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Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by henrydadon(m): 9:12pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
This is no joke guys..early this mornings i decided to pay a surprise visit to my girlfriend. On getting there i saw that she was still sleeping(i had the keys to her room so i let my self in)i was hungry so i decided to check the fridge to see what i could find to eat..the only thing i saw there was a discolored cucumber that doesn't look like it in a good shape..i contemplate for several minutes before i ate it..because i was hungry and couldn't bear the hunger..so when my girlfriend woke up i told her i ate the cucumber..she started laughing in a very weird manner..i told her to tell me what was wrong..she refuse to tell me..she just kempt on laughing..please do you guys think am safe..am scared now..hope it not what am thinking it is |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by herzern(m): 9:14pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Ordinary Veqetable 1 Like |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by ADEWUMIMichael(m): 9:15pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
You, yourself you knw the answer, you've eaten something that serves as your d*ck when you're not arround |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by Ayoolajumoke(f): 9:15pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Can't she have cucumber in her fridge in peace again? She might just be laughing because she knew what you thought would be. 1 Like |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by dingbang(m): 9:16pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
She has to return d favor |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by samincredible44(m): 9:16pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
op better go drink 22 gallons of anointing oil |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by sandraanakebe(f): 9:19pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
Hahahaha...Are you thinking what am thinking? |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by Nobody: 9:46pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
So it is now wrong for a lady to have the vegetable called cucumber in her fridge or at home? Na wa o |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by thunderfiremods(m): 10:52pm On Feb 20, 2017 |
u don chop battery in form of cucumber.......drink 2gallons of palm oil...buy schnapps add orijin...drink it finally finally..go nd buy goya oil nd drink ooo |
Re: Help!..i Found a Cucumber Inside My GirlFriend Fridge by ikombe: 12:31am On Feb 21, 2017 |
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