Good day ladies and gentle men, I have not come to bore u wth my tale or write up, buh rather I have come to talk abt my cassava which happens to double as my best friend

I wish I cld go to the top of the mountain everest to shout out loud the wonders of my beloved and noble cassava, I wish I cld stand on top of that high mountain and tell of the sweetness, the length,the width, the ruggedity and strenght of my God given cassava.


In my journey through life so many lovely and ugly ladies as well have had the opportunity to have a taste of my cassava,except for albinos, dwarfs and imbeciles.

Some ladies have cried after feedn them my cassava, while some turned their head frm side to side while receiving my cassava,while some mistakenly scratched my skin wth their finger nails as my cassava penetrated them,while some shouted Mummy, while some shouted Gawd,while some made sounds like isssshhhhh,ussssshhhh,hsssssss, like some one who is eating a hot and spicy bowl of peppersoup, while some ladies have proclaimed their love for me and beggn me never to leave them while in the act of receiving my cassava


I use to have a dear lady then who likes to wrap her palm round my cassava and press it wheneva it is ere'ct cos she said it is strong like iron and I'll jus laff and feed her wth my cassava afterall

My cassava is not fine when u look at it infact it is very ugly wth a brown cap or head and it is slightly curved to the left and sometimes when it is fully ripe or ere'ct for penetration or betterstill consumption by the female kpomo, I use to notice that some veins will show on the shaft of my cassava and sometimes the veins are so plenty and obvious like clusters of illegally connected wires on an electric pole and most times the lady to be fed wth my cassava will wonder how this monsterous and beastly looking dick will enter her.


I remember one very beautiful morning when I woke up and I was oozing wth konji all over frm head to toe my dick charged frm night till morning and it refused to go down and then I stood frm my bed and headed for the toilet which was close to the bathroom and lo and behold my sisters friend who came to live wth us for a while was coming out of the bathroom and when she opened the door of the bathroom wat greeted her was the sight of my dick pointing forward like the sword of a soldier being held by a another soldier on a horse charging it's fellow soldiers to move ahead and attack the enemy in front of them, and when she saw my dick she jammed the bathroom door back and shouted "jesus" and refusing to come out until she was sure I' was out of sight. Lol.that day I was tempted to name my dick "nightmare"


I remember a dear lady I use to date then who use to tell me that she likes it when I hug her frm behind and my cassava is chookn her yansh, chai dat gal loves cassava and I dnt fail in my duties to give it to her hot, she made a fatal mistake one day when her greed for my cassava drove her in2 riding me she told me to sit on the reading chair in her hostel and then she jumped on my dick like someone jumping in2 conclusions and halfway in 2 the bumpy ride she came down and complained of abdominal pain and she said she'd rather continue on missionary style and vowed never to ride me again and whenever I wanna tease her, I'll tell her to come and ride me and she'll hiss and roll her eyes, hahahahahahaha she messed with the wrong cassava. Lol!



My cassava has it's bad side though, I remember one day I was at a party and a gal was dancing and she had boiz allover her as if there was something they wanted to collect frm her body so I drew closer to hustle for space to dance wth the damsel, then one of the boiz left, I guess he received a phone call, immediately I jumped in2 the open space he left behind, infact the way my feet stamped on the ground when I jumped in2 that open space is enough to cause earthquake, so the dance started for me although I'm not much of a good dancer I jus went in their to tap current and the way her yansh gummed against my dick did not help matters at all, as my dick doubled in lenght and size as if it came in contact wth yeast and the thing was chookn the gal then the gal turned her head backwards at me and asked me to remove my fone frm my pocket and put it at my back pocket so I jus put my hand in my pocket as if it was really my fone meanwhile it was my cassava at work again, then I continued dancing and the second time the gal warned me again and by the third time she left me and went to dance elsewhere and as usual boiz swarmed her.I wanted to name my cassava "Chukwuma" cos of the way it was chookn the gal, lol.


I have a friend who has a very dangerous cassava infact his dick should have caution sign branded wth the word "harzardous" this guy's cassava his big infact my cassava his learning work where his own cassava is, I remember one day where he fed one gal his cassava in my room and me and my friends were peeping through the window, chai our cassava erec'ted and almost cut to pieces, cause the gal was groaninng "stanley my womb urrrrgghhh, ahhhhhh satnley my womb, urrrrggghh Gawd stanley stanley, stanley my womb, infact I can remember it vividly like it's happening right now in my eyes and when they were done and he was escorting the gal home the gal cld not walk fast like when she came and we went to bring her frm the bus stop for the feeding exercise


I've told stanley severally that he is my oga buh he will neva believe so one day we took a tape rule and measured our respective cassava and alas the result came out and he's dick was longer than mine wth half inch,as for the width it's the same but his own his straight while my own his curved like blackerry curve 2, I remember a gal who saved my name wth "israel kurvd dik" hahahahaha lol


The day I told my gf I wanna feed her my cassava through her yansh, the way she looked at me ehn, I corrected myself sharply


All in all I'm enjoying my cassava and some gals have shared in the bounty, I love my life it's interesting, I love everything I do and if I come back to this world again I'll still love to be me


Lol.


Happy valentine

na small pikin dey do u and ur type no dey good for bed

OP

adadike281:
na small pikin dey do u and ur type no dey good for bed

u can test me, and see me fail or wat d'u think?

lefulefu:
OP

okay, ooya come and be going

Berlynn:
nice one i enjoy reading ur post, its full of motivational talk nd inspiring words keep it up its Good you know who ur best friend is

lol, buh I'll like to introduce my best friend to you, cos my best friend is ver sociable and it like's to meet new people, u're pretty

jonaifame22:
lol, buh I'll like to introduce my best friend to you, cos my best friend is ver sociable and it like's to meet new people, u're pretty

Thanks for the compliment, bet i dont like big cassava i like sinz kind of cassava

Nice write up

Berlynn:


Thanks for the compliment, bet i dont like big cassava i like sinz kind of cassava

Tell that perv to steer clear from my parcel.

SINZ:

Tell that perv to steer clear from my parcel.

done tat already,

you know i like your cassava

Berlynn:


Thanks for the compliment, bet i dont like big cassava i like sinz kind of cassava

okay dnt worry I'll take the pain to slim fit the cassava for ur consumption,lol

Berlynn:


done tat already,

you know i like your cassava

Baybee... Just my cassava?

SINZ:

Baybee... Just my cassava?

Lol

Berlynn:
Lol

Wait till you taste my cooking

op you are a sex maniac ....beta go marry

Berlynn:




hmmm tats how my bro impresses his online female friends,meanwhile he is not even a good cook...

Well, I'm not out to impress you.


I want to treat you to a nice meal of porridge yam and plantain. Its what I cook best

Berlynn:



done tat already,


you know i like your cassava

you aff join bad gang

SINZ:


Well, I'm not out to impress you.


I want to treat you to a nice meal of porridge yam and plantain. Its what I cook best

oh yam my fav .... .... Isit ripe or unripe plantain who taught u how to cook if truly ur a good cook?

Berlynn:



oh yam my fav .... .... Isit ripe or unripe plantain who taught u how to cook if truly ur a good cook?

I learnt from my gf while I was in uni. She cooks like a chef!

Ripe plantains babe.. With smoked fish. You like?

Oyind17:
you aff join bad gang

cassava asin for garri you know its use for making Eba , nd we use Eba to eat soup like oha soup nd vegetable soup , is only u tat know who joined bad gang ooooi ..


SINZ explain to her better

Berlynn:


cassava asin for garri you know its use for making Eba , nd we use Eba to eat soup like oha soup nd vegetable soup , is only u tat know who joined bad gang ooooi ..


SINZ explain to her better

Wey my cake

SINZ:

I learnt from my gf while I was in uni. She cooks like a chef!
Ripe plantains babe.. With smoked fish. You like?

oh i see


i dont like ripe plantain

Berlynn:


oh i see


i dont like ripe plantain

Really? That's a first.. Ripe plantain tastes next to heavenly!
Buh you like yam? We could make it plain then. Just yam and smoked fish.

Oyind17:
Wey my cake

At your level, you still wan chop cake.

Cakes are for kiddo's joor

SINZ:


At your level, you still wan chop cake.


Cakes are for kiddo's joor

E just finish for my fridge. Person dey big pass cake?

Oyind17:
Wey my cake

itaf finished u promised to call

Oyind17:
E just finish for my fridge. Person dey big pass cake?

Yelz na? Buhari still dey chop cake?


At your level, you should be eating gworo

Berlynn:



itaf finished u promised to call

I will call you later

SINZ:


Yelz na? Buhari still dey chop cake?


At your level, you should be eating gworo

Watin be gworo, Buhari no get choice. Health wahala