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| How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Kingsley1000(m): 8:01pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
When oyibo people describe a location, they simply say,
"The place is about a mile and a half, north-west or 300
metres
away from Greenville park." You actually know where you're
going.
. *But in Naija, our house numbering system can't be trusted. You may find house number 43 in between house number 5 and 6. Moreover, we know nothing about miles and metres. So when some of you want to describe your location, you'll be like, "If you reach Mbonu crescent, you will see one big gutter. Jump the gutter and corner left. Do as if you're going right but be cornering left small small. Be going down down... straaaaaight! Until you will see one place they're selling akamu in front of one Redeemed church; opposite where they used to throwey dustbin. Just stand there and flash me. I will come outside* 28 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Cutehector(m): 8:04pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Its because we didn't do well in geography class... 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by menxer: 8:13pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
bros, you don take style tell us your location.  3 Likes |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by McBrooklyn(m): 8:13pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
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| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Kingsley1000(m): 8:17pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
menxer:Lol...buh make u no visit o |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by westlius(m): 8:18pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
dats d biggest joke of the milinium 1 Like |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:20pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Cutehector:A Nigerian who did well in geography would still use the description op said.  It's all about poor urban planning. 5 Likes |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Preca(f): 8:21pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Kingsley1000:expect us sunday afternoon.....we are coming to eat jollof rice 1 Like |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:21pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Haahahahahahah. |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:23pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Cutehector:Lol even if they did .. same outcome .. U end up lost ! If u follow the direction .. to the point they even start asking you "isn't that close to the ponmo lady " Im like well i dont know hence why I am asking  |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Cutehector(m): 8:27pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Bumbae1:well just like kimbra wrote, poor urban planning.. And secondly some people aren't observant.. For me I just tell them instead to come pick me up at d nearest landmark dats all.. 1 Like |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by youngest85(m): 8:29pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Bumbae1:And somebody go dry kill himself coz of dat tin u posed as ukwu now o? |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:31pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Cutehector:Landmark is the only thing we use in this country, else, you'll get lost. 1 Like |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:31pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
youngest85:  no b my fault |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Cutehector(m): 8:33pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
kimbra:lol GPS apps will just read error sef... 1 Like |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
| Am guilty |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Cutehector:Lol, G.R.As are well planned. |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Kingsley1000(m): 8:39pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
kimbra:some landmarks and notable spots can be so confusing in Nigeria..and might be extremely far from the place of your host 1 Like |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Cutehector(m): 8:39pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
kimbra:lol just pray I don't get to stumble upon u kimbra.. |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:40pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Kingsley1000:"Some", you use the closest landmark to your resident. 1 Like |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Fernandowski(m): 8:41pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 8:42pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Cutehector:Hmm!, what would you do?. |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 9:18pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
kimbra:Sup, Benny |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 9:23pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
TheSlyone2:Good and you?. |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by REIIGN(m): 9:23pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
LOL |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 9:24pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
kimbra:I've been fine... Benny fill in the gap |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Divay22(f): 9:32pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
LOL....in where they are selling akamu Hahahahahahahahaha |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 9:32pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
TheSlyone2:Lol, what gap?. |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 9:34pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
kimbra:Benita if I slap you enh... So what have you been up to? |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 10:11pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
TheSlyone2:Nothing much. Just down with Malaria. |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 10:17pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
| Re: How A Nigerian Gives An Address Vs How The Whites Gives An Address by Nobody: 10:20pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
TheSlyone2:I and drugs do keep malice. I'll be fine without it. |
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