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Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by alfa2016: 7:53am On Mar 06, 2017 |
According to relationship expert Joro Olumofin, here are 20 tests a guy can give a lady to see if she is indeed wife material. He added that a lady must pass at least 15 out of 20...lol. Read below: Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria, any lady who doesn't pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material by @joroolumofin . This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there ? Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover 1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car 2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments 3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts 4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber 5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup 6. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage 7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income. 8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint. 9. If you have a beard, shave it all up 10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food 11. Propose without a ring 12. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage 13. Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild 14. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo 15. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm 16. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day. 17. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd ) 18. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you 19. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore. 20. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up. Fellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true "ID" persona / archetypes of your partner." Do you agree? http://mojidelano.com/2017/03/any-lady-who-doesnt-pass-at-least-15-out-of-these-tests-not-wife-material-joro-olumofin/ 32 Likes 7 Shares
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Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by olasaad(f): 8:02am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Joro....social media counsellor. Most of this point are not even relevant in marital counselling 220 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by REIIGN(m): 8:03am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Passat kwa? |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by casttlebarbz(m): 8:16am On Mar 06, 2017 |
who takes joro serious? 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by LordZero(m): 8:54am On Mar 06, 2017 |
REIIGN:I even think say him dey talk about 2017 VW Passat.. That dude and his half baked thoughts sha. 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by zynellsmum(f): 8:58am On Mar 06, 2017 |
bullshit..... 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 9:05am On Mar 06, 2017 |
counselor watches too much nollywood 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by REIIGN(m): 9:13am On Mar 06, 2017 |
LordZero: LOL. Me too! The mistake is from the OP. I think he meant to type "Pass At". 2 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 9:23am On Mar 06, 2017 |
You for kuku tell her to sweep your roof, abeg fi mi le joor 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 9:24am On Mar 06, 2017 |
REIIGN:Who lock you |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by REIIGN(m): 9:31am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Oyind18:Same despot wey lock you. |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Olalekanbanky1(m): 11:52am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Wife materials like tboss and bisola 3 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 11:52am On Mar 06, 2017 |
What if she passes these tests but she was only pretending all through? Yes bro... Women are the greatest pretenders in the world. Natural CIA undercover agents without practice/training 49 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 11:54am On Mar 06, 2017 |
REIIGN:how many months? |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by kerryjossy(f): 11:54am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Joke of the century. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by SuperPanther: 11:54am On Mar 06, 2017 |
alfa2016: 38 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by lifestyle1(m): 11:55am On Mar 06, 2017 |
What if my girl already seen this ?? 6 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by helphelp: 11:55am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Mr. Man show me your own wife 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by saint047(m): 11:55am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Story for the gods 1 Like |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Adeoba10(m): 11:55am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Tell her you want to support Arsenal Tell her you want to die Tell her you want to urinate Tell her you are spending your next salary on bet9ja Tell her this Tell her that Rubbish test... 20 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 11:56am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Maybe you could be husband material when you learn that "material" is an uncountable noun, and you don't use the word "a" to reference the singular. The phrase is "she's wife material" not "she's a wife material". More examples for the interested: - I need a lot of material for this project. - I only have one kind of material to work with. - How many kinds of material do you sell? - We have five materials available for purchase.* * When discussing different kinds of material, the word material becomes a countable noun. This has been annoying me from time immemorial, and it is a distinctly Nigerian grammatical mistake. Like using the word "am" instead of "I'm". 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by ekojoe(m): 11:56am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Bae failed many.... But she's the best you'll never have Wtf! Garri at 3am!!! Is she a slave? 10 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by johluv(m): 11:57am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Do you think she's gonna do all this?....... I personally think you're joking. Do you think she's gonna do all this?....... I personally think you're joking. |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by triplemmm3(f): 11:57am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Nonsence Talk |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by goslowgoslow(m): 11:58am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Very childish post. Iranu!! 14 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by sekem: 11:59am On Mar 06, 2017 |
Nonsense!!! Stupid moves like these are the reason why women start to think everything is all about marriage. If you want to wife her, go ahead and wife her. Don't come and start giving her stupid tests to prove that she's a wife material or not. You yourself wey dey drop tests for women, how far for your own side? Are you husband material enough? Mtcheeewwwww 30 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Vicolan: 12:00pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
They are too expensive naw...... |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by donfemo(m): 12:02pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
You think marriage is secondary school dating? Cos all these is for Secondary school students 14 Likes |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Gome23: 12:03pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Seriously is meaningless 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by Arsenalholic(m): 12:03pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Seriously... This guy well so? Why should I wake up a chick to goan prepare Eba and Soup for me at 3am? And I should tell her that I am celibate and will only have sex after marriage... Then only me go still waka come tell her say I give University girl belle? 20 Likes
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Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by economania(m): 12:04pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
Wasting of time, tantamount to childish play,unethical,unprofessional,unreligious and unpractical. Confirm. 1 Like |
Re: Any Lady Who Doesn't Pass At Least 15 Of These, Not Wife Material- Joro Olumofin by MistadeRegal(m): 12:05pm On Mar 06, 2017 |
These aren't the proof of having a good woman. Use any of these method and you'd remain 'single and searching' forever. When you're finally done testing Nigerian ladies, you will finally migrate to Spain and have a personal counsel with their new minister. Rubbling Rubbish. 4 Likes |
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