I remembered my own strip club experience ...


I just came back that day from my church Hour of
Mercy I remembered my own strip club experience ...
I just came back that day from my chuch Hour of
Mercy programme and sat down to rest when i got a
call from my friend , that he has arrived home after
almost 7 years in SA and that he has lodged in an
hotel in town..


Old friends naw, i rushed to the hotel hoping to get
some goodies from him .
one thing led to one thing and we landed in the hotel
strip club.


Smoke ,loud music,Unclad girls ,semi Unclad
girls,black,yellow
We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.
Before i look left,look right, a black lady was walking
towards me...i was already shaking as her confident
olympus is standing mammary glands pointed
accusing Tips at me.


She winked at my friend and came close to me.
Hello handsome..she said as she carresed my head
and chest..

She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my
WAR zone..things were really heating up
PDP, APC or LP.,.,she asked me seductively
i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms
from my friend but i could see him being led into one
corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..
APC.. I said.

Hmmmn... APC... Will cost you two thousand. She
replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled. She was
so beautiful i wondered why she had to opt for this.
I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave
me and prepared to follow her inside too.

She just stood,moved away from me and whispered to
one of the light skin girls , pointing at me..
Enjoy yourself.she said as she attended to the other
customers..

The girl too came and i was almost standing for her
to take me to the room and we do this thing till day
break. Ma tesojue laleyi.
Damn. This girl dey gave me was errything .She just
came with her big breasts and ass, twerked on me for
like five mins.

After 4 mins 45 secs, she stood up and walked away.
Where are you going. I asked.
Haa.we are done... She replied.
Done with what... U just gave me five minutes lap
dance..wont u take me inside.... I asked playfully.
oga... Infact its usually 3 mins but becos u are new,
thats is why i even added two.. You came naw..
You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber
now.. This time my face don change and baba don
ready


So is this what apc means here. Just five minutes,2k
gone.. How much be ashi for hotel..
I was about dragging her inside when i was warned by
the heavy looking bouncers to behave myself as that
was the way it was done and that if i didnt know the
code,why was i in the club.


Apc was a lap dance till u cum, lp was a Mouth Gig,
and pdp was the real deal while the gate fee covers
only watching the pole dancers .

And the end , the bouncers threw me out after i
demanded for a refund that all enjoyment shld have
been covered by the gate fee
.
My friend came out in anger claiming he was not
allowed to finish and we both retired to his room
furious..
Strip club my foot ! , that he has arrived home after
almost 7 years in SA and that he has lodged in an
hotel in town..


Old friends naw, i rushed to the hotel hoping to get
some goodies from him .
one thing led to one thing and we landed in the hotel
strip club.


Smoke ,loud music,Unclad girls ,semi Unclad
girls,black,yellow
We ordered for drinks and my friend added cigar.

Before i look left,look right, a black lady was walking
towards me...i was already shaking as her confident
olympus is standing mammary glands pointed
accusing Tips at me.
She winked at my friend and came close to me.
Hello handsome..she said as she carresed my head
and chest..

She smiled as her hands roamed freely around my
WAR zone..things were really heating up
PDP, APC or LP.,.,she asked me seductively
i looked around to inquire the meaning of these terms
from my friend but i could see him being led into one
corner by one of the girls as he waved to me..
APC.. I said.

Hmmmn... APC... Will cost you two thousand. She
replied as she twirled her tongue and smiled. She was
so beautiful i wondered why she had to opt for this.
I quickly removed two k out of what my friend gave
me and prepared to follow her inside too.

She just stood,moved away from me and whispered to
one of the light skin girls , pointing at me..
Enjoy yourself.she said as she attended to the other
customers..

The girl too came and i was almost standing for her
to take me to the room and we do this thing till day
break. Ma tesojue laleyi.


Damn. This girl dey gave me was errything .She just
came with her big breasts and ass, twerked on me for
like five mins.


After 4 mins 45 secs, she stood up and walked away.
Where are you going. I asked.
Haa.we are done... She replied.
Done with what... U just gave me five minutes lap
dance..wont u take me inside.... I asked playfully.
oga... Infact its usually 3 mins but becos u are new,
thats is why i even added two.. You came naw..
You are mad..u better take me to the inner chamber
now.. This time my face don change and baba don
ready


So is this what apc means here. Just five minutes,2k
gone.. How much be ashi for hotel..
I was about dragging her inside when i was warned by
the heavy looking bouncers to behave myself as that
was the way it was done and that if i didnt know the
code,why was i in the club.


Apc was a lap dance till u cum, lp was a Mouth Gig,
and pdp was the real deal while the gate fee covers
only watching the pole dancers .


And the end , the bouncers threw me out after i
demanded for a refund that all enjoyment shld have
been covered by the gate fee.
My friend came out in anger claiming he was not
allowed to finish and we both retired to his room
furious..


Strip club my foot !

You are so funny.

Berlynn:
i have done the locals and the executives



Funny experience Sinz Nd lalasticlala come nd share urs

Local and executives ..

Gist me more ...

Waiting to do that with my husband...we must spoil ourselves.

Who Sabi owkavic @ ph around stadium dat place is 1k for only touching d 3K for kerewawa

Who Sabi owkavic @ ph around stadium road dat place is 1k for only touching d 3K for kerewawa

Amarabae:
You are so funny.

amarabae, omo re bi custard !!!
share your experience with us now pls, don't be shy !!!!

oluku is 500 for LP while PDP na 2000!

ClassCaptain:


amarabae, omo re bi custard !!!

share your experience with us now pls, don't be shy !!!!

I remember a birthday party i attended,the girl hired male strippers.
I thought they were dancerz until they started stripping down to their underwearz only,was dancing erotically and flexing their muscles, looks like young undergraduates.
It was an eyesore to me.
Its humiliating and irresponsible 4 a guy to join that. This is unAfrican and a western world culture infilteration.

*books space*

Benita27:
Waiting to do that with my husband...we must spoil ourselves.

Naso una dey talkb' so ur bf is nt man enough 'stingy gey

Modified

tat story was disturbing

stevealibi:


Naso una dey talkb' so ur bf is nt man enough 'stingy gey

The fun will be better in company of my hubby.

Berlynn:
i have done the locals and the executives



Funny experience Sin.z Nd lalas.ticlala come nd share urs

So there was this guy owing me money, he had just come into town loaded and he needed to have a good time before settling me and saying good bye. I called a few of my pals, we have a group, we call ourselves "Parishioners", Its a group made up of masons, pirates n some buccaneers. Quality guys though.. . Long story short, we were at Madam Boca, our fav spot at Mbari street when someone noticed one of her girls, very pretty and endowed. You know how guys get, one argument led to another and we found ourselves going to check out an exclusive strip club at Port-harcourt road.

Upon entrance, my loaded pal paid for myself and himself while the others settled their bills. I was expecting the same scenario which played out in Wizkid's "Don't Dull" video . Basically, I felt the girls were gonna be clothed but with sexy lingerie and stuff but to my shock, the first set of girls dancing at the entrance wore just thongs while some were rocking dem thongs with pantyhose. I was like; Oboy, naija girls don upgrade o! Come and see nyashhhh! When we got seated in the main audit, we were approached by one bad biitch in heels n she was stark naked. My eyes just focused on her shaved cunja , didn't know when my pal and the boyz ordered drinks seff.. I saw the back of my head that day.. These girls just dey do stunt with pole like they won't fall off! Ass kept swaying n jiggling. There was pussay everywhere. One dude ordered a coffin of 3 Eva bottled water for 300K and the lights were turned off cos of him. The MC kept announcing his name and the brand of his whip for a few minutes and by the time the lights came back on, all the hoes were seated comfortably at "Emma Venza"s table.

We had mad fun though... LOL, I visited two times after that first visit!

What is strip club?

Amarabae:
I remember a birthday party i attended,the girl hired male strippers.
I thought they were dancerz until they started stripping down to their underwearz only,was dancing erotically and flexing their muscles, looks like young undergraduates.
It was an eyesore to me.
Its humiliating and irresponsible 4 a guy to join that. This is unAfrican and a western world culture infilteration.

dancing erotically yet it was irritating to u..

do u know Channing Tatum was once a male stripper ??

Lol..it all fun tho

prettythicksme:
What is strip club?

That is the club Taye Taiwo just signed for ...

anonymuz:
oluku is 500 for LP while PDP na 2000!

For this buhari time, 500 for LP...

Lol ??

Amarabae:
I remember a birthday party i attended,the girl hired male strippers.
I thought they were dancerz until they started stripping down to their underwearz only,was dancing erotically and flexing their muscles, looks like young undergraduates.
It was an eyesore to me.
Its humiliating and irresponsible 4 a guy to join that. This is unAfrican and a western world culture infilteration.

Hypocrite!!!

ClassCaptain:


That is the club Taye Taiwo just signed for ...

No wonder,footballers just full this thread.

Berlynn:
i have done the locals and the executives



Funny experience

Pls share

prettythicksme:
No wonder,footballers just full this thread.

U know taiwo but u don't knw strip club?

God is watching

I'll surely visit one.

Anthony0094:

U know taiwo but u don't knw strip club?

God is watching

Hahahahahahaha not a fan of football tho.I only knw players,dunno the club they r playing for.

Benita27:
The fun will be better in company of my hubby.

Ur hubby dat is wit anoda gey' ntor

very funny

Chai..the girl suffered me
you can't touch unless you're ready to pay some huge doe!

Molly was telling me "you can't touch, right!"

I was on my seat nodding, telling him "I got you man"

but the girl won't stop rocking me
my folks had to hold my two hands down cos they are not ready to pay any money!


In fact federal government should order the arrest of those girls.... how can you not touch in that situation?