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Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by ClassCaptain(m): 8:20pm On Feb 16, 2017
I remembered my own strip club experience ...


I just came back that day from my church Hour of
Mercy I remembered my own strip club experience ...
I just came back that day from my chuch Hour of
Mercy programme and sat down to rest when i got a
call from my friend , that he has arrived home after
almost 7 years in SA and that he has lodged in an
hotel in town..


Old friends naw, i rushed to the hotel hoping to get
some goodies from him .
one thing led to one thing and we landed in the hotel
strip club.


Smoke ,loud music,Unclad girls ,semi Unclad
girls,black,yellow
We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.
Before i look left,look right, a black lady was walking
towards me...i was already shaking as her confident
olympus is standing mammary glands pointed
accusing Tips at me.


She winked at my friend and came close to me.
Hello handsome..she said as she carresed my head
and chest..

She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my
WAR zone..things were really heating up
PDP, APC or LP.,.,she asked me seductively
i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms
from my friend but i could see him being led into one
corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..
APC.. I said.

Hmmmn... APC... Will cost you two thousand. She
replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled. She was
so beautiful i wondered why she had to opt for this.
I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave
me and prepared to follow her inside too.

She just stood,moved away from me and whispered to
one of the light skin girls , pointing at me..
Enjoy yourself.she said as she attended to the other
customers..

The girl too came and i was almost standing for her
to take me to the room and we do this thing till day
break. Ma tesojue laleyi.
Damn. This girl dey gave me was errything .She just
came with her big breasts and ass, twerked on me for
like five mins.

After 4 mins 45 secs, she stood up and walked away.
Where are you going. I asked.
Haa.we are done... She replied.
Done with what... U just gave me five minutes lap
dance..wont u take me inside.... I asked playfully.
oga... Infact its usually 3 mins but becos u are new,
thats is why i even added two.. You came naw..
You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber
now.. This time my face don change and baba don
ready


So is this what apc means here. Just five minutes,2k
gone.. How much be ashi for hotel..
I was about dragging her inside when i was warned by
the heavy looking bouncers to behave myself as that
was the way it was done and that if i didnt know the
code,why was i in the club.


Apc was a lap dance till u cum, lp was a Mouth Gig,
and pdp was the real deal while the gate fee covers
only watching the pole dancers .

And the end , the bouncers threw me out after i
demanded for a refund that all enjoyment shld have
been covered by the gate fee
.
My friend came out in anger claiming he was not
allowed to finish and we both retired to his room
furious..
Strip club my foot ! , that he has arrived home after
almost 7 years in SA and that he has lodged in an
hotel in town..


Old friends naw, i rushed to the hotel hoping to get
some goodies from him .
one thing led to one thing and we landed in the hotel
strip club.


Smoke ,loud music,Unclad girls ,semi Unclad
girls,black,yellow
We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.

Before i look left,look right, a black lady was walking
towards me...i was already shaking as her confident
olympus is standing mammary glands pointed
accusing Tips at me.
She winked at my friend and came close to me.
Hello handsome..she said as she carresed my head
and chest..

She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my
WAR zone..things were really heating up
PDP, APC or LP.,.,she asked me seductively
i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms
from my friend but i could see him being led into one
corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..
APC.. I said.

Hmmmn... APC... Will cost you two thousand. She
replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled. She was
so beautiful i wondered why she had to opt for this.
I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave
me and prepared to follow her inside too.

She just stood,moved away from me and whispered to
one of the light skin girls , pointing at me..
Enjoy yourself.she said as she attended to the other
customers..

The girl too came and i was almost standing for her
to take me to the room and we do this thing till day
break. Ma tesojue laleyi.


Damn. This girl dey gave me was errything .She just
came with her big breasts and ass, twerked on me for
like five mins.


After 4 mins 45 secs, she stood up and walked away.
Where are you going. I asked.
Haa.we are done... She replied.
Done with what... U just gave me five minutes lap
dance..wont u take me inside.... I asked playfully.
oga... Infact its usually 3 mins but becos u are new,
thats is why i even added two.. You came naw..
You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber
now.. This time my face don change and baba don
ready


So is this what apc means here. Just five minutes,2k
gone.. How much be ashi for hotel..
I was about dragging her inside when i was warned by
the heavy looking bouncers to behave myself as that
was the way it was done and that if i didnt know the
code,why was i in the club.


Apc was a lap dance till u cum, lp was a Mouth Gig,
and pdp was the real deal while the gate fee covers
only watching the pole dancers .


And the end , the bouncers threw me out after i
demanded for a refund that all enjoyment shld have
been covered by the gate fee.
My friend came out in anger claiming he was not
allowed to finish and we both retired to his room
furious..


Strip club my foot !

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 8:23pm On Feb 16, 2017
i have done the locals and the executives cool



Funny experience cheesy Sinz Nd lalasticlala come nd share urs
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 8:26pm On Feb 16, 2017
Hypocrites stay clear I want to enjoy this thread. smiley

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Amarabae(f): 8:27pm On Feb 16, 2017
You are so funny.

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by ClassCaptain(m): 8:28pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
i have done the locals and the executives cool



Funny experience cheesy Sinz Nd lalasticlala come nd share urs

Local and executives grin..

Gist me more ...
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 8:28pm On Feb 16, 2017
Waiting to do that with my husband...we must spoil ourselves.

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by timidapsin(m): 8:29pm On Feb 16, 2017
smiley
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by stevealibi: 8:31pm On Feb 16, 2017
Who Sabi owkavic @ ph around stadium dat place is 1k for only touching d 3K for kerewawa
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by stevealibi: 8:31pm On Feb 16, 2017
Who Sabi owkavic @ ph around stadium road dat place is 1k for only touching d 3K for kerewawa
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by ClassCaptain(m): 8:32pm On Feb 16, 2017
Amarabae:
You are so funny.
amarabae, omo re bi custard !!!
share your experience with us now pls, don't be shy !!!!
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by anonymuz(m): 8:42pm On Feb 16, 2017
oluku is 500 for LP while PDP na 2000!
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Amarabae(f): 8:42pm On Feb 16, 2017
ClassCaptain:


amarabae, omo re bi custard !!!

share your experience with us now pls, don't be shy !!!!
I remember a birthday party i attended,the girl hired male strippers.
I thought they were dancerz until they started stripping down to their underwearz only,was dancing erotically and flexing their muscles, looks like young undergraduates.
It was an eyesore to me.
Its humiliating and irresponsible 4 a guy to join that. This is unAfrican and a western world culture infilteration.

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by rosalieene(f): 8:43pm On Feb 16, 2017
*books space*
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by stevealibi: 8:47pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
Waiting to do that with my husband...we must spoil ourselves.

Naso una dey talkb' so ur bf is nt man enough 'stingy gey
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by TrapHedges(m): 8:48pm On Feb 16, 2017
Modified

tat story was disturbing
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 8:50pm On Feb 16, 2017
stevealibi:


Naso una dey talkb' so ur bf is nt man enough 'stingy gey
The fun will be better in company of my hubby.
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by SINZ: 8:52pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
i have done the locals and the executives cool



Funny experience cheesy Sin.z Nd lalas.ticlala come nd share urs

So there was this guy owing me money, he had just come into town loaded and he needed to have a good time before settling me and saying good bye. I called a few of my pals, we have a group, we call ourselves "Parishioners", Its a group made up of masons, pirates n some buccaneers. Quality guys though.. wink. Long story short, we were at Madam Boca, our fav spot at Mbari street when someone noticed one of her girls, very pretty and endowed. You know how guys get, one argument led to another and we found ourselves going to check out an exclusive strip club at Port-harcourt road. cool

Upon entrance, my loaded pal paid for myself and himself while the others settled their bills. I was expecting the same scenario which played out in Wizkid's "Don't Dull" video grin. Basically, I felt the girls were gonna be clothed but with sexy lingerie and stuff but to my shock, the first set of girls dancing at the entrance wore just thongs while some were rocking dem thongs with pantyhose. I was like; Oboy, naija girls don upgrade o! Come and see nyashhhh! When we got seated in the main audit, we were approached by one bad biitch in heels n she was stark naked. My eyes just focused on her shaved cunja gringrin, didn't know when my pal and the boyz ordered drinks seff.. I saw the back of my head that day.. These girls just dey do stunt with pole like they won't fall off! Ass kept swaying n jiggling. There was pussay everywhere. One dude ordered a coffin of 3 Eva bottled water for 300K and the lights were turned off cos of him. The MC kept announcing his name and the brand of his whip for a few minutes and by the time the lights came back on, all the hoes were seated comfortably at "Emma Venza"s table. gringringringrin

We had mad fun though... LOL, I visited two times after that first visit! cheesy

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 8:54pm On Feb 16, 2017
They called me out, to fvck or else I pay 10k undecided
I just smile and said, this people don't know konji dey hold man since undecided
I brought out my 15inch pleek, and inserted it in her purry cheesy
I fvck,fvck,fvck, sotey dem come dey beg me to stop,
The stripper started crying, shouting that I have raped her.

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 8:55pm On Feb 16, 2017
What is strip club? grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by ClassCaptain(m): 8:57pm On Feb 16, 2017
Amarabae:
I remember a birthday party i attended,the girl hired male strippers.
I thought they were dancerz until they started stripping down to their underwearz only,was dancing erotically and flexing their muscles, looks like young undergraduates.
It was an eyesore to me.
Its humiliating and irresponsible 4 a guy to join that. This is unAfrican and a western world culture infilteration.

dancing erotically yet it was irritating to u..

do u know Channing Tatum was once a male stripper ??

Lol..it all fun tho

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by ClassCaptain(m): 8:59pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
What is strip club? grin
That is the club Taye Taiwo just signed for ...

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by ClassCaptain(m): 9:00pm On Feb 16, 2017
anonymuz:
oluku is 500 for LP while PDP na 2000!

For this buhari time, 500 for LP...

Lol ??
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by mrmrmister: 9:02pm On Feb 16, 2017
Amarabae:
I remember a birthday party i attended,the girl hired male strippers.
I thought they were dancerz until they started stripping down to their underwearz only,was dancing erotically and flexing their muscles, looks like young undergraduates.
It was an eyesore to me.
Its humiliating and irresponsible 4 a guy to join that. This is unAfrican and a western world culture infilteration.

Hypocrite!!!

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Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 9:03pm On Feb 16, 2017
ClassCaptain:


That is the club Taye Taiwo just signed for ...
cheesy No wonder,footballers just full this thread.
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by ClassCaptain(m): 9:17pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
cheesy No wonder,footballers just full this thread.

grin
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by mrmrmister: 9:19pm On Feb 16, 2017
Berlynn:
i have done the locals and the executives cool



Funny experience cheesy

Pls share sad
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Anthony0094(m): 9:20pm On Feb 16, 2017
prettythicksme:
cheesy No wonder,footballers just full this thread.
U know taiwo but u don't knw strip club?

God is watching
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 9:23pm On Feb 16, 2017
I'll surely visit one.
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 9:24pm On Feb 16, 2017
Anthony0094:

U know taiwo but u don't knw strip club?

God is watching
Hahahahahahaha not a fan of football tho.I only knw players,dunno the club they r playing for. cheesy cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by stevealibi: 9:29pm On Feb 16, 2017
Benita27:
The fun will be better in company of my hubby.

Ur hubby dat is wit anoda gey' ntor
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by slimthugchimee(m): 9:31pm On Feb 16, 2017
very funny undecided
Re: Have You Ever Been To A Strip Club ?? Share Your Experience by AvsGot007(m): 9:34pm On Feb 16, 2017
Chai..the girl suffered me
you can't touch unless you're ready to pay some huge doe!

Molly was telling me "you can't touch, right!"

I was on my seat nodding, telling him "I got you man"

but the girl won't stop rocking me
my folks had to hold my two hands down cos they are not ready to pay any money!


In fact federal government should order the arrest of those girls.... how can you not touch in that situation?

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