

Do you know that it costs tax payers 290m Naira yearly to maintain each member of our National Assembly in a country where nothing works & 80% of population earn below 300 Naira a day ? A working day earning of a senator is more than a yearly income of a doctor; it's more than the salary of 42 Army generals or 48 professors or 70 commissioners of police or more than twice the pay of the US President or 9 times the salary of US congressmen.

It's high time the country had a referendum on those outrageous salaries of Senators, House of Representative members and other political office holders.
*COPIED*


Nice one bro
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by mykeljosef: 1:22pm On Feb 11, 2017
BrownShawty:
Omg,I made it to FTC
Thank God grin

third hand weed

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Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by NyemzyHimself: 1:33pm On Feb 11, 2017
The face of that police man tho grin
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Psoul(m): 1:34pm On Feb 11, 2017
BrownShawty:
Omg,I made it to FTC

Thank God grin

Hey...BrownShawty!......BrownShawty!!........BrownShawty!!!

Wake up!......Wake up! You are dreaming. Wake up and go and wash your face outside
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Nobody: 1:36pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ugosample:
Nigerians like to over exagerate the net worth of these politicians......

you people think $15billion is 15 naira?

It's highly unlikely that a politician can steal that amount of money, or even have it,)....

The ones who can manage to have such obscene amount (which I doubt) are the former heads of States ( IBB, OBJ, GEJ dem)

If you are a legislator of state governor, you cannot have such an amount of money.

Oboy u dey sleep ontop naked wire oh, u say 15 billion dollar abi??
Abeg google how much they say e loss for NNPC 2014, 20 billion dollars loss till today, how much you think say james ibori thief? Most of them na the one wey dem catch them with be that oh, the one wey them thief wey u no see or catch don go oh, baba dangote no get money compare state governor for all these oil states oh
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by wristbangle: 1:37pm On Feb 11, 2017
kurajordan:
Lol

That picture funny die grin
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Lagosstreet: 1:37pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ugosample:
Nigerians like to over exagerate the net worth of these politicians......

you people think $15billion is 15 naira?

It's highly unlikely that a politician can steal that amount of money, or even have it,)....

The ones who can manage to have such obscene amount (which I doubt) are the former heads of States ( IBB, OBJ, GEJ dem)



If you are a legislator of state governor, you cannot have such an amount of money.

Dangote does not have that as cash and is probably the most indebted person in Africa.

Go and understand that a TY Danjuma once sold off one oil block asset of his for one billion dollars. Now that's just one transaction. And this man has been hovering around power for some forty years now. Go figure.

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Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by peacesamuel94(m): 1:41pm On Feb 11, 2017
ojibole:
hahaha I dey tell u. if some African leaders come out with their illegal money ehn even bill Gates sef go fear


which of the bill gates?
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by uvalued(m): 1:51pm On Feb 11, 2017
olasaad:
Lol...they will be like we can never be poor as Aliko Dangote

Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by kaymart: 1:51pm On Feb 11, 2017
0955eb027:
Only an ignoramus will believe Dangote became the richest man in africa without the backing of Politicians.

We all took Abacha's family for a joke when they said they can never be as poor as Dangote.



It was you who took them for a joke but few individuals like us who aren't ignoramus didn't take it for a joke.......So, wake up from ur slumber.....

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Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Ugosample(m): 1:52pm On Feb 11, 2017
vowsng:


Oboy u dey sleep ontop naked wire oh, u say 15 billion dollar abi??
Abeg google how much they say e loss for NNPC 2014, 20 billion dollars loss till today, how much you think say james ibori thief? Most of them na the one wey dem catch them with be that oh, the one wey them thief wey u no see or catch don go oh, baba dangote no get money compare state governor for all these oil states oh


So common sense did not telk you that it is not one person that will eat the 20billion?

Those that will share the money are in the thousands, workers, department heads, president, Vp (if he is sharp) even the legislative boys will demand their share to cover up the looting, so what are we saying here?


You have a brain, think
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Ugosample(m): 1:54pm On Feb 11, 2017
vowsng:


Oboy u dey sleep ontop naked wire oh, u say 15 billion dollar abi??
Abeg google how much they say e loss for NNPC 2014, 20 billion dollars loss till today, how much you think say james ibori thief? Most of them na the one wey dem catch them with be that oh, the one wey them thief wey u no see or catch don go oh, baba dangote no get money compare state governor for all these oil states oh

Ibori loot go reach $300m dollars, and he was a governor of an oil producing state that gets derivation.

Go and sit down jare, you no sabi for this matter
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by nkemjacob2(m): 2:15pm On Feb 11, 2017
the different between both is one is a political thief and the other work for his money....
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by 0955eb027(m): 2:22pm On Feb 11, 2017
kaymart:



It was you who took them for a joke but few individuals like us who aren't ignoramus didn't take it for a joke.......So, wake up from ur slumber.....
I have bro, i have.
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by ICAMETOWIN(m): 2:22pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ugosample:
Nigerians like to over exagerate the net worth of these politicians......

you people think $15billion is 15 naira?

It's highly unlikely that a politician can steal that amount of money, or even have it,)....

The ones who can manage to have such obscene amount (which I doubt) are the former heads of States ( IBB, OBJ, GEJ dem)

If you are a legislator of state governor, you cannot have such an amount of money.
Nigerians like fairy tales too much,
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Junior66(m): 2:30pm On Feb 11, 2017
ojibole:
hahaha I dey tell u. if some African leaders come out with their illegal money ehn even bill Gates sef go fear
stop lying. No African leader has as much wealth as Bill Gates. You think say na our state budgets money we de talk here? We are talking of people whose wealth can finance the whole of West Africa in years.
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Cozee(m): 2:31pm On Feb 11, 2017
lmao
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Dreadful: 2:34pm On Feb 11, 2017
Police even follow dey laff. Lolzzz
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Opakan2: 2:35pm On Feb 11, 2017
so where is the correlation?

mumu thread
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Baltazarcus(m): 2:55pm On Feb 11, 2017
i sigh while reading comments on this thread , why ? Because we youth know these men loot public coffers and yet do nothing only to complain online or some gullible ones to hail these corrupt politicians , we youth should take action and stand up against these thieves that called themselves politician , we the youth must eradicate these men , we the youth must collectively build our own party that will wrestle power from these men rather than joining theirs .
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Jesusloveyou: 3:00pm On Feb 11, 2017
Flexherbal:
They laugh because they have hidden nigerians money in their soakaways.

https://www.nairaland.com/2913203/herbal-tea-secrete-fathers-used in curing PreMAture ExPULsion and E.D
those are people you defend and called hero
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by itisco(m): 3:29pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ugosample:
Nigerians like to over exagerate the net worth of these politicians......

you people think $15billion is 15 naira?

It's highly unlikely that a politician can steal that amount of money, or even have it,)....

The ones who can manage to have such obscene amount (which I doubt) are the former heads of States ( IBB, OBJ, GEJ dem)

If you are a legislator of state governor, you cannot have such an amount of money.


My brother, ur networth is not only the money in the bank but also ur properties like land and ehm... Building, infact ur assets
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Emeskhalifa(m): 3:34pm On Feb 11, 2017
Wen Abacha son abi na wife tok say dem no go eva poor like Dangote, una think say na joke
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by ojibole(m): 3:39pm On Feb 11, 2017
Junior66:

stop lying. No African leader has as much wealth as Bill Gates. You think say na our state budgets money we de talk here? We are talking of people whose wealth can finance the whole of West Africa in years.

bill gates is worth $70 billion, efcc found $37.5m in diezani house oh den imagine abacha, ibori,danjuma to mention a fee den outside naija u hv mugabe n others
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by kaymart: 3:42pm On Feb 11, 2017
0955eb027:
I have bro, i have.
gewd.....
Re: When Nigerian Politicians Hear That Dangote Is The Richest Man In Africa by Bandeco(m): 3:46pm On Feb 11, 2017
ojibole:


bill gates is worth $70 billion, efcc found $37.5m in diezani house oh den imagine abacha, ibori,danjuma to mention a fee den outside naija u hv mugabe n others
So? What's ur point exactly... You dull sha

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