So sisters...

What exactly are you bringing to the table?
A big booty?

Perfectly sculpted brows?

A shape to die for?

A full head of Brazilian hair?

A penchant for the latest songs and dance steps?

A group of empty and vacuous brained friends?

What exactly is he going to find when he knocks on your head?

All the episodes of Zee World, Telemundo, Jennifa's diary, Tinsel and Africa Magic all recorded in perfect sequence? Empire nko? Every soundtrack, every character dissected to a tee?

Do you know anything about the New World Order? Neo-colonialism? Your own home politics? What's happening in Ghana, The Gambia, Gabon? Do you even know something about anything remotely connected to intelligent discourse?
When last did you read a book? No not Hints. Not Genevieve. Not Arise. A book. You know that sort that has printed pages in between covers and no pictures just words of wisdom? Oh they give you a headache?

What exactly will bring a man your way and keep him? Do you have a source of income? A skill? Financial intelligence or you are a walking ATM seeker? Do you always ask ask ask and not work work work?

Do you know how to cook? Yes cook. Cook for yourself at least not because you want to keep a man but because you ought to take better care of what you feed your body? Do you know the way to the kitchen or are you a Mr Biggs, Dominoes or KFC shareholder. Never mind the bigger swankier restaurants.

Tell me what exactly are you bringing to the table?
There are times he would need a real woman to share his worries with and your miniskirts and long lashes won't bring anything to that table. Most of ladies tend to spend so much on appearances trying to look sexy as hell forgetting he will not be Hot forever! There would be days when he would need your managerial qualities, but you're only used to being lavish;SLAY MAMA!

Don't spend all your days making up and turning up anywhere a DJ takes his speakers to. Build yourself. Learn and practice things that can add value to your life,that is the real sexy! We need responsible mothers for our unborn children, not just SLAY QUEENS!

This is 2017. Entitlement died on December 26th and was buried on December 31st 2016. Wise up.

This is 2017...the year of the strong woman Who are willing to make things happen. Say it. Mean it. Believe it. Be it!

Be classy.

Be a boss lady.

Mstchhhhhhhheeeeew

Same old shii

^^^^^You shall know #THEM by their comment

mtchewwwwww

Olosho

Aderola15:
Mstchhhhhhhheeeeew

Same old shii

stale!!!! same old news

Olosho

ElizaVeta:
mtchewwwwww

solbinho:
Olosho

ok

I've only come across two ladies who genuinely stand out from the crowd on this section.

WHITEWIZARD:
bumbae1 and luv.u2

She's not a romancelander

solbinho:
Olosho

Impregnate yourself, deliver, take care of the child till he/ she becomes an adult . when you're done doing those things, you are free to call me Olosho.

Bro, for your parents sake Go find work

WHITEWIZARD:
hmm you are right..
there are lot of exceptional ladies in other sections..
But here in romanceland, respect must be given to bum.bae, luv.u2 and esthar.fabian.. these ladies are different from the normal gra gra romance ladies.

So why haven't you holla'd at Lala since she returned?

WHITEWIZARD:
She is like a glo customer care agent..
she has not been frequent online..
I've chatted ones with her, but i don't see her online again.

Glo customer care agent? Lol.

Well I asked cos when she returned, she said you were the only one who missed her during her hiatus. Even scolded me for it.

darbeelicous:
oh no not again...... All this crazy write ups from selfish men! Have u ever sat down to think about what to offer ur wife too?? Abi they too don't deserve the best?? If u think a lady is not good enough for u then waka away its not by force haba!............ NEXT!!!

Just look at you

WHITEWIZARD:
hehe in truth i really missed her..
there were times last year when i was searching for her all over naira land..
I typed bumbae on the search box on nairaland, just to know if she has return.

Well, we all did. She saw your mentions too. Anyway, since ya'll are cool, its all good. I just wanted to let you know.


How your 12 romanceland gf's?

WHITEWIZARD:
hehe the ladies are fine, they are doing OK..
They are all fresh and ready for me, anytime..
But i want co co candy of family session even if she is married..
So I'm pursuing her gallantly.

I heard she's one hot hootchie mama


But what if she's married?

WHITEWIZARD:
she is too too hot to not give a try..
the hottest I've seen in family session..
You know married ladies use I'm married as an excuse a lot..
But determined guys still get them.

So you're saying you'd mac a married woman if she let's you?

WHITEWIZARD:
Depends on how old she is.. I will Mac any married woman from 35years of age and below.. But she must be her own bank.. i mean rich..

Lol, but that's wrong on so many levels, bruh.
So many levels.

WHITEWIZARD:
lol its wrong but if her husband is hitting her right, then she won't want my shaft..
If i refuse her then she will find satisfaction from another guy..
so I'm helping her too..

So why should you be the one to stick a finger in God's eye?