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My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 8:22am On Aug 02
Will try to make the story short so I won't bore you

During my school days I love to party alot or go out for a drink. So one fateful day I and my friends were invited for a birthday party about 4 of us. So on arrival we were served with a whiskey and a bottle of coke. I took two shots of the whiskey and coke i got pumped up for a dance. One of my male friends didn't like the taste so he gave me he's to drink making it 3 shots. So after the dance I ordered for two bottles of heineken. M.I(miracle) a female friend of mine bought cigar as we were going to the party so I took one from her to smoke. You dont inhale the smoke cos it's very strong. I got a little tipsy at this point.

So we all decided to go clubbing. On arrival I quickly went for a black bullet. So M.I(miracle) gave me her samsong phone so she won't misplace it. After taking that black bullet my God I can't describe how I was feeling buh I was full of energy. So I started dancing and I'm a good dancer. Like literally ppl gave me space to dance and entertain them. Along the way a voice in my head was like.. dude do something crazy ur dance is really boring. Mehn I jumped on the couch and started dancing next thing I know a bouncer picked me up and took me off the club. I was shouting at him that I have the right to be here. When he dropped me I just realized what happened. At the process I lost M.I's phone. cheesy cheesy. That babe was on my neck all day cos she bought the phone brand-new.

Please share yours if you have one.

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 9:35am On Aug 02
Everyone here is being cautious lol..

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by paulolee(m): 9:45am On Aug 02
nice story..
Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 10:12am On Aug 02
paulolee:
nice story..


Thanks buddy

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Pweetyccee(f): 11:43am On Aug 02
Lol never been 2 club

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Spysees: 11:51am On Aug 02
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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by NENGIsmells: 11:58am On Aug 02
kkpl

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by kaityn(f): 12:01pm On Aug 02
If only I can turn back the hands of time.

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 12:18pm On Aug 02
kaityn:
If only I can turn back the hands of time.

Uve never been to club?

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 12:49pm On Aug 02
Pweetyccee:
Lol never been 2 club

U can go with your friends it's fun. And make sure u got a male friend as well or ur boyfriend. Buh it's more fun with friends

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 12:54pm On Aug 02
NENGIsmells:
lol funny story, i only attend strip clubs

Different vibes
Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by meobizy(m): 2:17pm On Aug 02
Till I get old I will never understand people who go clubbing and refuse to dance. Why not buy drinks and play music in your own house instead?

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Haywhymido(m): 2:31pm On Aug 02
Hmm
Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by themaestro08(m): 2:52pm On Aug 02
Funkyswagzz:
Will try to make the story short so I won't bore you

During my school days I love to party alot or go out for a drink. So one fateful day I and my friends were invited for a birthday party about 4 of us. So on arrival we were served with a whiskey and a bottle of coke. I took two shots of the whiskey and coke i got pumped up for a dance. One of my male friends didn't like the taste so he gave me he's to drink making it 3 shots. So after the dance I ordered for two bottles of heineken. M.I(miracle) a female friend of mine bought cigar as we were going to the party so I took one from her to smoke. You dont inhale the smoke cos it's very strong. I got a little tipsy at this point.

So we all decided to go clubbing. On arrival I quickly went for a black bullet. So M.I(miracle) gave me her samsong phone so she won't misplace it. After taking that black bullet my God I can't describe how I was feeling buh I was full of energy. So I started dancing and I'm a good dancer. Like literally ppl gave me space to dance and entertain them. Along the way a voice in my head was like.. dude do something crazy ur dance is really boring. Mehn I jumped on the couch and started dancing next thing I know a bouncer picked me up and took me off the club. I was shouting at him that I have the right to be here. When he dropped me I just realized what happened. At the process I lost M.I's phone. cheesy cheesy. That babe was on my neck all day cos she bought the phone brand-new.

Please share yours if you have one.

Am I the only one who dislike alcohol for moral reasons?

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 3:04pm On Aug 02
meobizy:
Till I get old I will never understand people who go clubbing and refuse to dance. Why not buy drinks and play music in your own house instead?

I guess they don't wan2 look stupid while dancing.. na F_up smiley

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by chaarly(m): 4:04pm On Aug 02
My first time in a club was in my 300level, 2nd semester after Evol fashion show in Uniben. After the show, they said there was an after party in town, me, some guys and some girls got a cab and headed down.. it was around past 11pm.

I have been hearing about clubbing clubbing clubbing so I said lemmi go and see o. We got there around past 12am. I have forgotten the name of the club. but it's in Benin, GRA side. Party dun start, omoh see groove, we dey dance, dey dance dey go, dey rock.

girls choke, music was very louddddd, people were smoking, drinking, some lodge for upstairs. I rocked a particular lady till I messed up myself. choi. we dance, dance, dance till around 4am. some Yahoo boys show and were spraying money. I wanted to rush and pick but I con remember say I fit go surrender my destiny in the process cheesy I really needed to #500 mint notes for my tp back. lol. but I lockup, bone, just dey look.

we just dey dance dey go. at a point I couldn't hear clearly again. my ears were ringing. My God! the music was too loud. To be honest I couldn't hear clearly for about 2weeks.

When I got back home, I con dey reason the matter like.. so na so club dey? just to dey dance from like 11pm till dawn, drinking and smoking and doing all manner. I vowed never to return to any club again in my life.


I later got to realise that there's no reward for all that fam. And that it is better to sing praise and dance to the Lord. I have been doing that instead. There was this particular day I was singing and dancing to Ron Kenoly's lift him up Live concert. My God, the power of God came very strong. I couldn't stand. I was on the floor screaming JESUS!

PS. The presence of God is better and greater than any club or disco hall. "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere" psalm 84:10.

Psalm 150
Praise the Lord!
Praise God in His sanctuary;
Praise Him in His mighty expanse.
Praise Him for His mighty deeds...


All praise, honour, worship & glory belong to our God.
Praise ye the Lord!

*sorry for any typo. my brother's wife birthday is today and I'm in charge of the kitchen cheesy cheesy

Also, if you see anything wrong with this post, you need to repent & give your life to Christ. wink

Shalom!

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Pharaoh4rin(m): 4:18pm On Aug 02
Funkyswagzz:
Everyone here is being cautious lol..

U are smart

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Blackmoran(m): 4:35pm On Aug 02
meobizy:
Till I get old I will never understand people who go clubbing and refuse to dance. Why not buy drinks and play music in your own house instead?
am one of those people you talking about, am a introverted person so me dancing publicly is against my policy. My main ambition going to a club is to hunt and get a prey and get laid overnight... Who dancing wan help...

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by ogbenimax007: 5:00pm On Aug 02
grin up
Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Texman21: 7:21pm On Aug 02
I think i am one of the most terrible dancers alive grin

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Funkyswagzz(m): 7:44pm On Aug 02
chaarly:
My first time in a club was in my 300level, 2nd semester after Evol fashion show in Uniben. After the show, they said there was an after party in town, me, some guys and some girls got a cab and headed down.. it was around past 11pm.

I have been hearing about clubbing clubbing clubbing so I said lemmi go and see o. We got there around past 12am. I have forgotten the name of the club. but it's in Benin, GRA side. Party dun start, omoh see groove, we dey dance, dey dance dey go, dey rock.

girls choke, music was very louddddd, people were smoking, drinking, some lodge for upstairs. I rocked a particular lady till I messed up myself. choi. we dance, dance, dance till around 4am. some Yahoo boys show and were spraying money. I wanted to rush and pick but I con remember say I fit go surrender my destiny in the process cheesy I really needed to #500 mint notes for my tp back. lol. but I lockup, bone, just dey look.

we just dey dance dey go. at a point I couldn't hear clearly again. my ears were ringing. My God! the music was too loud. To be honest I couldn't hear clearly for about 2weeks.

When I got back home, I con dey reason the matter like.. so na so club dey? just to dey dance from like 11pm till dawn, drinking and smoking and doing all manner. I vowed never to return to any club again in my life.


I later got to realise that there's no reward for all that fam. And that it is better to sing praise and dance to the Lord. I have been doing that instead. There was this particular day I was singing and dancing to Ron Kenoly's lift him up Live concert. My God, the power of God came very strong. I couldn't stand. I was on the floor screaming JESUS!

PS. The presence of God is better and greater than any club or disco hall. "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere" psalm 84:10.

Psalm 150
Praise the Lord!
Praise God in His sanctuary;
Praise Him in His mighty expanse.
Praise Him for His mighty deeds...


All praise, honour, worship & glory belong to our God.
Praise ye the Lord!

*sorry for any typo. my brother's wife birthday is today and I'm in charge of the kitchen cheesy cheesy

Also, if you see anything wrong with this post, you need to repent & give your life to Christ. wink

Shalom!



Whatever that suits u bro.. buh hey that's ur experience. Beside we get over these things at some point. It's been what 5 or 6yrs now I went to club. If u don't enjoy ur youth sometimes u might look back and say I wish did this or that... Whats bad for u could be good for someone else..

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Homeboiy: 8:34pm On Aug 02
chaarly:
My first time in a club was in my 300level, 2nd semester after Evol fashion show in Uniben. After the show, they said there was an after party in town, me, some guys and some girls got a cab and headed down.. it was around past 11pm.

I have been hearing about clubbing clubbing clubbing so I said lemmi go and see o. We got there around past 12am. I have forgotten the name of the club. but it's in Benin, GRA side. Party dun start, omoh see groove, we dey dance, dey dance dey go, dey rock.

girls choke, music was very louddddd, people were smoking, drinking, some lodge for upstairs. I rocked a particular lady till I messed up myself. choi. we dance, dance, dance till around 4am. some Yahoo boys show and were spraying money. I wanted to rush and pick but I con remember say I fit go surrender my destiny in the process cheesy I really needed to #500 mint notes for my tp back. lol. but I lockup, bone, just dey look.

we just dey dance dey go. at a point I couldn't hear clearly again. my ears were ringing. My God! the music was too loud. To be honest I couldn't hear clearly for about 2weeks.

When I got back home, I con dey reason the matter like.. so na so club dey? just to dey dance from like 11pm till dawn, drinking and smoking and doing all manner. I vowed never to return to any club again in my life.


I later got to realise that there's no reward for all that fam. And that it is better to sing praise and dance to the Lord. I have been doing that instead. There was this particular day I was singing and dancing to Ron Kenoly's lift him up Live concert. My God, the power of God came very strong. I couldn't stand. I was on the floor screaming JESUS!

PS. The presence of God is better and greater than any club or disco hall. "Better is one day in your courts than a thousand elsewhere" psalm 84:10.

Psalm 150
Praise the Lord!
Praise God in His sanctuary;
Praise Him in His mighty expanse.
Praise Him for His mighty deeds...


All praise, honour, worship & glory belong to our God.
Praise ye the Lord!

*sorry for any typo. my brother's wife birthday is today and I'm in charge of the kitchen cheesy cheesy

Also, if you see anything wrong with this post, you need to repent & give your life to Christ. wink

Shalom!


Your story was sweet until you messed it up with some quotations during the conclusion part.

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Tobimercy(f): 2:43pm On Aug 05
angry

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Slawormir: 2:44pm On Aug 05
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Me nor dey go club again...... club matter don too fuckkk me up.....not to talk of drinking and driving... drinking and driving don single handedly put me in many trouble.....the last one when i do i scatter person keke napep after i don high....I pay for the keke napep...new one
The owner nor green make i repair am..he say na new one...na that time i take realize say keke napep dey cost

Now adays i dey drink and club for house to avoid trouble

I dey buy all my alcohol for my small bar for house

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by DuBLINGreenb(m): 2:44pm On Aug 05
I have never been to a club

So I have no experience sorry

If you are like me like this comment let us take census

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by Amspecial: 2:44pm On Aug 05
grin
Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by MansoryMX(m): 2:44pm On Aug 05
Pweetyccee:
Lol never been 2 club

Will love to take you. Let’s meet up

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Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by bigdammyj: 2:44pm On Aug 05
Not good

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