Mine.

We were chatting at night then we got to this part of spilling secrets opened.

Then she came up with her being pregnant for me some couple of years ago and having to abort it without my permission. Well at first I doubted her but with the way she sounded on text and even called, I gave in and had no choice than to believe.
I was bitter for the fact that she could hide such away from me that I got so confused thinking she will have more secrets then, at least when she is capable of hiding pregnancy and abortion from me then she is capable of hiding every other thing.

After chatting for close to 2 hours, she then called in to plead with me cuz she felt my anger even though I tried as much as possible to hide it.
After few minutes hearing her speak I told her it might be hard to trust her afterwards

All of a sudden she started laughing, making fun of me for falling for her prank, I felt so stupid cuz I doubted it from the start but cuz I trust her so much to have believed what she said. Though I was eventually angry at to have gone to such length to prank me that I disconnected the call and switched off my phone but I ended laughing at myself.

Oya share your own joor

A nairalander called me tho it was an anonymous call then he told me I was being summoned at the DSS headquarters in abuja... ..

She hid the wings insignia on my uniform while I was almost late for work.gosh I miss my first love and best friend

dingbang:
A nairalander called me tho it was an anonymous call then he told me I was being summoned at the DSS headquarters in abuja... ..

Now this got me cracked up

omosefeeguaibor:
Now this got me cracked up

lol u needed to check my heart beat rate at dat moment

Gave me a shot Gun and said "it's not loaded, go ahead - try it."

dingbang:
A nairalander called me tho it was an anonymous call then he told me I was being summoned at the DSS headquarters in abuja... ..

is your name audu or are you related to him

Okay .....

He called me very late in the night, and was like I should come to the station at ewet housing very early the next day, that he was arrested .He said they needed to see at least a relative of his, and I should act like his sister cos he couldn't tell his parents.

At first I was in doubt buh I got scared .. He hanged up and called 2 min later that twas a prank, that he just wanted to see my reaction.

I hissed, ended the call and switched my phone off.

Babe told me he was a cultist,come n see me crying like someone died...he later told me it was a prank,he only wanted to see my reaction.It wasn't funny tho cos I fell sick afterwards.

U cant prank my boo very smart guy.Tried it so many times,he will b like drama queen abeg leave drama jor goan sleep.

lawngmahan:

is your name audu or are you related to him

no