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Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by mukina2: 11:52pm On Jan 19, 2007
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
baby bad bitch . . . . baby bad bitch

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

omg . .he's deranged grin grin grin
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by jerrymania(m): 11:59pm On Jan 19, 2007
@ muku mugu

u just calling urself baby bad bitch. Well i guess it suits you.
omg? Dont use the name of God in vein.Didnt ur stupid impotent prophet mumuhamad tell u that?
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by Genial(m): 12:00am On Jan 20, 2007
Jerry. . . sweet and salty water do not flow from the same source.
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by jerrymania(m): 12:02am On Jan 20, 2007
@ genial

U aint making any f***ing sense!
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by Genial(m): 12:05am On Jan 20, 2007
It's fine if you don't understand now. But you will when you think about it some more. Have a good night.
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by webbo(m): 10:50pm On Jan 20, 2007
oh , muki and ika just reminded me ,
Reason 6: She don't cuss , lol ,
So PC , know u've got my loyalty , as for that woman , i just keep her around for other needs grin , u know now ,
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by PTBNaija(f): 6:39am On Jan 21, 2007
Let me translate what he said:

For 5 simple reasons:

1. She's always content with the amount of work i can do on her , wink
I can watch as little or as much porn on her and she'll still treat me the exact same [viruses not included]

2. She warns me before something major happens , like a power shutdown ,
She warns me before something major happens, like the power shutting down before the porn movie is over so I can make an easy transition to the t.v. Even though she's being turned off, I get the chance to turn another electronic item on!

3 She lets me change my mind ,
She lets me watch a different porn video whenever I want

4. She lets me CHANGE my mind ,
If I don't want to watch it online, I can always pop in a DVD/VCD

5. She lets me change my MIND , grin
If I want to be with a different machine she doesn't care.

Sorry, my mind was in the gutter grin
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by fellow(m): 8:19am On Jan 21, 2007
[b]@ Jerry

Pele! seems you kind of need some advice frigging Idiot. You are running short of breathe in your brains and it could lead to you been labeled a mad man. Try see a psychic and ask him how people do get mad, it doesn't go farther than what you have started doing grin grin grin!! lol

You are a frustrated human being not worthy of my sweat though i couldn't help it but laugh when i was going through this post. And do you have a mother? if you do then would you realise the curse you are reeling on your head by abusing the female folks. GO ask her for advice

I thought you were matured when i first got this forum but now i know better that what lies in you is an animal.
See what frustrations can do to a human being.

if you had behaved well probably muki would have agreed to date you but all hope's not lost, i would try help you beg muki to at least consider you worthy of dating even if its just a month, at least to get your head cooled off.

MUKI PLEASE GO OUT WITH HIM embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed I was only joking oh muki, he's a weirdo

@ the cameroonian weebo
You are lost and dejected. think you should kind of seek some help or else you'd turn into JERRY grin grin grin grin
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Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by webbo(m): 12:03pm On Jan 21, 2007
@fellow ,
Sad for you bro ,
Sad for you ,
Don't worry you'll get bitten real soon. That'll open your eyes.Unless you belong to those pitiable ones that'll do anything to keep a woman in their lives. Let's see how much respect she has for you when she discovers she can wind u like ,
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by fellow(m): 12:24pm On Jan 21, 2007
i wish to let you know that my eyes are very much wide open and whatever comes out of been in love with a real girl, i would accept it.
So you don't have to feel sad for me lil bro cause i have seen it all, i only pity people like you who have those kinda mind about women.
Anyway i am not about to take the life out of your show so enjoy it while it last.

Do you mind if i ask you a real question? are you gay? if you are then all well and good i would understand your point of view but it not then you need me to put you through

One last word - No Abuses. It would only get me bitter
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by webbo(m): 12:30pm On Jan 21, 2007
@ the cameroonian weebo
You are lost and dejected. think you should kind of seek some help or else you'd turn into JERRY
, no abuses bro , ? cheesy
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by fellow(m): 12:34pm On Jan 21, 2007
webbo:

, no abuses bro , ? cheesy


Sorry bro, it was because i was overwhelmed by Jerrys attitude. Anyway my sincere apologies but then why would you place a PC before a woman?


tempers boiling - where's jerry
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by PTBNaija(f): 3:01pm On Jan 21, 2007
You guys, this post is obviously a joke and meant for laughs.

Please don't take it seriously and get riled up over it. And this is coming from a woman.
Re: I Love My Pc : More Than My Girlfriend? by webbo(m): 3:57pm On Jan 21, 2007
@ PTB , Good gal , knows a gud laff catalyst when she sees one wink

@ the boys , SMH (shaking my head) grin

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