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. by Nobody: 9:29pm On May 06, 2017 |
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Re: . by Frolic: 9:32pm On May 06, 2017 |
This is serious! |
Re: . by HungerBAD: 9:38pm On May 06, 2017 |
Ishilove. I protect your eyes from tbis thread in Jesus name. 2 Likes |
Re: . by signature2012(m): 9:47pm On May 06, 2017 |
SirJeffry: Jeff,you mean say you no know see your spec for America. I remember your last thread,you mention ladies should ask how much the potential suitor has in his bank account,his investment,credit history etc.Hope you are ready to do same? |
Re: . by dacblogger: 9:52pm On May 06, 2017 |
Which part of anambra? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: . by MrBrownJay1(m): 9:57pm On May 06, 2017 |
SirJeffry: Bro, sorry to bust your bubble, but the above in bold is a striking sign that your desperate state of mind will always have you failed in this suicide mission.... Just take your time, and eventually some proper woman will come your way. I can feel that this marriage thingy is a DO or DIE mission for you, but nothing good can come out of this rush (spouse appeal/begging). 1st get the RIGHT friendship with a woman, then along the way (if she is the proper friend) then turn this friendship into the RIGHT r/ship, and if that goes well then, in a few months/yrs you can propose to her, and eventually marry her. But hey, if you think that you can find someone today and marry them in a few months and BE HAPPILY EVER AFTER, then best you go play the lottery, you'll have more chances in being successful. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: . by NevetsIbot(m): 10:00pm On May 06, 2017 |
someone is trying to block ishlove from seeing. Ishlove comman see this insecure brovah 1 Like |
Re: . by jjjjj2017: 10:01pm On May 06, 2017 |
MrBrownJay1:Thumb Up! |
Re: . by Nobody: 10:04pm On May 06, 2017 |
dacblogger:chai |
Re: . by jjjjj2017: 10:04pm On May 06, 2017 |
SirJeffry:If you are serious, you need to take your time to look out for sensible & clean lady. there are thousands responsible out there same as we have millions of repackaged expired runs gal as well. dont be in a haste & dont make it a must to marry from your tribe. btw, if you truly need a gal to marry do quote me & I will connect you with a virgin igbo gal. you can take her to the hospital to certify the genuity of her virginity. Note: I am not kidding & my service is free. dont ask me why I cant marry the said gal by myself but am married & blessed with kids 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: . by goodmorning40: 10:05pm On May 06, 2017 |
Until I see ur advert on AIT and NTA u are not serious |
Re: . by pweetychyka(f): 10:05pm On May 06, 2017 |
ohkay 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: . by Nobody: 10:30pm On May 06, 2017 |
signature2012:lol. Na who enter enter kitchen go know wetin the chef dey cook. |
Re: . by Nobody: 10:33pm On May 06, 2017 |
MrBrownJay1:I'm neither desperate nor a fool, trust me. Even Bible says ask and ye shall get. Na someplace someone dey meet someone, Nairaland ain't different. Tnx all the same. 1 Like |
Re: . by Ishilove: 10:33pm On May 06, 2017 |
HungerBAD:Lmao 1 Like |
Re: . by Ishilove: 10:36pm On May 06, 2017 |
SirJeffry:How fat is you bank account? HungerBad, I'm just asking a sisterly question o |
Re: . by HungerBAD: 10:38pm On May 06, 2017 |
Ishilove: Respect yourself and come back into the ODA room. The guy is okay,he probably has more than 1000 pm's already. Why you wan know him acct?my own wey you know never do?you wan compare and contrast? 2 Likes |
Re: . by Ishilove: 10:41pm On May 06, 2017 |
HungerBAD:Okay wait let me perfume everywhere beforre coming to da oda room I wan know hin account details because I get one niece like that wey dey single and ready ready mingle |
Re: . by Nobody: 10:41pm On May 06, 2017 |
Ishilove:At least fatter than our daddy in Aso villa. |
Re: . by HungerBAD: 10:44pm On May 06, 2017 |
Ishilove: Okay. Rub Arab oil wey dey scent well for everywhere too. Make i dim light and put the cable on slow jam songs. Waiting. 4 Likes |
Re: . by Nobody: 10:53pm On May 06, 2017 |
jjjjj2017:I understand you but believe me there are still nice girls on social media. I met the said lady on the same social media and she's such an angel except that the parents are so church denomination conscious. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: . by Ishilove: 6:08am On May 07, 2017 |
SirJeffry:It must be as fat as Babachir Lawal before we can talk |
Re: . by Ishilove: 6:10am On May 07, 2017 |
HungerBAD:You're a playerrrrrrr... 1 Like |
Re: . by Nobody: 6:18am On May 07, 2017 |
Ishilove:Don't worry, I have plans to change career and make it that fat. I recently bought a WHISTLE. |
Re: . by Ishilove: 6:23am On May 07, 2017 |
SirJeffry:Is the Whistle metal alloy or plastic? Made in China or made in Aba? It must be durable to ensure superb sonic boom |
Re: . by Nobody: 6:31am On May 07, 2017 |
Ishilove:I don't know oo, I stole it from a friend who also stole it from a friend who said his father stole it from another friend. |
Re: . by Ishilove: 6:33am On May 07, 2017 |
SirJeffry:That is just plain nasty. It has been coated with spittle from various lips 1 Like |
Re: . by Nobody: 6:36am On May 07, 2017 |
Ishilove:... And since all the acidic spittle hadn't destroyed its efficiency, then it's original. Case closed. 1 Like |
Re: . by Ishilove: 6:40am On May 07, 2017 |
SirJeffry:That's like kissing other men, so remember, SirJeffry, that each time you put your lips on the Whistle, you are kissing your friend, his father, and his father's friend You doh oh. Kiss them well well 1 Like |
Re: . by HungerBAD: 6:51am On May 07, 2017 |
3 Likes |
Re: . by Nobody: 7:09am On May 07, 2017 |
Ishilove:Chai, I have suffered-ed. 2 Likes |
Re: . by Ishilove: 7:40am On May 07, 2017 |
HungerBAD:Oh HungerBad, you make my heart jigijigijigi, and I'm pretty sure it's not cardio arrythymia |
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