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|Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(m): 8:27am On Mar 07, 2017|
Popular Nigerian relationship expert as fondly called and Instagram blogger, Adejoro Olumofin, as created a test for eligible bachelors on any lady they wish to marry.“Dear Eligible Bachelors in Nigeria, any lady who doesn't pass at least 15 out of these tests is not a wife material by LOVE DOCTOR @joroolumofin. This article is inspired by a conversation I had with a couple of friends at a resort over the weekend. We realized that unlike our parents times it's very hard to identify the ONE because of social media, wedding pressures, most girls looking like barbies. Are there still loving traditional supportive women out there?
Here are a few tests you can run on a prospective wife or lover.1. Ask her on a date using Keke Marwa, BRT or danfo Bus even if you have a car
2. Tell her to go Natural. No makeup, weave-on or attachments
3. Say you forgot your wallet on a date and see how she reacts
4. Tell her you lost your job or you want to pursue your dreams OR you're quitting your job to be a DJ or barber.
|Re: Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(m): 8:29am On Mar 07, 2017|
5. Wake her up 3am in the morning to make you Eba and Okro soup
6. Tell her you're celibate and you don't want to sleep with her till marriage
7. Tell her you want to resign your job to be a worker in the house of God with little income.
8. Get her all dressed up and take her to a fast food joint.
9. If you have a beard, shave it all up
10. Tell her to courtesy by kneeling while serving you food
11. Propose without a ring
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12. Tell her your mother and 2 siblings are moving in with you after marriage
13. Tell her she must attend mid-week service and join the choir mistress gild
14. Tell her you're going country, leaving the city and moving to Iyana Iba or mowe ibafo
15. Tell her to add your mom, dad and all siblings on social media and bbm
16. Only on April fools tell her you got a University girl pregnant. Only on Aprils Fool Day.
17. Tell her you're going for a course and she should wait for you, be it ( MSc , MBA, PhD )
18. Tell her your mother will be cooking for you
|Re: Gobe! If Your Girlfriend Does Not Do Any Of These 20 Things, DO NOT Marry Her by sarz(m): 8:30am On Mar 07, 2017|
19. Tell her she can't watch ZeeWorld or Telemundo anymore.
20. Tell her no makeup artist, professional photographer for your wedding that you're saving up.
Fellas trust me, try this. You will thank me later. Watch her facial Expressions and body language you will get the true 'ID' persona / archetypes of your partner.”
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