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Man Weds Corpse by EdwardFree: 11:30am On Dec 30, 2009
[b] Strange happenings are very common in Nigeria from time immemorial. The most recent one is the wedding between a man and a corpse.
It all happened in the troubled Niger Delta region early August when a man whose only name we got as John was forced to wed his dead concubine by the family of the latter.
Following the shocking story narrated to journalists recently by one Kunle Gbenro, an ambulance driver residing in the populous Nigerian city of Lagos, some unidentified people contacted him as he was dozing off near a hospital building, requesting him to convey a corpse for them to the Delta State region.

Gbenro is always hired by such people to transport corpses from one part of the country to another, although he does not pray that people should die, of a truth, the more people died, the better business it was for him. That is why he saw this approach as brisk business as usual. After all, this is what makes his industry peculiar, at least for the ten years he has been in the trade.
Gbenro told the pressmen that in his corpse transportation business, he has encountered several strange happenings, some of which has brought some cold sweat on him.

The trip to the Delta region was just a repeat of them in many ways. He said as he lingered around the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital mortuary as usual to trap customers, his long wait sent him into a brief doze when some serious looking men approached and shook him out of sleep for what he saw as his time of luck, especially when they told him that they had the corpse of their dear and loved one to take to the Delta State. Having settled on the fee to pay him, the corpse was neatly arranged in a bag and placed inside his hearse ready for conveyance.

As he further recounted, a man then sat down near the corpse and the journey with the deceased young lady began. No trouble signaled until they arrived at their destination and he drove into one compound as directed by the man who sat near the corpse.
He said he had suspected this man to be either the brother or husband of the deceased woman since there was no introduction made. And so he did not panic although their role as hearse service drivers was never to convey a corpse without a relative of the deceased in company.

Kunle Gbenro stated that a crowd of about 20 people swelled in front of the compound soon after his hearse pulled up there. Then the man who had traveled with the corpse, whose name he later found out to be John, came down from the hearse and moved towards the crowd. As they spoke in a language strange to him, he could not decipher what they said. But his anxiety to return to Lagos that evening was being dashed as the people in the compound made no effort to remove the corpse from his hearse. Yet, he was restrained from asking John to do so when he noticed that anger hung on the faces of the village elders after they listened to John mumble certain things to them.

Just then some very hefty men tipped John to the ground, and another group menacing to inflict more blows on him were only stopped by an elderly man. The hearse service provider recounted that, fear ran down his spine when the strange scene unfolded, forcing him into his car for safety. Then a million thoughts flashed across his mind pricking him to take off with the corpse to save his life. But what would he do with a strange corpse? This second thought held him back.

Just then, John was ordered up and asked to lead the men to the hearse. But to Gbenro's utter dismay, they went sobbing away again as soon as they saw the corpse of their daughter, leaving behind a stern-looking young man to watch over the corpse and ensure the driver did not escape with it.

Confused, Gbenro sought to know from the guard the whereabouts of John. "They are preparing him for his wedding," the young man informed him. "Which wedding?" Gbenro asked.
"The wedding with Elizabeth," the young man replied.
"Who is Elizabeth?" Gbenro enquired further, and the angry man thundered back, "The woman in your car."
The hearse driver was in a fix for some minutes, not believing his ears.

"A dead woman being prepared for wedding! These must be strange, crazy people," he concluded, until the young man explained to him that Elizabeth and John had been living together for a long time as husband and wife without John performing the necessary traditional marriage and custom rites until death snatched her away.

"Now that Elizabeth is dead, John must perform all the traditional wedding rites before she is given a befitting burial," the young man explained, adding, "In this regard, John will have to wed Elizabeth even in death."
He then told Gbenro that he could not be allowed to go because he had to be John's best-man in the wedding. He seized the car key from Gbenro and vanished into the compound.

Preparations took place all night and the next day, the corpse had been well-dressed in an immaculate white wedding gown and kept in the wedding room, given a befitting decoration.
John and his best-man Gbenro were asked to stand by the corpse, dovetailing their fingers.
After conducting the wedding all in a language strange to Gbenro, the elder of the village put wedding rings on the fingers of the couple. Only then was Kunle Gbenro asked to leave. He told journalists that after the strange happening, he was still feeling as having a bad dream from which he would wake up later.               
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Re: Man Weds Corpse by Nobody: 12:10pm On Dec 30, 2009
what sort of madness is this shocked
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Nobody: 12:19pm On Dec 30, 2009
Amazing! Serves him right. I wish they'd do this to every randy guy who impregnates a young girl who dies in childbirth, or from complications during an abortion. Maybe then they'd understand the shame the girl's parents and family feel when the man she loves, or the man who used her, won't do right by her.
Re: Man Weds Corpse by chelseabmw(m): 12:20pm On Dec 30, 2009
weird, this is end time so i am not surprised
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Tudor6(f): 12:26pm On Dec 30, 2009
Is it by force to get married? Did the john force elizabeth to come live with him?

The stupiid family just wanted dowry for the dead girl.
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Brandie(f): 12:38pm On Dec 30, 2009
Its high time all dis babaric culture shld be abolish, its so fustrating.
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Nobody: 12:56pm On Dec 30, 2009
Was this for ritualistic purposes?
Re: Man Weds Corpse by akanudo: 2:22pm On Dec 30, 2009
Everything can happen in Nigeria, but what on earth will make a man live witha woman for so long with out marry her. This is a lesson to all men.
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Kx: 2:47pm On Dec 30, 2009
People should be treated with respect.

What does it take for the family of the woman u are living with
to know u even if u cant readily afford marriage in the meantime?
Re: Man Weds Corpse by sayso: 2:56pm On Dec 30, 2009
super story part 1.
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Nautillus(m): 3:38pm On Dec 30, 2009
Lies. . .Pure lies
Re: Man Weds Corpse by akanudo: 3:40pm On Dec 30, 2009
this things da happen no be lie
Re: Man Weds Corpse by sweetpie23: 5:46pm On Dec 30, 2009
I wish them a happy marriage life
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Digriz(m): 8:03pm On Dec 30, 2009
Rather unhappy married death.
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Digriz(m): 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2009
.,-
Re: Man Weds Corpse by mamagee3(f): 8:10pm On Dec 30, 2009
WTF shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Man Weds Corpse by willyspace(m): 8:38pm On Dec 30, 2009
It still happens now,in my place Akwa/Cross
Re: Man Weds Corpse by echobee(f): 10:13am On Dec 31, 2009
lord have mercy
Re: Man Weds Corpse by Nawtykid: 9:37pm On Jan 01, 2015
grin....*faints from laughter*
Chai!!!!wat would d weddin nut n honeymoon luk lyk

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