@poster

will you repeat this joke on your next girl?

that joke was too expensive, if na me, me too i for no buy

that joke was too expensive, if na me, me too i for no buy

kpolli:

that joke was too expensive, if na me, me too i for no buy

Glad a guy with some sense spoke at last.

@poster, chai,

of all jokes,this? na wa oh. What if she told you that she was pregnant for your father? Would you still have been with her. Abegi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thespecialone:

First things first, I'm a wild child, very intelligent. I was dating this girl for a while, she said she loved me and all that stuff. We were together for over six months then I decided to try out something. I told her my ex brought a baby girl to my parents house claiming it was mine and I was to go for a paternity test. I eventually did go for a paternity test and it proved 99.9% I was the father.

On hearing that she said she wanted out of the relationship, she did not want to date a single dad etc, I appealed to her but to no avail. She promised that we would still be friends.

I spoke to her two weeks after, she said she was already in a relationship (pretty fast). OK, bobo nor talk.


I called up her yesterday and told her the whole story was a big joke, I had no daugther, it was all a hoax and a figment of my mischievious and creative imagination. She was speechless and embarassed ,

NLer's you see how a simple joke can bring out people's true colors?

i have pulled many similar ones, usually b4 the r/s really starts to find out what the girl really thinks. good one OP

SeanT21:

I like that joke. LOL. She went running out of that relationship.

i know sis

2weeks


poster def u werent the only person in the picture

girls can be such pests @tymes

benz190:

2weeks


poster def u werent the only person in the picture

girls can be such pests @tymes

that was what i was thinking, she dated him while give others some green light, talk abt cheats, they come in small packages too

nothing wrong with a little 'test' now and then. i once faked a serious illness to a chic i was askin out and when she found out she was so mad that she didn't talk to me for days but at least i got to know how much she really did feel for me. truth is that your girl is loose. congrats

That is a sily joke!!!

galatico:

That is a sily joke!!!

u mean a good joke

true love withstands trials and tribulations whether real or imagined. The girl goofed big time. If she really loved the poster why not decide to stick with him and have a stepson along with your own child?

poster u are one wild child but a genius. Na so she for just dey deceive you',
Two weeks she do dey plan marriage? The infidel girl don dey run the package for your back. She dey fine chance to run. She got one albeit thro a joke.

OP what if the cases were reversed and she said all this to you wouldnt you be on a one way ticket out of the relationship? Nobody wants baggage and there is nothing wrong with that.

Richkid247:

true love withstands trials and tribulations whether real or imagined. The girl goofed big time. If she really loved the poster why not decide to stick with him and have a stepson along with your own child?

poster u are one wild child but a genius. Na so she for just dey deceive you',
Two weeks she do dey plan marriage? The infidel girl don dey run the package for your back. She dey fine chance to run. She got one albeit thro a joke.

word!

Ebonyeyes:

OP what if the cases were reversed and she said all this to you wouldnt you be on a one way ticket out of the relationship? Nobody wants baggage and there is nothing wrong with that.

sorry, case can not be easily reversed. there is no way a girl can claim she didnt know she had a child until lata. she can claim she didnt know she was pregnant and if it took place b4 she meet the OP i am sure he will stick with her, he sounds like a reasonable person

you guys seem to be missing the point. it is one thing if she didnt want the so called "extra baggage" and decided to cut it short. however its quite another for her to come to the decision to end the relationship and be in a relationship just two weeks after. sounds almost pre=meditated to me.

Kgdavid:

you guys seem to be missing the point. it is one thing if she didnt want the so called "extra baggage" and decided to cut it short. however its quite another for her to come to the decision to end the relationship and be in a relationship just two weeks after. sounds almost pre=meditated to me.

exactly

A 6 months relationship was not enough for that kind of test but I totally agree with you on the abuse of the '' I LOVE YOU'' word. Even people who just started out in 2 days are already chanting the '' I LOVE YOU'' anthem.

The girl was in the relationship in flesh but in spirit she was never in any relationship with you and that explains the reason why she jetted out at the fastest opportunity and was in love with another man within two weeks.

Move on bro until you find the bone of ur bones and the flesh of your flesh.

@poster, good one, i dig ur style
peeps just say i luv u without really understanding what it means,

its either the chic was double dating or was planning to dump ur ass since,

i see absolutely nuthin bad in the test, wud do same in a heartbeat if i were in his shoes.

the result of the test has just shown him the true nature of the chic in question,,,,n if u look at his post very well.he aint sad abt the outcome of the test.
come 2 think of it, wch reasonable person wud b sad abt the outcome.if na me self, i go go church go do thANKSGIVING,,

tammyswits:

Who wants baby mama drama??,

Abi ooo

Guy! Dats was no joke, na rouhplay! And besides it took u 2damn weeks 2call her up afta dat? What, u tot she had no xtra options dan u abi?well im thinkin u did d whole thing 2buy urself tym wit anoda chik, cos anythin is possible and if im ryt i knw u won't tell us dat part. Well shes' moved on, u should too. U did wrong bro! U toiled with her heart now u'v got urs 2mend. eeyaa

na2day?:

u mean a good joke

Noooooooooooooo It's a bad joke!!! reminds me of when my Exgirlfriend tested me and I failed she refused to accept me back, expensive joke .

what would you have done. may be she is luking for an opportunity to back out. you sure gave gave her one

galatico:

Noooooooooooooo It's a bad joke!!! reminds me of when my Exgirlfriend tested me and I failed she refused to accept me back, expensive joke .

but u didn't get u a new gf in 2wks did u?

How AJOKE showed her true colors? 

Okay, seriously, that joke you played on Ajoke was expensive But I think Ajoke should have known you well enough to tell that you can be that wild, and maybe she could have hanged around a bit. Jumping into another relationship so fast is quite remorseless. It's like she lost nothing at all!

Ajoke, you have shown TheSpecialOne your true colors!   

She's silly. Had similar experience. Let her go. Most ladies we have today want what they can't have. What if she was the one in such condition? I tried dating a single mum but yet na same story. Let her be, such women won't add value to ones life.