Behold it is written in the book of February

chapter 14 verse 1
"And it shall come to pass that on Valentine's day, excuses shall arise again; my battery died,
my credit got finished,
my DP refused to change,
my boss selected me for the trip,
traffic jams etc...

When thou seeth these signs, be calm, fear thou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick."

Verse 2...
"Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out, Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed."

Verse 3:
"Behold babe, I stand at thy door of your hostel and knock, if u hear my voice and open thy door, I will come in and eat with you, dine with you and share thy gifts I have for you."

Verse 4:
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace I will grant to him."

Verse 5:
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 months assignment."

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who Val don EPP?

I don't have anything reasonable to say.. Maybe the guy above me might

Take style pass strong message

Wetin be this nonsense?

The moderator that pushed this to the front page needs to be punished with a huge _dildo up his/her ass without lubrication.

Prettythicksme

All this things nor concern me...no sane Nigerian with a lot happening right now would be bothered about one stupid day called valentine..
Who valentine help??
With this recession hitting Nigerians hard, I doubt anyone gives a fvck about what will happen on the so called valentines day..
Thank God for the champions league tomorrow.. At least the guys have something to look forward to.

What is so special about February 14 sef?
Those who are loved know that they are loved and those who want to show love do it without much ado because love is supposed to be shown everyday at least in little ways, by little kind gestures.

I see no need to set out a particular day to show love. So what should happen to other days? We can hate on those days abi?

By now people should have realised that Feb 14 is a day people show FAKE and SELFISH love.

Be wise.

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Who is Valentine? Who did e epp?

Lol

eleojo23:
b

voicelez:
s

HitlerGaddafi:

grandmah:

Pls wats all dis na?

Is Valentine for only couple who will have sex after an outing?

A day when the world shake due to immoralty

Lol. I c

Hahaha.. I love it .

After effects of 14th Feb

Interesting

Like the poster above ,the time when so many virgins puna is gonna be of the floor bleeding

A Funny thread with a deep message. Hw interesting

Okundaye4:






Pls wats all dis na?

Oga why did you edit my post and turn it against me?


Lesson learnt, don't just jump into conclusion and criticize people. They can turn the case against you in a blink of an eye.
I can just report you to the mods and lie that you edited and removed my post and added a smiley and you'll serve a lengthy ban but I won't do that.

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Creativity at its peak

robosky02:


Behold it is written in the book of February

Verse 4:
"Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself for any girl for peace I will grant to him."

Verse 5:
"Hear ye hear ye, for girls so love February 14 that they gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever does not make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 months assignment."

bros well done sir...this ur message strong oo

single babes everywhere this Valentine....... guys mind your pocket

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