Social media is a place where so many people live fake lives, a life of make-believe different from their reality.

Nowadays, some girls are in competition with their fellows over who is more beautiful, richer, has the most flashy car, house and cash, all on social media. Some girls we assumed to be very rich and classy on social media because of the kind of things they post on their timelines. Some of them are not near rich at all. They are just fake big girls on social media. They live fake lives, trying to make people believe they are rich where as they aren’t.

But wait a minute! Do you want to be like those fake big girls on social media? Do you want people to see you as being rich, classy on social media? If your answer is yes that means you want to be a fake social media big girl. Here are 5 steps to being a fake social media big girl.

You must know how to tell convincing lies: Not everyone knows how to tell convincing lies. Some people can tell a convincing lie that you believe they are telling the truth. For you to be a successful fake social media big girl, you must be able to tell convincing lies with what you post. Even though it’s not real, make your friends and followers believe it’s real with your posts on social media.

Use a lot of filters, photo apps: Most girls are more beautiful on social media than in reality. How will you market sell? How will people see and know you if you don’t use photo apps to influence the pictures you post. If you no fine for social media, your big girl no go too complete. I have a female friend, when you see the photos she uploads on snapchat, gush they look heavenly. You will even think she deserves to compete for miss world and no one can beat her. But come see her for real life, she’s just far from what she uploads. Special thanks to photoshop, filters and other photo applications. They have been saving so many ladies.

Make sure you always upload fine pictures in a good environment daily: Who will listen to you if you only snap pictures close to a dustbin or rough and dirty area. You have to make people believe you stay in paradise where there are no dirt. If you visit any beautiful serene environment, make sure you take pictures there. and make sure the pictures are fine or use photo apps to make them more beautiful before uploading.

Upload photos of you holding stacks of cash: This will make people believe you so well and fall for your tricks. It will definitely draw attention to you. Even if it’s N10,000 you borrowed from someone, spread it on your bed and lay close to it with caption like, “when money no be problem.” Guys go dey follow you. Linda ikeji blog go join follow you sef to find news. If blogs want to write about you, they will start with something like this, “social media big girl.” And make sure you do it regularly, uploading a photo of you with cash.

Take pictures inside fine cars: Don’t go and start taking photos inside danfo or keke oo. You take fine pictures close to fine cars, inside the cars when you are holding the steering as if you are driving. Fine cars like Range rover, G-wagon, Bently, Rolls Royce and others. You are giving your followers impression that you are big and deal in different cars.

Upload photos of any kind of beautiful delicacy you eat: Don’t go and upload photos of the garri you are drinking oo. Visit your friend’s place and if they cooked fried rice and all other delicacies that are pleasing to the eyes. Delicacies like Chinese rice, pasta. Put them online. You are making people believe you are Americanah and you don’t eat local delicacies. Do it regularly.

Post Photos of any expensive accessories you buy: Every expensive accessories you buy, snap them and post them online for people to see. Fake social media big girl for sure nah. E go give people impression say you get money and fit afford expensive stuffs. Even if say you no get money for Gucci bag or Denim, go where them dey sell the thing, hold the things come snap picture with am then drop and keep. Atleast you took pictures for show off.

Take photos of you in a very beautiful fine house and upload: Don’t go and take pictures in face-me-i-slap-you houses. Just go to Maitama, Asokoro, all those fine areas. If you have friends there that can invite you. Just take photos in the building as if it’s your own. Upload online and people go dey feel say your papa get money.

With these above, you can still add you own points. With all of them, you are on your way to deceiving people that you are balling but you are just living a fake life. You are just a fake social media big girl.


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You dey fake, no money for your account.

Who's losing? Stupidity at it highest order.

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