twaintoy:
Who will be my Val?

Me

You are the only mosquito in my net

BLACKbullet:
Girls of this century don't value text messages again.

na credit alert sure for them die

My babe is in trouble this nyt...

Must we send text

twaintoy:
Who will be my Val?

Buhari will suit you like seriously

Who will be my val
Cos I don't have any
Back to the bone of contention: I didn't fancy any of them.

The best is Jesus loves you

[quote author=twaintoy post=53681885]Who will be my Val? I will be ur val,

Love no. 9

Nice one

Only Romantic message you can send to your Val is "money"

dovelike:
Too indepth abeg. Him senior me well we'll

Be my val

dovelike:

Are you referring to me?

you hear account number your finger no waste time


you no whether na MMM account e dey ask for

dovelike:
Too indepth abeg. Him senior me well we'll

Lmao that doesn't stop you from expressing how you feel.

twaintoy:
Who will be my Val?

Wetin happen to ur last val?? Motor jam am??

What A Woman Really Wants ...A Good Story
With A Moral



Young King Arthur was ambushed and
imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring
kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but
was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the
monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he
could answer a very difficult question. Arthur
would have a year to figure out the answer and, if
after a year, he still had no answer, he would be
put to death.
The question was: What do women really want?
Such a question would perplex even the most
knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it
seemed an impossible query. But, since it was
better than death, he accepted the monarch's
proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll
everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men,
and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a
satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old
witch, for only she would have the answer.
But the price would be high as the witch was
famous throughout the kingdom for the
exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no
choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to
answer the question, but he would have to agree
to her price first.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the
most noble of the Knights of the Round Table,
and Arthur's closest friend!
Young Arthur was horrified. She was
hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth,
smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant
creature in all his life.
He refused to force his friend to marry her and
endure such a terrible burden, but Lancelot,
learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur.
He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice
compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of
the Round Table.
Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch
answered Arthur's question thus: "What a woman
really wants," she said, "is to be in charge of her
own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the
witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's
life would be spared.
And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted
Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch
had a wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot,
steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered
the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The
most beautiful woman he had ever seen, lay
before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot
asked what had happened.
The beauty replied that since he had been so kind
to her when she appeared as a witch, she would
henceforth be her horrible deformed self only
half the time and the beautiful maiden the other
half.
"Which would you prefer? she asked him.
"Beautiful during the day ... or at night?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the
day he could have a beautiful woman to show off
to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his
castle, an old witch! Or, would he prefer having a
hideous witch during the day, but by night a
beautiful woman for him to enjoy wonderous,
intimate moments with?
(If you are a man reading this ...) What would
YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this ..) What would
YOUR MAN'S choice be?
What Lancelot chose is below. BUT ... make YOUR
choice before you scroll down below. OKAY?
Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch
gave Arthur to his question, said that he would
allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she would
be beautiful all the time because he had
respected her enough to let her be in charge of
her own life.




Now ... what is the moral to this story?
(scroll down again)
The moral is ..

(scroll down one more time)
If you don't let a woman have her own way,
things are going to get ugly.
Thanks Beth!!!à

HEADLINE; HOW AM SPENDING MY VALENTINE DAY

1 Go to work
2 Come back frm work
3 Buy a Very cold fanta with very fresh bread
4 Go to a football centre to watch the all expecting champions league match btw Psg & Barca with my chilled fanta and bread in hand.

BEST VAL EVER

Lemme c ya click like if u agree wit me

Wait o.....Val ain't about your love relationship, but about sharing gift and caring for people. Show love to a herdsman or boko haram member....

dey dia dey talk abt luv wen guys r tinking of hw escape this recession! na luv person go chop? abeg write better tins dat can help the hungry ppl Romeo nd Juliet r no more!!!!

twaintoy:
Who will be my Val?

me me me

Ramanto:

Is It After 9 Months She'l Get Pregnant?

yeah, I know.
Read tru the text again.

xynerise:
People still send love text messages?

My brother. My thought exactly. Being a long time since i composed such things. Maybe in my secondary da year.

People dey compose productive things, me go dey compose which kin love text.

Skillfullulu:
Love in the air, 'can't wait till tomorrow baby'
After 9months:
Hello Padi, 'that girl said "she is pregnant"
Use condom pls.

How do you do your own thinking?

It's in the 9the month you'll discover she's pregnant....

Jerrick:
Me

[quote author=ychris post=53681879]I just transfered 500k to your GTB account. have u seen alert?

happy val sweetie!

ain't that rowomantic ?[/quote
The only and best valentine text for Nigerian ladies.

[quote author=ehjiwummy post=53682189][/quote]

Well i can send ur love text messages u composed here if it can serve as gift to these gurls tomorrow.

Just imagine u compose this give ur naija babe and nothing afterwards. She go send ur number to the afterlife.

xynerise:
People still send love text messages?

lol papa Anderson, yes nau... abi Skydeep no go get one from you ni? Biko, stop being old school jare...

Luff inna Hair

In this 21st centurY? People still copy and paste text messages? instead of writing from emotions

LONGFELLOW02:
Send me your account details is the only Romantic message for some naija girls.

Biko, what else is more romantic than this?