We grew up with the following beliefs...

* All soft drinks are called minerals.
* All Fathers took first position while at school.
* India beat nigeria 99-1 because the ball was
turned into a Lion.
* If your wealth starts reducing, it’s your village
people who are doing you.
* Rice and stew… every Sunday afternoon.
* Every commodity outside Africa is original.
* Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it via s*x.
* She’s a Calabar girl… so definitely, she must be
good on bed.
* Every seasoning cube is called Maggi.
* You must finish the eba/amala/fufu before you
touch the meat.
* Every toothpaste is called Macleans.
* Every insecticide is called a Fleet.
* Every detergent is called Omo.
* Any rich Hausa man is an ‘Alhaji’, the poor ones
are ‘Aboki’.
* Anyone who smokes is an armed robber.
* If you find some money on the floor, pee on it
before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of
Yam!!!
* Only science students are smart.
* Once you travel overseas (outside the.country),
you must be very rich.
* Every girl who plays and jokes with a boy, has
slept with him.
* You must buy bread when traveling.
* When you lose a tooth, throw it on the roof-top of
the house and run round the house 7 times.
* Every noodle is called Indomie.
* Any girl who’s very pretty is referred to as
“Mermaids’ while the very ugly ones are referred to
as ‘Witches’.
* Any insects that bites you at night are definitely
mosquitoes.
* Any plane passing across the skies are going to
America.


Add yours....the beliefs you grew up with.

You mentioned it all but I think this topic has already been discussed several times.


Why the repetition?

dingbang:
You mentioned it all but I think this topic has already been discussed several times.


Why the repetition?

I guess op is showing solidarity

* If you find some money on the floor, pee on it before picking it up, else you turn into a tuber of Yam!!!

EPositive

* If a bird shit on your head, its a sign you re gonna be rich in life

* If a lizard sees your broken disattached Tooth it wont grow again.

* If someone hits a male with a broom, the manhood will not function again…

Satan is in the ground....

Mistakenly swallow an udara seed it will germinate on your head....


At night if you bend over and put your head inbetween your legs you'd see witches...


All fermented and fabricated lies....

Never had those weird ass toughts


yall not civil

If u remove that stuff in dog's eye (dunno d name) and put in yours.. U will see evil spirits and witches everywhr