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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 10:53pm On May 31, 2017

humeeh:
Lmao
I'll rather clear from the surface of the earth...
he was brutally finished verbally

I guess he enjoys the brutality

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by iweecureyou: 11:10pm On May 31, 2017

IamAirforce1:
You would recall 48hrs ago, a photo of my honourable self trended that people whom I studied together back in secondary school hollared me via email and I felt like I was ontop of the world.

Blessing in disguise If my ask me.

Now, just this evening, a very rich man (an alhaji) a London big boy and a hotelier hollared my humble self, invited me over and was the following conversation ensued.

Hotelier : Excuse me are you the popular aiforce on nairaland?

Me: (smiles) yes sir.

Hotelier : you always chill in my hotelier but I didn't know you the famous airforce till I saw you last photo.

Me: it happens sometimes sir.

Hotelier: when you come to my hotel tomorrow evening, drink 3bottles of Heineken don't pay.
(gate man call the manager for me bolaji) manager give him 3bottle of Heineken tomorrow even when he comes.

Hotelier : Air Force when is your birthday?

Me: August 28 but I might move it to November because I will be traveling August

Hotelier: OK airforce, but let me know when you want to celebrate it.
I will give you my Hall for free, bake a very big cake for you and free music for you and your friends for free.

We scoffed together.

I thanked him for this great favour.

This is Love.

Truly their are lot of big men on nairaland and I feel loved.

My God bless this man forever for me.

NA thundars dat wee striike d man fur enscourasing newsance angry

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 11:27pm On May 31, 2017

To be honest bros...........

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 11:31pm On May 31, 2017

Jacksparr0w1207:

i feel u

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 11:36pm On May 31, 2017

Cladez:
60 million sperm cells and this guy won??

....

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by agrovick(m): 11:49pm On May 31, 2017

The shame in all these is the fact that the neighborhood was ecstatic when news of your birth was announced. If only they had known you were going to turn out this way...

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by shinarlaura(f): 12:05am On Jun 01, 2017

Why is everybody giving up? grin

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 12:12am On Jun 01, 2017

how old are you?

dumbFvxk

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 12:21am On Jun 01, 2017

i cant stop laughing...all the comments are juz crazy

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 12:36am On Jun 01, 2017

shinarlaura:
Why is everybody giving up?

havent given up yet on op grin

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by MrBrownJay1(m): 1:48am On Jun 01, 2017

IamAirforce1:
You would recall 48hrs ago, a photo of my honourable self trended that people whom I studied together back in secondary school hollared me via email and I felt like I was ontop of the world.

Blessing in disguise If my ask me.

Now, just this evening, a very rich man (an alhaji) a London big boy and a hotelier hollared my humble self, invited me over and was the following conversation ensued.

Hotelier : Excuse me are you the popular aiforce on nairaland?

Me: (smiles) yes sir.

Hotelier : you always chill in my ~~hotelier~~ HOTEL but I didn't know you're the famous airforce till I saw youR last photo.

Me: it happens sometimes sir.

Hotelier: when you come to my hotel tomorrow evening, drink 3bottles of Heineken ~~don't pay~~ ON ME.
(gate man call the manager for me bolaji) manager give him 3bottle of Heineken tomorrow ~~even when he comes.~~

Hotelier : Air Force when is your birthday?

Me: August 28 but I might move it to November because I will be traveling August

Hotelier: OK airforce, but let me know when you want to celebrate it.
I will ~~give~~ LEND you my Hall for free, ~~bake~~ BUY a very big cake for you and ~~free~~ music for you and your friends for free.

We scoffed together.

I thanked him for this great favour.

This is Love.

Truly their are lot of big men on nairaland and I feel loved.

My God bless this man forever for me.

FIXED... That's how a UK big boy would actually talk

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 2:25am On Jun 01, 2017

lefulefu:

i feel u

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Lewaluv(f): 3:12am On Jun 01, 2017

Good for you.

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 3:23am On Jun 01, 2017

Nice one!

Respect to you..

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by MidasTouche01(m): 5:15am On Jun 01, 2017

I just came to see tosyne2much comment...

troll that troll trolls grin

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Danhumprey: 6:05am On Jun 01, 2017

Damn!

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by shinarlaura(f): 6:17am On Jun 01, 2017

lefulefu:

havent given up yet on op

Lol. .... Thank God u re still with him. Please don't give up yet grin

Good morning

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 6:22am On Jun 01, 2017

humeeh:
Lmao
I'll rather clear from the surface of the earth...
he was brutally finished verbally

u don't look Nigerian...

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by NTAChannel5: 6:29am On Jun 01, 2017

smardray:
Why ave ur mum and dad made this mistake??...... Y?...how can they have forgotton birth control??...why would the condom have chosen to burst?... Why ave u fertilized the egg first?...someone have to right this wrong... U jst have to be assassinated

Why not blame God instead, Mr Perfect? Would I also be right to blame your parents for not terminating the pregnancy that birthed you? Just look at your typos, the ones I remembered to highlight; I wasn't this dumb when I was in primary 3.
And for wishing your fellow human an untimely death you might die first - law of Karma.

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by NTAChannel5: 6:50am On Jun 01, 2017

People like Airforce1 exist for a reason - to create a balance between two variables just like light and darkness. We all can't have the same attitude or the world would stop spinning and the air would seize. His supposedly "annoying threads" complement your so-called "good threads". The only difference is, his threads do not in any way violate Nairaland rules while most of yours do. His threads are mostly self-glorifying, to massage his own ego and fortunately (or unfortunately to you) some find a place at the front page.

You've known this guy for years; he's been consistent in doing what he likes doing, so I don't think your insults and hate comments can stop him now. You just have to deal with it, laugh over his posts or ignore. Dude is now a popular figure like Lalasticlala in case you don't know.

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by WenysAD(f): 6:59am On Jun 01, 2017

tosyne2much:
So, that he offered you 3 bottles of beer is a blessing in disguise?

If I tell you how many Nairalanders have blessed me, you will close down this thread

Come and bless me too. It's not just to be blessed by people, its more to be a blessing to people grin

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 7:12am On Jun 01, 2017

shinarlaura:

Lol. .... Thank God u re still with him. Please don't give up yet

Good morning

i wont

and a beautiful mornin to u wink

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Gmasterp(m): 7:12am On Jun 01, 2017

Cladez:
60 million sperm cells and this guy won??

You heartless sha!!

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by ogorwyne(f): 7:18am On Jun 01, 2017

even agrovick join .

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Perfecttouch(m): 7:27am On Jun 01, 2017

MEGGATRON:
iamAirforce1 the man no help furnish your life make you shine, he wan help you dismantle the remaining.

Baba God i pray the helper that will give me $5million make he no give me 5bottles of gulder instead.

Anyway......

shai bad mouth people full nairaland fa

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 7:49am On Jun 01, 2017

PaulKillerman:
u don't look Nigerian...

I am

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 8:39am On Jun 01, 2017

Ayam not a bad person oh

But I just had to dash every insult one like each grin

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by tosyne2much(m): 8:42am On Jun 01, 2017

WenysAD:

Come and bless me too. It's not just to be blessed by people, its more to be a blessing to people

Oyah what do you need? cheesy

Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by Nobody: 8:45am On Jun 01, 2017

PaulKillerman:
u don't look Nigerian...

Lame

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Re: After My Photo Trended 48hrs Ago, This Happened. by tosyne2much(m): 8:49am On Jun 01, 2017

MidasTouche01:
I just came to see tosyne2'much comment...

troll that troll trolls

Baba, no mind Airforce1 jawe.. Him just like make people dey bash am cheesy

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