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Happy Birthday Lezz by Nobody: 11:14am On May 05, 2017
Happy birthday to a Gentleman per excellence,
A brutal slayer cheesy
Tormentor of assholes, asslickers, pretenders and fake empty headed trolls.
A near genius with high superior intelligence,
Ladies man wink
My confidant,
Best friend of all cheesy
Son of the most high God!!

I celebrate you today as you turn a year older, keep shining dear, I wish you all the good things of life.

Happy birthday Lezz kiss

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by Nobody: 11:20am On May 05, 2017
Mimzyy, Creamish, Postmann, Ftboy, Joseph1832

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 11:42am On May 05, 2017
It didn't lodge in my memory, mine
This day I broke forth into earth's vine
In you I find so many fears I have missed
Mine own denizen , my heart hers to fix


I will wait
With my sleight
To swing you
All the way through

Love you immeasurably!

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:42am On May 05, 2017
My main man! My teacher! The man who taught me how to deal with fools, how to suffer inconsequential simpletons and bastardised serial plagiarist.

Lezz, the man of the moment! I wish you a happy birthday! May you continue to deal with these lobotomised purus idiotas.

Amen!!!.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by Nobody: 11:44am On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
My main man! My teacher! The man who taught me how to deal with fools, how to suffer inconsequential simpletons and bastardised serial plagiarist.

Lezz, the man of the moment! I wish you a happy birthday! May you continue to deal with these lobotomised purus idiotas.

Amen!!!.
hahhahahhahahah, I love the he thought me how do deal with fools part grin

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by Nobody: 11:44am On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
It didn't lodge in my memory, mine
This day I broke forth into earth's vine
In you I find so many fears I have missed
Mine own denizen , my heart hers to fix


I will wait
With my sleight
To swing you
All the way through

Love you immeasurably!
kiss

Bring cake for us to eat o grin
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:44am On May 05, 2017
SecondEva:
hahhahahhahahah, I love the he thought me how do deal with fools part grin
grin
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:46am On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
It didn't lodge in my memory, mine
This day I broke forth into earth's vine
In you I find so many fears I have missed
Mine own denizen , my heart hers to fix

I will wait
With my sleight
To swing you
All the way through

Love you immeasurably!
To think I was planning on paying you a surprise visit today, not knowing it's your birthday? Wow!.

Surely, the gods have blessed this today.

Ishilove, Oya come show Lezz some of those ample.. you know na. grin

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 11:46am On May 05, 2017
SecondEva:
kiss

Bring cake for us to eat o grin
let us drink. I do not want sugar pastries to alter your shape that makes a goddess doubt her immortality.

But I love your mind and eyes way above your physical alignment.

You remind me of forever.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by Creamish(f): 11:48am On May 05, 2017
Happy birthday deary. May God bless you with a long successful happy life. TGIF!!!! cheesy

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by firstking01(m): 11:48am On May 05, 2017
HBD bro....but i see no need for the hyping as i deem it unnecessary.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:48am On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
let us drink. I do not want sugar pastries to alter your shape that makes a goddess doubt her immortality.

But I love your mind and eyes way above your physical alignment.

You remind me of forever.
Em, go slow on her, will you? grin
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:49am On May 05, 2017
firstking01:
HBD bro....but i see no need for the hyping as i deem it unnecessary.
It's a matter of opinion. So please keep yours, will you?

Thank you.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 11:49am On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
To think I was planning on paying you a surprise visit today, not knowing it's your birthday? Wow!.

Surely, the gods have blessed this today.

Ishilove, Oya come show Lezz some of those ample.. you know na. grin
you would have been as drunk as a lord and as touchy as a sailor.

I'm turning my blood to alcohol tonight.
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 11:50am On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
Em, go slow on her, will you? grin
I have missed her--every bit of her.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by Nobody: 11:52am On May 05, 2017
firstking01:
HBD bro....but i see no need for the hyping as i deem it unnecessary.
undecided
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by Nobody: 11:53am On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
Em, go slow on her, will you? grin
the faster the better grin
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 11:53am On May 05, 2017
firstking01:
HBD bro....but i see no need for the hyping as i deem it unnecessary.
Thank you, bro.
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:55am On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
you would have been as drunk as a lord and as touchy as a sailor.

I'm turning my blood to alcohol tonight.
Aye! Plans have changed, but today:

I'll slay a dame in your name
Taint her with my flame
Have her moan my name
In appreciation of the flame
That is your name!


Selah!.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:56am On May 05, 2017
SecondEva:
the faster the better grin
Oh babe, you naughty. embarassed

LOL.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by Draei: 11:57am On May 05, 2017
HPβ man.
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 11:57am On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
I have missed her--every bit of her.
I know just how you feel. Lol
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by firstking01(m): 11:57am On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
Thank you, bro.
Where you dey take us toundecided??
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 11:59am On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
Aye! Plans have changed, but today:

I'll slay a dame in your name
Taint her with my flame
Have her moan my name
In appreciation of the flame
That is your name!


Selah!.

Dame!

Comrade, you make literary spontaneity so natural.
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by professorfal: 11:59am On May 05, 2017
HBD old man grin

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by firstking01(m): 11:59am On May 05, 2017
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by firstking01(m): 12:01pm On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
It's a matter of opinion. So please keep yours, will you?

Thank you.
Na you be the celebrant nitongue
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 12:02pm On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
I know just how you feel. Lol
you can't guess.

Memory of her hurts.

The veins in my organ are strong enough to play an opera. And my heart does 250 b/minute.

She's mightily important.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 12:02pm On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:


Dame!

Comrade, you make literary spontaneity so natural.
I'm inspired. What inspires more than the thought of bedding a well carved and curved female, one who is wonderfully and carefully made by the most high. I sigh...
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 12:03pm On May 05, 2017
Draei:
HPβ man.
Ah! My brother from a distance! Thank you.

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Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by MDCCCXXXII: 12:04pm On May 05, 2017
UltraLeslie1:
you can't guess.

Memory of her hurts.

The veins in my organ are strong enough to play an opera. And my heart does 250 b/minute.

She's mightily important.
Love is a beautiful thing. grin
Re: Happy Birthday Lezz by UltraLeslie1: 12:05pm On May 05, 2017
MDCCCXXXII:
I'm inspired. What inspires more than the thought of bedding a well carved and curved female, one who is wonderfully and carefully made by the most high. I sigh...
I still believe the female body is the greatest architectural feat ever undertaken.

I find solace deep within the warm, slippery canal of a woman than in any 5 star hotel.

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