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Traits Of An "Afonja Demon".... by Ifakiland(m): 10:08am On May 31, 2017 |
They call us "afonjas" but they really can't get end of us....we are born charmers....how to identify an afonja demon? Below; 1) We are always handsome, so handsome dey get surprised wen we say we are afonjas. 2) We are very comfortable, we wear nice clothes, drive nice cars and live in very comfortable apartments....we don't joke with our appreacnces....we wuld rather AV N100 in our accounts dan look poor. 3) We know how to get gals wet without even touching dem, we talk to ur soul and ur soul turn ur bodies on for us to AV access. 4) We are always street smart, don't fink u fooled us....it's a trap. 5) We know how to make gals have fun, we are specialist at turning good gals bad, we tell u how to lie to ur parents so u can come stay over for the weekend. 6) We spend money according to how much pvssy u give us....sorry we don't fall in love, it's all a bizness deal....pvssy for money spent. 7) We will intro u to our whole village and family....don't feel special we do dat to all girls....dats y our mothers always ask us "awon iyawo e nko" (how are ur wives). We don't forgive cheating....it injures our ego. 9) If ure lucky enuf to be our main chick, u will never catch us cheating, even after marrying you. 10) Our kids are gonna be good looking....u hate us but u can't do without us....ur only praying is for us not to toast u cos if we do, u will accept and Ull be in trouble. |
Re: Traits Of An "Afonja Demon".... by TrapHedges(m): 10:11am On May 31, 2017 |
Lol reminds me of tis thread o# twitter... Like 4 igbo angels retweet for ¥oruba demons lol it was decided i less than 5 minutes come and see retweets lol... ¥oruba demons are over ll¥ped i still steal Der bae |
Re: Traits Of An "Afonja Demon".... by ayindejimmy(m): 10:13am On May 31, 2017 |
Op, This in violation of rule No. 2 |
Re: Traits Of An "Afonja Demon".... by olaleks007(m): 10:13am On May 31, 2017 |
Respect |
Re: Traits Of An "Afonja Demon".... by Nobody: 10:15am On May 31, 2017 |
Re: Traits Of An "Afonja Demon".... by NevetsIbot(m): 10:17am On May 31, 2017 |
Na we be that.... Only that Ion spend unneccesary money |
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