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| Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Nobody: 2:57pm On May 29, 2017 |
I got to believe the saying that konji na bastard wey no dey look face 3 days ago.......  Woke up around 7:46 or so to find chelsea as hard as a rock pointing north (i sleep naked,,,all thanks to chelsea though).......perharps it was the bottle of orijin i drank on friday night taking its toll i dont know (yes i dont drink [much] and a bottle of orijin can make me as agile and sexually active as alomo and other active sex drugs and medicine can make one) being that am single (been single since 4 months now), hate masturbating and never visit olosho corners i tried reasoning with chelsea but the stupid rod refused to deflate.........i try pour cold water, lie face down with chelsea placed at an angle of 75 deree compressed between my legs, think of spiritual and non-sex related things, and inflict small pain on chelsea all to no avail...and at this point the pain just dey unbearable  i swear i was totally confused and in a state of atigropudiasm cos konji never hold me reach like this before as i always make sure chelsea is well protected against such occurrences if not for God and the gospel songs i was playing out loud on speaker i would have probably done the one thing i hate most (masturbation) or cut off chelsea that day..........i have never witnessed such konji that comes with great pain before and lasted for close to 2 hours........konji true true na bastard am pretty sure konji go don hold u once before oya share ur experience and how u came out victorious  2 Likes
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| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by TheLadiesGuy: 3:05pm On May 29, 2017 |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by SirMichael1: 3:11pm On May 29, 2017 |
 That's why being a virgin pays  |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Nobody: 3:11pm On May 29, 2017 |
TheLadiesGuy: bros konji does not.... i repeat doesn not care if u're a virgin or not 2 Likes |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by TheLadiesGuy: 3:13pm On May 29, 2017 |
AggressiveFucker: Masturbation will do naaah 1 Like |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by TheLadiesGuy: 3:14pm On May 29, 2017 |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Nobody: 3:20pm On May 29, 2017 |
SirMichael1: no worry i await the day konji shall srike you hard u go know weda u be virgin that time |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by SirMichael1: 4:19pm On May 29, 2017 |
AggressiveFucker: Story story. Konji no dey catch virgins but you no go know because you no be virgin again Bet why did you eat the forbidden food while it's still forbidden na? |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Ifakiland(m): 4:21pm On May 29, 2017 |
What tha fork is konji?? |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Nobody: 4:29pm On May 29, 2017 |
Op...
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| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 29, 2017 |
Lmao konji na bastard |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Nobody: 9:49pm On May 29, 2017 |
SirMichael1: na eve-like ladies cos am with their temptations na  |
| Re: Konji Really Is An Uncircumcised BASTARD by Nobody: 9:56pm On May 29, 2017 |
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