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Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by Freeman50(m): 6:32am On May 15, 2017
GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.


PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat?
GIRL: He kissed me.


PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl.


GIRL: Yes!


PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard.


GIRL: But he touched my breast.


PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast.


GIRL: Yes!


PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard.


GIRL: But, he took off my clothes and had sex with me!


PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor took off her clothes and had sex with the girl.


GIRL: Yes


PASTOR: Well, thats also no reason to call him a bastard.


GIRL: Then he told me he has HIV



PASTOR: U are a BASTAAAARD!!!

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Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by FTBOY: 6:36am On May 15, 2017
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Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by femolacqua(m): 6:40am On May 15, 2017
grin, Pastor got what he want
Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by Topestbilly(m): 6:46am On May 15, 2017
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Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by hisgrace090: 7:03am On May 15, 2017
Trap don't catch brave man.
Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by Nobody: 7:18am On May 15, 2017
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Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by Nobody: 7:32am On May 15, 2017
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Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by Luciferian: 7:32am On May 15, 2017
LOL
Re: Read: Short Conversation Between A Girl And A Pastor - Freeman50 by AfroSamurai: 9:08am On May 15, 2017
Pretty nice humour.

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