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Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by damiloladuke: 12:34pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Controversial Nigerian love doctor, Joro Olumofin is here again and this time has something for the guys on how to detect if she is wife material. According to Joro, any lady who doesn't pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material. He wrote: This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there ? . . Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover . . 1️. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car 2️. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments 3️. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts 4️. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber 5️. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup . 6️. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage 7️. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income. 8️. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint. 9️. If you have a beard, shave it all up 10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food 1️1. Propose without a ring 1️2. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage 1️3. Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild 1️4. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo . 1️5. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm 1️6. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day. 1️7. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd ) 1️8. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you 1️9. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore. 2️0. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up. Fellas, trust me. try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true "ID" persona / archetypes of you https://lailasnews.com/use-these-20-tests-to-know-if-she-is-wife-material-joro-olumofin 7 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 1:01pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
mtcheeeeeeeew . Boring list 124 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Jayslicky: 1:38pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Who is joro? Is it a name of a fruit. 37 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Stanbic(m): 1:43pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Also tell her you're Mad 163 Likes 8 Shares |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Opinionated: 3:57pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Feminists how is work today There are some certain reasons ladies of this day won't like opting for a wife Material The Tragedy of a Good Wife 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 3:57pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Even Mary the mother of Jesus won't pass these tests. Na robot you wan marry? Make woman wake up around 3am make you eba and okra soup. Haba! 81 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Firefire(m): 3:57pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
nonsensical nonsense list. 35 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by MrDoGood(m): 3:58pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Nonsense...... 11 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by mayze: 3:58pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
He keeps sounding like a broken record with this his mundane list..crap 9 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by pinkhill(f): 3:58pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Meaningless demands Joro just wants to be a celeb sha. 10 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by M17CXi: 3:58pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Very stupid 6 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Dinho20(m): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
WHEN A RELATIONSHIP IS ORDAINED BY GOD YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORCE IT TO WORK 21 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Princess4ng(f): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
lol.... honestly cant help but laugh 1 Like |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by SlimBrawnie(f): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Nonsense and testing 4 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by royalads: 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Dude with unkempt beards and empty pocket dishing out advice like a pro... dude talk innovation ejor. These top 10 ish are now stale. 8 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Medunah: 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Who tha fxck is Joro? 3 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by ogtavia(m): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Is like this man is ma.d .. 6 Likes
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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by carammel(f): 3:59pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
So how will you know she is a wife material with all these nonsense? Some desperate girls will even answer according to what you want to hear, oya marry her na, you will hear weeeann. 13 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by SAZZYSKOLY(m): 4:00pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Bullshit This list is as useless as the person who wrote it...... There are far more intelligent ways.... But come think of it why do you need to put ur partner to test... Male or female..... You study.. Get to know better .... And try helping them change what you dont fancy about them.... No male or female is the perfect hussy or wife.... 14 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Nobody: 4:00pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Na wa |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Mimee803: 4:00pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
In other words real chick or fake |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Ahmed0336(m): 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by yeyeboi(m): 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Ok |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by OmoManU: 4:01pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Some of those items on the list valid while some are not. Verdict! 1️. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car ......... VALID 2️. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments......... VALID 3️. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts ....... VALID 4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber. .......VALID 5️. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup...... INVALID could be rephrased 6️. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want sex till marriage INVALID 7️. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income. INVALID 8️. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint. To a mama-put I guess 9️. If you have a beard, shave it all up 10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food VERY VERY VALID 1️1. Propose without a ring VALID 1️2. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage EXTREMELY VERY VERY IMPORTANT 1️3. Tell her she must attend mid week service and join the choir mistress gild 1️4. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo. What if you are already living around there?? Guess this is for the very rich island peeps. 1️5. Tell her to add your mom , dad and all siblings on social media and bbm. WHAT FOR?? ARRANT NONSENSE 1️6. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day. YEA NICE, TO TEST TEMPER 1️7. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you. be it ( Msc , MBA, Phd ). GOOD AND VALID 1️8. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you EXTREMELY IMPORTANT 1️9. Tell her she can't watch Zee world or Telemundo anymore. NOT BAD 2️0. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up. ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL 14 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Ifywildrose1(f): 4:02pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Nonsense 4 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by MsGood(f): 4:02pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
With this rubbish, I can finally conclude that this Joro is a FOOL. Ode oshi! 3 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Uglymind: 4:03pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
All I care about is getting someone who will give me 2 boys after that she's free to leave Even after marriage if she wants divorce no problem just give me 2 boys If she gives birth to a girl and a boy I will endure but if it's two girls lol she's on her own oo 2 Likes
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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Jonadull: 4:03pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
MsGood:
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Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Ginaz(f): 4:05pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Forget that joro . Pray you don't jam a desperate chick, she would do all that and do over just to hook you then after marriage you will see pepper. Your ass will be like exhaust pipe bringing out smoke. 9 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by MsGood(f): 4:05pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
carammel:Don't mind him. How does waking up to cook at 3am make someone a wife material? He hasn't seen correct pretenders who will do anything to get married and become witches in marriage. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by tejiri4(m): 4:06pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
E pain all the female that comment Nice one joro 2 Likes |
Re: Use These 20 Tests To Know If She Is Wife Material - Joro Olumofin by Emmzy201(m): 4:06pm On Nov 26, 2018 |
Love doctor my hairy ass 1 Like
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