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Nasty Receptionist by r231(m): 12:30am On Jan 05, 2010 |
They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing, There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied, |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by krama(m): 9:59am On Jan 05, 2010 |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by D1KeleVra(m): 7:03pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
yakyakyak! |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by clemcykul(f): 9:32am On Jan 06, 2010 |
stop yaking like a chicken, or are u one?? @poster kudos. very tyte stuff, am sorry about the chicken in ur thread AKA (dickele) dont know how he escaped from the pen |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by GeeCee(m): 7:14pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
lol |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by D1KeleVra(m): 8:29am On Jan 07, 2010 |
@Clem You nasty-government-working receptionist. . . get back to eating ur hot beans jo! At 9am again. . . my lawd |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by Jeovy(m): 11:49am On Jan 07, 2010 |
@POST, serves her right D1kele and clems, this is new yr, pls fight |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
jeovy thanks for the encouragement @dickchiken dont be intoxicated with cheap beer, there is more to life than that |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by Jeovy(m): 1:11pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
clems, what are friends for |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by clemcykul(f): 1:32pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
covering each others arse for good |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by spiderman(m): 2:19pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
nice 1 |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by D1KeleVra(m): 4:52pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
clemcykul: shattap! |
Re: Nasty Receptionist by Kunbee: 2:27am On Jan 09, 2010 |
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