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Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 3:51pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
What are the funny statements or actions u have heard, made, said or done while at that peak of pleasure? Roll it in folks. |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 3:53pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
A friend called while she was fucking a guy, the guy was singing on the phone Calabar toto, sweet toto, Calabar toto, sweet toto, Calabar toto, sweet toto 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Emypresh(m): 4:00pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
You need Christ |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Splinz(m): 4:06pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
Oga, how will these statements put food on our tables? 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Nobody: 4:07pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
I say 'sweet joystick'...... 1 Like |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Dannidom(m): 5:27pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
Well it depends on the whole package on the table. I was ramming one wicked asss one day and I was singing ''my own don don today'' |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Nobody: 5:43pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
SweetJoystick:Vaseline crew alert! |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 6:53pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
ToriBlue:I don't lack pussy FYI |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 6:53pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
Dannidom: |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by mumuface(m): 8:06pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
A lady my sis linked to a guy came and narrated how d guy was mummuring ''Mo do baba obo loni'' I Bleep fada poosey today, it became a slang btw me and my sis till today. when I see her i'll say ''Mo do, she'll say baba, or vice versa. |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Nobody: 11:01pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
SweetJoystick: Joshysmartie ¿¿ |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 12:28am On Feb 22, 2017 |
mumuface:lol must have been some old meat |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by percyshelu(m): 7:50am On Feb 22, 2017 |
she screamed "tear my pu**sy, am begging u" |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by diamondstar90: 8:48am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Hmmmmmmmm I dey 1 corner dey watch |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by sonmvayina(m): 9:42am On Feb 22, 2017 |
"mess as you like oh, na you get the to.to oh"....i will just be laffing in my mind. that was one delta geh i met while in london.. |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by sonmvayina(m): 9:45am On Feb 22, 2017 |
"Fvcck as you like oh....na you get the to.to oh... |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 12:35pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
sonmvayina:hope say you Bleep as you like? 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by NemzySeries(m): 1:42pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
while straffingg a benin babe wat i got in return wuz "oh baby, press my neck oooooooo, press am like say u wan kill me oooooo, twist my waist oooo, do am like say u dey turn steering ooooooo..... " 5 Likes |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 3:02pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
NemzySeries:Lmao she must love painful pleasure 1 Like |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Nobody: 3:08pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
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Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by NemzySeries(m): 4:00pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
SweetJoystick:lol.... na 1 of dos bush gals wey no fit xpress deir xcitement properly..... i jst dey laff as i dey work |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Ladybluecash(f): 4:44pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
wat does it profit a man to scream d whole shit and suffa d loss of his own soul. Repent!! Repent!! Repent |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Shossie(f): 5:15pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
I know of a girl my friend was straffing and she was saying, "who is the champion? I am the champion", I couldn't help but laugh |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Nobody: 5:19pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
SweetJoystick:exactly what someone who lacks pvssy would say 1 Like |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by jhybosky(m): 6:51pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
drill that pussy!! drill it harder!! drill it drill it yes daddy |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 12:03am On Feb 23, 2017 |
Shossie:Lol I bet the guy was exhausted hence her bragging |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 12:03am On Feb 23, 2017 |
Ladybluecash:Go tell that to your siblings and relations at home 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by sonmvayina(m): 4:26pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
SweetJoystick: yes oh...and it seems to delay my kuming...i miss her though.. |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by McBrooklyn(m): 5:41pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Nobody: 5:55pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
Shossie:. |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by Nobleman18(m): 5:59pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
I'm sorry for what happened in world war 3 |
Re: Funny Statements During Orgasm by SweetJoystick(m): 7:07pm On Feb 23, 2017 |
ToriBlue:You just dey here dey observe, you no dey straff? |
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