ladies have you been dating ur bu for 6 months or more?
has he hinted that he would've proposed, but this buhari tym is holding him back?

dis one na simple mata.
only sey weda sistas will gree. Lol

oya, les go dia!
1. tell ur parents, #notobrideprice.
how dem go take fyt una famili pipul konsyn u?

2. tell ur parents, #lowbudgetwedding.
weda na card una send after wedding to do announcement, e konsyn dem?

3. tell ur beau, #usemyphonecamera.
wetin konsyn am weda photographer chop?

4. tell ur siblings/cousins, #cookforhouse.
with less dan 20 guests, wet in konsyn ur guy wit caterer?

5. u and him, #siturparentsdown.
una marriage konsyn d 2 familis so wetin dem go use sponsor una house?

6. una need discus #newlywedfinance.
weda una go dis thread- https://www.nairaland.com/3773673/single-guys-wise - konsyn me?

Very difficult to comprehend

U would have used plain English

Sori bros. pidgin is awa lingua franca! lol

adrian3000:
Very difficult to comprehend
U would have used plain English

aloeman15:
Sori bros.
pidgin is awa lingua franca!
lol

Am not saying you shouldn't use pidgin, but the way you shortened every word made it difficult to read

personal development

if ur life revolves around Facebook and Africa magic, how can I even help you?
I'll Sha try.

exercise EVERY FREAKIN DAY.
- 5 mins will work wonders

if ur over 25 yrs beta cut out oils and needless carbs from ur diet.
- salad and grilled fish, smoothies, beans, corn, boiled yams/potatoes, oats, nuts, etc.
- save on gas, shop with friends to save cost, cook/eat fresh.

you beta stat small business today.
- learning/information- that's what nairaland is for.
- 5/10k is enough.

reading is critical to your dating/marital success.
- tell ev3ryone on Facebook ur taking some time off.
- download free ebooks
- self help, diy/handiwork tutorials, autobiography of ur fave billionaire.
- avoid YouTube until you have a list of specific videos for your practicals.

girls, do you want a good man with bright prospects?
- please, PLEASE: educate yourselves.
- if your mother's place was the kitchen, yours is the boardroom
- so how do you fail to hold an INTELLIGENT conversation on current affairs?!
shuu!!

change your friends
- make friends with ladies above your station.
- learn what they know, ask questions frequently.

you wan mari, abi?
- what's your social life like?
- YOU MUST GO OUT ONE WEEK DAY AND EVERY SATURDAY!!
- Make a list of ur married friends, call each one and THREATEN them and their husbands to set up dates wit THEIR single friends.
- the threat must be real.

OK. e don do for now.
TGIF!
Have fun, kids. lol

Who go translate

ur favourite mamaput, ur office cleaner, any bus conductor. heh.

Bumbae1:
Who go translate

aloeman15:
ur favourite mamaput, ur office cleaner, any bus conductor.
heh.

Im sorry what

Sori o.
I bin dey ansa ur kweshun.
shebi na u ax sey hoo go translate?
nahin ah con giv u ortanatif pipuls wey fit hep u undastan.
ah don try na.
abi?

Bumbae1:

Im sorry what

Sori again o.
I bin wan ax u.
no vex o, bet…
DAT hair for ur dp sef.
e dey hevi to cari?

aloeman15:
Sori o.
I bin dey ansa ur kweshun.
shebi na u ax sey hoo go translate?
nahin ah con giv u ortanatif pipuls wey fit hep u undastan.
ah don try na.
abi?

Chai kuku ki me

Bumbae1:
Chai kuku ki me

… Sori ma. na hep ah bin wan hep… waaaaaahhh!!

TGIF.
How many weddings have you gone to with your parents?
How many of their friends have they introduced you to?
How many of their friends' children have you hung out with?

How many elderly mothers' groups know you?
How have you interacted with them?
How many of the mothers in your church compliment you "behind your back"?
How many have you helped outside church activities?
How many have you visited with socially?

You girls still think it's child's play.
Your mind had better click:
This is war.
And your victory depends on your strategy.
'Nuff said.

Eku gbadun.

is that all...?

.

REALITY CHECK:
- if you're over 35, no vex. this is an ESSENTIAL EXERCISE for you.

1. Disabuse your mind of silly romantic notions:
- prince charming
- snow white
- tall, dark, handsome and muscular (like many agberos, abi?)
- rich? with d buhari effect?! you dey mad ni?!?

2. List your top 3 priorities in a man.

3. Money matters:
- What are his income streams?
- what are his career prospects?
- what's your financial status?
- in your heart of hearts, what's the absolute minimum income you know you can live with?

4. Personal traits:
- what have friends/past partners complained of about you?
- what have you done to correct the issues (whether you disagree or agree)?
- what are your excesses? food/drink/prayer/TV/gossip/work/etc

5. Family first:
- have you sat down with your parents and siblings to get their input?
- what advice have you received in the past that you followed or neglected?
- list all the guys you were serious with and why you broke up. Yes. With your family.

6. The Campaign:
- understand this: you have to be a great marketer for this your product.
- every single friend you have is your direct COMPETITION for the single guys you know.
- just like marketing, it's a numbers game: 1 in 10 people will buy from you. But you want a man that's one in a million abi?
- your packaging must be moderate AT ALL TIMES!
- You're not a star in a movie, k? MANY good guys actively avoid ladies with heavy make up, flashy jewelry and revealing clothes.
- Challenge: meet a new guy- OFFLINE, IN PERSON- every Monday, Wednesday and Friday. For 3 months.
- the Challenge requires strategy, planning, confidence, SUPPORT and acquiring new skills. BELIEVE THAT.

Finally,
Go with God.