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Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by KingEbukasBlog(m): 12:30am On May 31, 2017 |
dalaman: Isn't that the point of the miracle ? This is shocking . Now I'm scared . I think you need sleep sir . We can continue this exciting but pointless argument in the morning |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by Nobody: 12:32am On May 31, 2017 |
Pastafarian, you re wicked. One day, God ALMIGHTY, the creator of the universe, the monster that killed the Egyptian First born, the one that mad a child Dumb & deaf from birth will show himself to you. And you convert your fellow atheists to Christians.... One day. |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by avaa(m): 9:23pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
You don't know anything, all of you mocking Yahweh are going to roast in a celestial oven while Yahweh enjoys the smell of your melting skin. Wait, won't our skin have decayed here on earth, what the hell is gonna be roasted? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by Born2Freak(f): 6:32am On Jul 14, 2017 |
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Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 11:07am On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! Born2Freak: God can do anything that we can Understand, Accept, and Believe. . MATTHEW 13:1-23. THE same day went Jesus out of the house, and sat by the sea side. 2. And great multitudes were gathered together unto him, so that he went into a ship, and sat; and the whole multitude stood on the shore. 3. And he spake many things unto them in Parables, saying, "Behold, a sower went forth to sow; 4. "And when he sowed, some seeds fell by the way side, and the fowls came and devoured them up: 5. "Some fell upon stony places, where they had not much earth: and forthwith they sprung up, because they had no deepness of earth: 6. "And when the Sun was up, they were scorched; and because they had no root, they withered away. 7. "And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprung up, and choked them: 8. "But other fell into good ground, and brought forth fruit, some an hundredfold, some sixtyfold, some thirtyfold. 9. "Who hath ears to hear, let him hear." 10. And the Disciples came, and said unto him, "Why speakest thou unto them in Parables?" 11. He answered and said unto them, "Because it is given unto you to know The Mysteries of The Kingdom of Heaven, but to them it is not given. 12. "For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath. 13. "Therefore speak I to them in Parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand. 14. "And in them is fulfilled the Prophecy of Esaias, which saith, 'BY HEARING YE SHALL HEAR, AND SHALL NOT UNDERSTAND; AND SEEING YE SHALL SEE, AND SHALL NOT PERCEIVE: 15. 'FOR THIS PEOPLE'S HEART IS WAXED GROSS, AND THEIR EARS ARE DULL OF HEARING, AND THEIR EYES THEY HAVE CLOSED; LEST AT ANY TIME THEY SHOULD SEE WITH THEIR EYES AND HEAR WITH THEIR EARS, AND SHOULD UNDERSTAND WITH THEIR HEART, AND SHOULD BE CONVERTED, AND I SHOULD HEAL THEM.' 16. "But Blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear. 17. "For verily I say unto you, 'THAT MANY PROPHETS AND RIGHTEOUS MEN HAVE DESIRED TO SEE THOSE THINGS WHICH YE SEE, AND HAVE NOT SEEN THEM; AND TO HEAR THOSE THINGS WHICH YE HEAR, AND HAVE NOT HEARD THEM.' 18. "Hear ye therefore The Parable of the Sower. 19. 'WHEN ANY ONE HEARETH THE WORD OF THE KINGDOM, AND UNDERSTANDETH IT NOT, THEN COMETH THE WICKED ONE, AND CATCHETH AWAY THAT WHICH WAS SOWN IN HIS HEART. THIS IS HE WHICH RECEIVED SEED BY THE WAY SIDE. 20. 'BUT HE THAT RECEIVED THE SEED INTO STONY PLACES, THE SAME IS HE THAT HEARETH THE WORD, AND ANON WITH JOY RECEIVETH IT; 21. 'YET HATH HE NOT ROOT IN HIMSELF, BUT DURETH FOR A WHILE: FOR WHEN TRIBULATION OR PERSECUTION ARISETH BECAUSE OF THE WORD, BY AND BY HE IS OFFENDED. 22. 'HE ALSO THAT RECEIVED SEED AMONG THE THORNS IS HE THAT HEARETH THE WORD; AND THE CARE OF THIS WORLD, AND THE DECEITFULNESS OF RICHES, CHOKE THE WORD, AND HE BECOMETH UNFRUITFUL. 23. 'BUT HE THAT RECEIVED SEED INTO THE GOOD GROUND IS HE THAT HEARETH THE WORD, AND UNDERSTANDETH IT; WHICH ALSO BEARETH FRUIT, AND BRINGETH FORTH, SOME AN HUNDREDFOLD, SOME SIXTY, SOME THIRTY.' " However, THESE THINGS HAVE THEIR COST. You CANNOT buy this sort of Miracle with MONEY: that has been TRIED! . JOHN 15:1-8. "I AM The True Vine, and my Father is the Husbandman. 2. "Every branch in me that beareth not fruit He taketh away: and every branch that beareth fruit, He purgeth it, that it may bring forth more fruit. 3. "Now ye are clean through the Word Which I have spoken unto you. 4. "Abide in me, and I in you. 'AS THE BRANCH CANNOT BEAR FRUIT OF ITSELF, EXCEPT IT ABIDE IN THE VINE; NO MORE CAN YE, EXCEPT YE ABIDE IN ME.' 5. "I am The Vine, ye are the Branches: 'HE THAT ABIDETH IN ME, AND I IN HIM, THE SAME BRINGETH FORTH MUCH FRUIT:' for without me ye can do nothing. 6. "If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into The Fire, and they are burned. 7. "If ye abide in me, and my Words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you. 8. "Herein is my Father glorified, 'THAT YE BEAR MUCH FRUIT;' so shall ye be my Disciples." NAGUALISM- the Shapeshifting System of Native American Herbalistic Sorcerer-Seers- teaches that HOW OUR BODY LOOKS, as well as its PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES are determined by THE MIND. Ordinary people have a "DEFAULT SETTING" which they do not change their entire lives, because THEY HAVE FORGOTTEN HOW- even when that setting is no longer favourable to them. The Bible only touches briefly on this, because a SINGLE SEED is ENOUGH for a Faithful Servant of God to GROW an ENTIRE FOREST. Whatever NAGUALISM can do, CHRISTIANITY can also do, IF THE NECESSARY TRUTHS are engaged, and we know what to ask for as we ought. 2.Give older men strong €rections. So many men rely on viagra and other aphrodisiacs just to enjoy thier God given right to explore the Congo and plant their seeds. SEX is detrimental to Spirituality. Most people cannot dare overindulge in Recreational Sex. It causes the loss of an ungodly amount of Spiritual Energy, so that Spiritual Powers become disabled. 3. Regrow limbs. Amputees never die grow their limbs back in churches. Christian musician, Ayefele has been on wheelchair for years. As above. 4. Deflect Boko harm bombs. So many churches in the birth have been bombed by the Boko boys. If only pastors learnt ode-eshi ( bullet and bomb blocking juju) jazz from the holy spirit. "DEFLECT" is the only Solution you can think of? I have been trying to teach this for years, but, so-called Christians have been laughing at me, and telling one another not to listen. That they had no Solutions themselves didn't matter to them; they just didn't want mine. . LUKE 10:17-24. 17. And the seventy returned again with joy, saying, "Lord, even the Devils are subject unto us through thy Name." 18. And he said unto them, "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from Heaven. 19. "Behold, I give unto you Power to tread on Serpents and Scorpions, and over all the Power of the Enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you." 20. "Notwithstanding in this rejoice not, that the spirits are subject unto you; but rather rejoice, because your Names are written in Heaven." 21. In that Hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, "I thank Thee, O Father, Lord of Heaven and Earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed Good in Thy Sight. 22. "All things are delivered to me of my Father: and no man knoweth who The Son is, but The Father; and Who The Father is, but The Son, and he to whom The Son will reveal him." 23. And he turned him unto his Disciples, and said privately, "Blessed are the eyes which see the things that ye see: 24. "For I tell you, 'THAT MANY PROPHETS AND KINGS HAVE DESIRED TO SEE THOSE THINGS WHICH YE SEE, AND HAVE NOT SEEN THEM; AND TO HEAR THOSE THINGS WHICH YE HEAR, AND HAVE NOT HEARD THEM.' " 5. Turn atheists into believers. Jesus convinced doubting Thomas that he was not a ghost but a zombie. Jesus preached to many and turned them into sheep followers. Why can't these pastors deal with these nairaland infidels that call themselves atheists? The Lord was not a "ZOMBIE," but a fully-normal living and breathing person, just like all the other people they had seen him raise from the dead. Show respect! ATHEISTS CAN BE FORCED TO BELIEVE WITHOUT DIFFICULTY. In my Generation, this was done on a MASSIVE SCALE. All the CRUSADES did not depend on the oratory skills of the PREACHERS, but on SCORES, HUNDREDS, and THOUSANDS OF "UNKNOWN CHRISTIANS" who were PRAYING to MAKE Unbelievers Believe- whether they WANTED to Believe or not. The results of people having this done to them ARE NEVER GOOD. Their WILLS have been HIJACKED, and they have been ENSLAVED. . EXODUS 21:15-17. 15. "And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. 16. "And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death. 17. "And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death." THIS SIN is sandwiched between STROKING one's PARENTS and CURSING one's PARENTS- which should tell us how GOD views that idea. We CANNOT justify FORCING people to Believe OUR version of The Gospel- BUT IT CAN BE DONE, VERY EASILY. . MATTHEW 17:14-21. 14. And when they were come to the Multitude, there came to him a certain man, kneeling down to him, and saying, 15. "Lord, have Mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the Fire, and oft into the Water. 16. “And I brought him to thy Disciples, and they could not cure him." 17. Then Jesus answered and said, "O Faithless and perverse Generation, how long shall I be with you? How long shall I suffer you? Bring him hither to me.” 18. And Jesus rebuked the Devil; and he departed out of him: and the child was cured from that very Hour. 19. Then came the Disciples to Jesus apart, and said, "Why could not we cast him out?" 20. And Jesus said unto them, "Because of your Unbelief: for verily I say unto you, 'IF YE HAVE FAITH AS A GRAIN OF MUSTARD SEED, YE SHALL SAY UNTO THIS MOUNTAIN, "REMOVE HENCE TO YONDER PLACE;" AND IT SHALL REMOVE; AND NOTHING SHALL BE IMPOSSIBLE UNTO YOU.' 21. "Howbeit this kind goeth not out but by Prayer and Fasting." THE MOST EXTREME EXAMPLE OF THIS I KNOW IS INDONESIA. INDONESIA was a peaceful island nation, consisting of Animists, Buddhists, Christians, Hindus, and Muslims. In 1965, a MASSIVE REVIVAL, consistent with PRAYER-FORCED CONVERSIONS hit, whereby IGNORANT, NON-CHRISTIANS were CONVERTED, and COMMANDED by AUDIBLE VOICE, to go out and Preach The Gospel, and perform Biblical-Class Miracles they had never seen in all their lives. [See: LIKE A MIGHTY WIND, by Mel Tari. THE REVIVAL ON INDONESIA, by Dr. Kurt Koch.] . MATTHEW 7:12-29. 12. "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is The Law and The Prophets." 13. "Enter ye in at the Strait Gate: for Wide is the Gate, and Broad is the Way, that leadeth to Destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: 14. "Because Strait is the Gate, and Narrow is The Way, which leadeth unto Life, and few there be that find it. 15. "Beware of False Prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. 16. "Ye shall know them by their Fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? 17. "Even so every good tree bringeth forth Good Fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth Evil Fruit. 18. "A Good Tree cannot bring forth Evil Fruit, neither can a Corrupt Tree bring forth Good Fuit. 19. "Every Tree that bringeth not forth Good Fruit is hewn down, and cast into The Fire. 20. "Wherefore by their Fruits ye shall know them. 21. "Not every one that saith unto me, 'Lord, Lord,' shall enter into The Kingdom of Heaven; but he that doeth The Will of my Father Which is in Heaven. 22. "Many will say to me in That Day, 'LORD, LORD, HAVE WE NOT PROPHESIED IN THY NAME? AND IN THY NAME HAVE CAST OUT DEVILS? AND IN THY NAME DONE MANY WONDERFUL WORKS?' 23. "And then will I profess unto them, 'I NEVER KNEW YOU: DEPART FROM ME, YE THAT WORK INIQUITY.' 24. "Therefore whosoever heareth these Sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a Wise Man, which built his House upon a Rock: 25. "And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that House; and it Fell not: for it was founded upon a Rock. 26. "And every one that heareth these Sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a Foolish Man, which built his house upon the Sand: 27. "And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that House; and it Fell: and Great was The Fall of it." 28. And it came to pass, when Jesus had ended these Sayings, the People were astonished at his Doctrine: 29. For he Taught them as One having Authority, and not as the scribes. THESE PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING, AND SO COULD NOT WITHSTAND THE DEVIL'S ONSLAUGHTS. There were QUALITY DECISIONS they never made. Therefore the Revival could not be sustained. TODAY- or, at least, the last I heard- INDONESIA lies in the grip of RADICAL ISLAM. All other Religions have been ELIMINATED. . MATTHEW 12:41-45. 41. "The men of Nineveh shall rise in Judgment with this Generation, and shall condemn it: because they repented at the preaching of Jonas; and, behold, a greater than Jonas is here. 42. "The queen of the South shall rise up in the judgment with this generation, and shall condemn it: for she came from the uttermost parts of the Earth to hear the Wisdom of Solomon; and, behold, a greater than Solomon is here. 43. "When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest, and findeth none. 44. "Then he saith, 'I WILL RETURN INTO MY HOUSE FROM WHENCE I CAME OUT;' and when he is come, he findeth it empty, swept, and garnished. 45. "Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this Wicked Generation." |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 11:34am On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! dalaman: . EXODUS 20:1-7. AND God spake all these Words, Saying, 2. "I am The LORD thy God, Which have brought thee out of The Land of Egypt, out of The House of Bondage. 3. "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me. 4. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in Heaven above, or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the Water under the Earth. 5. "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the Fathers upon the Children unto the Third and Fourth Generation of them that hate Me; 6. "And shewing Mercy unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Commandments. 7. "Thou shalt not take The Name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh His Name in vain." CONGENITAL MUTATIONAL DISORDERS are caused by Multiple Generations 0f Families never attaining Holiness, nor Righteousness, nor even MEETING a Holy Man, ONCE, their whole lives. |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 11:36am On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! Born2Freak: ISLAM is a FALSE Religion that tried to HIJACK The God of Abraham, Issac, and Yacob. . EXODUS 20:1-7. AND God spake all these Words, Saying, 2. "I am The LORD thy God, Which have brought thee out of The Land of Egypt, out of The House of Bondage. 3. "Thou shalt have no other gods before Me. 4. "Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in Heaven above, or that is in the Earth beneath, or that is in the Water under the Earth. 5. "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the Fathers upon the Children unto the Third and Fourth Generation of them that hate Me; 6. "And shewing Mercy unto thousands of them that love Me, and keep My Commandments. 7. "Thou shalt not take The Name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh His Name in vain." AS SUCH, MUSLIMS ARE INCAPABLE OF HEALING THEMSELVES. |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 11:45am On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! hahn: LORD YAHSHUA SAID THAT THOSE WHO BELIEVED ON HIM WOULD DO THE WORKS HE DID. They have the Power. They do the Works. . LUKE 10:17-24. 17. And the seventy returned again with joy, saying, "Lord, even the Devils are subject unto us through thy Name." 18. And he said unto them, "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from Heaven. 19. "Behold, I give unto you Power to tread on Serpents and Scorpions, and over all the Power of the Enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you." 20. "Notwithstanding in this rejoice not, that the spirits are subject unto you; but rather rejoice, because your Names are written in Heaven." 21. In that Hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, "I thank Thee, O Father, Lord of Heaven and Earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed Good in Thy Sight. 22. "All things are delivered to me of my Father: and no man knoweth who The Son is, but The Father; and Who The Father is, but The Son, and he to whom The Son will reveal him." 23. And he turned him unto his Disciples, and said privately, "Blessed are the eyes which see the things that ye see: 24. "For I tell you, 'THAT MANY PROPHETS AND KINGS HAVE DESIRED TO SEE THOSE THINGS WHICH YE SEE, AND HAVE NOT SEEN THEM; AND TO HEAR THOSE THINGS WHICH YE HEAR, AND HAVE NOT HEARD THEM.' " . JOHN 14:12. 12. "Verily, verily, I say unto you, 'HE THAT BELIEVETH ON ME, THE WORKS THAT I DO SHALL HE DO ALSO; AND GREATER WORKS THAN THESE SHALL HE DO; BECAUSE I GO UNTO MY FATHER.' That said, god cannot perform the miracle of putting out a candle light in a room Are you MENTAL? . GENESIS 18:17-33. 17. And The LORD Said, "Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which I do; 18. "Seeing that Abraham shall surely become a great and mighty nation, and all the nations of the Earth shall be Blessed in him? 19. "For I know him, that he will command his children and his household after him, and they shall keep The Way of The LORD, to do Justice and Judgment; that The LORD may bring upon Abraham that which He hath spoken of him." 20. And The LORD Said, "Because the Cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their Sin is very grievous; 21. "I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the Cry of it, which is come unto Me; and if not, I will know." 22. And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward Sodom: but Abraham stood yet before The LORD. 23. And Abraham drew near, and said, "Wilt thou also destroy the Righteous with the Wicked? 24. "Peradventure there be fifty Righteous within the city: wilt Thou also destroy and not spare the place for the fifty Righteous that are therein? 25. "That be far from Thee to do after this manner, to slay the Righteous with the Wicked: and that the Righteous should be as the Wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the Earth do right?" 26. And The LORD said, "If I find in Sodom fifty Righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes." 27. And Abraham answered and said, "Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto The Lord, which am but dust and ashes: 28. "Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty Righteous: wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five?" And He said, "If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it." 29. And he spake unto Him yet again, and said, "Peradventure there shall be forty found there." And He said, "I will not do it for forty's sake." 30.And he said unto him, "Oh let not The Lord be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there." And He said, "I will not do it, if I find thirty there." 31. And he said, "Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto The Lord: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there." And He said, "I will not destroy it for twenty's sake." 32. And he said, "Oh let not The Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there." And He said, "I will not destroy it for ten's sake." 33.And The LORD went His Way, as soon as He had left communing with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place. GOD DOESN'T EXTINGUISH CANDLES! GOD extinguishes the people who LIGHT candles, who BUY candles, who MAKE, candles, AND THEIR WHOLE CITIES, if He makes it His Business to do so! GOD DOES NOT LOOK AT THE WICKED, because, if He did, HE COULD HAVE TO JUDGE THEM, or else be PARTY to their Wickedness. . 2nd CHRONICLES 16:9. 9. "For The Eyes of The LORD run to and fro throughout the whole Earth, to shew Himself strong in the behalf of them whose heart is perfect toward Him. Herein thou hast done foolishly: therefore from henceforth thou shalt have wars." |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 11:55am On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! Born2Freak: . LUKE 10:17-24. 17. And the seventy returned again with joy, saying, "Lord, even the Devils are subject unto us through thy Name." 18. And he said unto them, "I beheld Satan as lightning fall from Heaven. 19. "Behold, I give unto you Power to tread on Serpents and Scorpions, and over all the Power of the Enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you." 20. "Notwithstanding in this rejoice not, that the spirits are subject unto you; but rather rejoice, because your Names are written in Heaven." 21. In that Hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, "I thank Thee, O Father, Lord of Heaven and Earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed Good in Thy Sight. 22. "All things are delivered to me of my Father: and no man knoweth who The Son is, but The Father; and Who The Father is, but The Son, and he to whom The Son will reveal him." 23. And he turned him unto his Disciples, and said privately, "Blessed are the eyes which see the things that ye see: 24. "For I tell you, 'THAT MANY PROPHETS AND KINGS HAVE DESIRED TO SEE THOSE THINGS WHICH YE SEE, AND HAVE NOT SEEN THEM; AND TO HEAR THOSE THINGS WHICH YE HEAR, AND HAVE NOT HEARD THEM.' " Burn Victims IGNORED The Gospel, which is why they could be burned. In 1953, a man named KEN CANTRELL, abroad THE LAKE CHAMPLAIN aircraft carrier chanced upon a book on Fasting by FRANKLIN HALL/ He reluctantly read the booklet, and learned how to go on a 21-day Fast. During the Fast, there was an accident on board, and the Catapult Room went up in flames. All the crew in the room were burned to death, except for him. He could see the flames, but could not FEEL them. Not even his clothes burned. He walked around in the inferno for thirty minutes, not knowing what to do. A Voice told him not to be afraid, but just open the door. The door was red-hot, and the tool required to open it, called a Dog-Wrench, was also red-hot. He picked it up in his bare hands, and opened the door, and walked out, the sole survivor. He later went back to the chamber to look at something, and another crewman followed him. That crewman's shoes began to burn, and he had to turn back, while Ken Cantrell was still protected. He said that even THE POPE recognized the Miracle. However, today, the Navy DENIES that such an incident ever took place, or that Ken Cantrell was on board at the time. |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 11:58am On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! dalaman: That is possible. However, TUBERCULOSIS JOSHUA allegedly Healed Under-17 Team Captain of some UK club- Dundee or Manchester United, or something... |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 12:49pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! dalaman: YES, THEY CAN. The Ability to Speak is SPIRITUAL. You spent your formative years learning to speak your Native Tongue- maybe three years to learn another, "foreign" language. THE HOLY GHOST can take all the Knowledge and Muscle Memory, and transfer them into another person INSTANTLY. So that they can Speak, Read, and Write that Language as if they have been doing so their whole life. It is a Standard Operating Tool. It is a dumbed-down level of ability, compared to what The Holy Ghost can really do. People should not be excited over something so elementary, when there are much more important Holy Ghost functionalities they have not explored yet. My last Pastor, FRANKLIN HALL said that he went on Missionary Journeys, and was supernaturally-enabled to speak over 200 languages he had not learned. Also, he wore the same jacket every time, without washing nor airing it, and it neither wore out, nor got dirty. [See: THE RETURN OF IMMORTALITY, by Franklin Hall.] |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by Challspace(m): 1:05pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Y'all should please ignore this <b>SHALOM</b> guy. Don't feed ammunition. He'll just keep coming back. |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 1:07pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! Pastafarian: These people remain hungry, because they do not come to YAHSHUA, but to some False Pastor. They are even HOSTILE against THE TRUE GOSPEL. During the INDONESIAN REVIVAL of 1965, there was at least one case of multiplication of food and drink. The person who performed this Miracle had no prior experience, but was Commanded to sit the excessive number of guests at her table, and feed them all, with a pot of TAPIOCA Roots (Cassava) and a pot of Tea, maybe four people could manage. She had no idea what would happen, but just obeyed "blindly." She was instructed by the Heavenly Voice to break a root in her two hands, and set down one half, while holding the other half. She obeyed, and the half root she still held in her hand became whole again. She was told to break it again, and set just the one half down. She obeyed, and the root she retained became whole again. In tears, she repeated the process, until everyone had enough to eat. The tea might have been enough for two or three people; she was commanded to pour out half, and then right the pot. When she did that, the pot filled again with fresh tea. Repeating the process, everyone had enough. This is an application of the "Healing Anointing." [See: LIKE A MIGHTY WIND, by Mel Tari.] In America, there was a crusade meeting organized by multiple Brethren, and they desperately needed a target amount in their offering. They sat at a table, and counted the dollars, and there wasn't enough. They then counted the small change. Clearly, there was not enough. A brother said lightly that he would check the change, to see that the other brother had not made a mistake. He did so, and found that the other brother had miscounted by (if memory serves,) a DOLLAR short. Another brother said that he had better check, and he found that there was a dollar more than the second brother had found, and two dollars more than the first brother had found. Every time someone counted the pile of coins, the amount increased by a dollar. It became obvious to them, what was expected of them. They continued to count the coins, until the total matched the amount they needed. [See: THE GIFT OF MIRACLES, by Gordon Lindsay.] |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 1:11pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! realmindz: With such arrogant words, you forfeit your Soul. Every person must come to God through the same Gate. . MATTHEW 18:1-9. AT the same time came the Disciples unto Jesus, saying, "Who is the greatest in the Kingdom of Heaven?" 2. And Jesus called a little child unto him, and set him in the midst of them, 3. And said, "Verily I say unto you, 'EXCEPT YE BE CONVERTED, AND BECOME AS LITTLE CHILDREN, YE SHALL NOT ENTER INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN.' 4. "Whosoever therefore shall humble himself as this little child, the same is greatest in The Kingdom of Heaven. 5. "And whoso shall receive one such little child in my Name receiveth me. 6. "But whoso shall offend one of these little ones which believe in me, it were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and that he were drowned in the Depth of the Sea. 7. "Woe unto the World because of offences! for it must needs be that offences come; but woe to that man by whom the offence cometh! 8. "Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into Everlasting Fire. 9. "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into Life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into Hell Fire." THE GREATEST IN THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN have the Right to make demands of God, and expect them to be met. Those who are the least must HUMBLE THEMSELVES, if they want to get anything positive from God. |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 1:15pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! adepeter26: If the person was really blind from birth, and you were not merely told this, it is reasonable to be suspicious, but not conclusive. The point is, that we are supposed to believe in God from His Word, and not from Miracles we think we have seen. It has been my experience that people who believe because they saw Miracles have no interest in REAL Righteousness, and are generally useless... can't even pee, so to speak, without their Prophet holding their... |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 1:23pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! KingEbukasBlog: That is plausible, but I believe it contrived. The Bible implies that when Deaf and Dumb people are Healed, they Speak and Hear normally. Presbyterian Missionary, S.G. ELTON cited a case where a DEAF MUSLIM boy was Healed in a Crusade he participated in, or led. He said that the boy immediately plugged his ears and screamed, because he could not stand the noise- he had heard nothing his whole life. The father brought him to him the next day, and told him: "Take him, and train him for your JESUS CHRIST! That boy is the child of an ANGEL!" S.G. ELTON said that what HE did not understand about the Healing of the Deaf, is: HOW CAN THEY BE HEALED, WHEN THEY CANNOT HEAR THE GOSPEL? (I actually know the answer to that, from my own Research- which no one seems interested in knowing.) |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by oaroloye(m): 1:25pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
SHALOM! CatfishBilly: You are WRONG, because you do not know anything about THE SECOND ATTENTION. You have only known FIRST ATTENTION your whole life. [See: THE FIRE FROM WITHIN, by Carlos Castaneda.] |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by ScienceWatch: 4:53pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Bronchitis Oaroloye's last pastor was the Fraudster Carlos Castaneda of FICTIONAL NAGUALISM. He has made many false claims about His superior DRUG INDUCED POWERS to impress and trap OTHERS and then BAG them. You say Franklin Hall never washed his jacket. WHY don't you learn from him and never wash your under-wear, that way it will last forever. Mmmm ! What a MIRACLE. oaroloye: |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by ScienceWatch: 5:26pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
This congenital defects can be dealt with by Bronchitis Oaroloye, So he claims. He will teach the unwary patient some FICTIONAL HOAXES and insist that they go off and heal themselves. He will also bomb them with tons of SCRIPTURE that he really can't understand. He recently said that JESUS Christ never said anywhere in the Bible that, "SATAN can not deliver demons because Satan would never work against himself." What are this idiot's hidden motives ? oaroloye: |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by ScienceWatch: 5:37pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
ISLAM is not a false religion you SHITBAG. It is only because your religion is founded on DRUG INDUCED hallucinations of Satanic NAGUALISM and FICTIONAL CELESTINE PROPHECY and to top it all, your favourite religion CRIMINAL SCIENTOLOGY. oaroloye: |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by ScienceWatch: 7:25pm On Jul 14, 2017 |
Bronchitis Oaroloye foolishly says here that persons that believe because of miracles are useless. This retard is CONTRADICTING himself. He has mad e claims that he has committed the Bible to his severed memory and he has achieved FICTIONAL SECOND ATTENTION Even a quick read of the Holy GOSPELS show that the MIGHTY JESUS Christ said that, "The miracles are done so that they will be amazed and therefore GLORIFY GOD." Bronchitis Oaroloye believes that the best people are those that can teach well about cooking, WITHOUT being able to cook. His favourite preacher is a guy that teach about CELIBACY, while he is a SEX-MANIAC and screws every follower in His NAGUAL CULT. In conclusion, I won't doubt for one minute that Bronchitis Oaroloye's doctor TALKS well about healing, but can't heal. oaroloye: |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by hardasan(f): 4:52am On Jul 15, 2017 |
Born2Freak: Number 1 and 2 will not help you spiritually, instead it will even derail you, so the Holy Spirit will never give you that. But if your life depends on it, then why not? Number 3, 4 and 5 happen almost everywhere, but you only get to see what you are looking for. Meanwhile, it is the Spirit of God in these men of God that do the miracles and not the men themselves. |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by Born2Freak(f): 5:29am On May 01, 2018 |
Great thread |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by Born2Freak(f): 5:12pm On Jun 09, 2019 |
Born2Freak: |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by OtemAtum: 5:45pm On Jun 09, 2019 |
Hmm |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by MessiRonaldo007: 6:06pm On Jun 09, 2019 |
OtemAtum: what? |
Re: Miracles That Nigerian Pastors Can't Do by Born2Freak(f): 12:13pm On Dec 08, 2019 |
Lol |
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