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Why Camera Men Dont Fall During Church Services / So Why Don't The Camera Men Also Fall Under The Anointing In Church? / Why Don't Camera Men Fall Under The Anointing? (2) (3) (4)
Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by jaymejate: 8:50am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Church camera men are wonderful people and special people. They can do some things sometimes that will amaze you. These are the common things you see them do with camera 1... They're sleep detectors This is what you all know about, they help the ushers to sight a sleeping member even from afar. It happened in a church i went to sometimes ago. The pastor was preaching and i realised no one is looking at the preacher, they were all looking at the screen. I looked up too and guess what, i saw a man sleeping and snoring. 2... Their attention can easily be drawn. If you want to be shown on the screen for the whole church to see, during worship, just kneel down raise your hands and start speaking in tongues or dance like David during praise, they will surely locate you. I discovered this and i used it during MFM manna water program. I knew the program would be broadcasted for all MFM branch to watch live and my Dad do watch the program too. After the service, i got a phone call from him and he said he saw me that he is happy i am walking is the path of Christ. I quickly use that opportunity to lie that we are to pay for something in school, he sent the money immediately, God forgive me. Thanks to the camera men. You can try it to see if it's true 3... They are spirit detectors. Whenever heavy prayer is going on in church and i hear a shout of someone "catching spirit", that is someone falling down under anointing, i don't bother to look around, i just look straight to the screen, they're always there. 4... They expose the those that are not serious during church Service. Something happened in a church i was invited to, the camera man caught a boy playing game on the phone, he then focused on his face and later focus on the phone, we all saw the game, FIFA 16. Later i just heard a sound like paaa, na the mother of the boy go slap the boy. Anytime i notice them coming, I will quickly adjust 5... They don't obey the pastor. Anytime the pastor say "close your eyes or else you will be possessed". Even the demons passing by will close their eyes, only the camera man nor go close eyes, they just have to focus on the camera. 6... They NEVER fall under anointing (catch spirit) even if all the church do. I asked one of them why they don't fall under anointing and he said cameras are expensive, if they fall and camera breaks, they'd better not rise up again. I'm sure that's not the reason why they don't fall. Add yours... If you want to join this good people, just join the media team of your church. The benefit is they'll teach you how to handle the camera for free and from there, you can become a professional. Happy Sunday to you all Lalasticlala, Mynd44 OAM4J 116 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by LuvSwollenPussy(m): 8:54am On Mar 12, 2017 |
They capture the upsskirt of women sitting carelessly 26 Likes |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Dottore: 9:00am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Ushers and Church security don't restrict their movements and actions. They sabi form Hollywood Special Camera Crew with their bogus sleeveless jackets stuffed with both relevant and irrelevant props 40 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by MrIcredible: 9:01am On Mar 12, 2017 |
@6 That means you people are deceiving yourselves. There's nothing like falling under any nonsense anointing. Maybe it's the spirit of "leftover drunkenness" 22 Likes |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by GentleYoung(m): 9:01am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Church goers will know better 2 Likes |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by pelumi10: 9:01am On Mar 12, 2017 |
They gain nothing from the service 5 Likes |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by negz1(m): 9:01am On Mar 12, 2017 |
lol no be lie 1 Like |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Epositive(m): 9:02am On Mar 12, 2017 |
cameras capture the last person going for alter call, apart from the camera, all eyes are usually on them anyways, today is pastor abioye's birthday... show him some love #mycaseisdifferent #positivevibes 24 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by nightingalee: 9:03am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Lwkm ... Wahlai, I couldn't agree more. 2 Likes |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Nobody: 9:03am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Cameras are expensive lol That means, those falling under the anointing are merely deceiving themselves abi? Okay oohhhh. 18 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Rexphobia(m): 9:03am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Cool |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by wizzlyd(m): 9:03am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by tabithababy(f): 9:04am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Camera man 1 Like |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Negotiate: 9:04am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Gbam |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Guruboi(m): 9:04am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by kampusareablog: 9:05am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Coolgent(m): 9:05am On Mar 12, 2017 |
5&6 bt let me kep my mouth seal 1 Like |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Nasa28(m): 9:05am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Lol.. So true |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Nobody: 9:05am On Mar 12, 2017 |
6... They NEVER fall under anointing (catch spirit) even if all the church do. Shows how delusional you all are 1 Like |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Newerakings(m): 9:05am On Mar 12, 2017 |
FP tins. |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by ednut1(m): 9:05am On Mar 12, 2017 |
24 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by begwong: 9:05am On Mar 12, 2017 |
They show ladies with cleavage and those putting on new clothes. Lol 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by enaruntt: 9:07am On Mar 12, 2017 |
They never truly fall under the anoiting 1 Like |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by vertueptime: 9:07am On Mar 12, 2017 |
The camera thing just exposed that most of the members who claim to fall under the spirit are just good actors 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by salabscholar01(m): 9:07am On Mar 12, 2017 |
The number 2 says it all. You have highlighted the fact that not all of the actions in the church, seen as prayers mood are really from the bodily spirit. Continue deceiving yourself... I don't hate religion, I only hate a gathering of people where a few among them will take advantage to extort the shallow minds of their finance, all in the name of God. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Nobody: 9:08am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Nasa28: |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by ipreach: 9:08am On Mar 12, 2017 |
you are right in all your points |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by slyopez(m): 9:08am On Mar 12, 2017 |
They mostly focus on fine babes. 6 Likes |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Caseless: 9:09am On Mar 12, 2017 |
Church drama sef too much. |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by ExAngel007(f): 9:09am On Mar 12, 2017 |
LolZ |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by Nobody: 9:09am On Mar 12, 2017 |
They are immune to holy ghost. They see things nobody sees. all those BABES eyeing apostle suleman HAVE YOU READ THIS. pls do https://www.nairaland.com/3677617/why-believe-jesus-africa Anyways Drabeey was HERE |
Re: Six Common Things Church Camera Men Are Known For by dardon: 9:10am On Mar 12, 2017 |
True and funny... Imagine if they are truly sleeping and fell to pretend they fall under anointing... |
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