1) credit alert to the account

2) using cotton bud to itch your ear (endless bliss)

3) eating your favourite meal

4) Bringing a child into the world ( not teen pregnancy oo )

5) unboxing your new phone

6) ripping off the tag from that new clothe

7) playing that new ps 4 game

perceiving that new car smell

9) your wicked boss has been fired

10) taking a huge dump after holding it for hours (can't poo in a place that is not home )

11) taking our bra off after a long ass day at work

12) fast internet (this should be at the top )

13) zero bugs in your code

14) when you wear a piece of clothing and you're the only on that have it in your school

15) when your ex buys an iphone 7 plus but you find out it's china with triple sim and removable back with loud nokia ringtone

16) when you successfully hide extra meet under your rice and your mom gives you extra

17) when NEPA don't take light for 24 hours (but be suspicious because the next day go fit be blackout for 2 weeks )


18) Cancellation of an exam when you haven't read shii

19) Opening your own business and its going well

20) when that person way out of your league decides to be the one to ask you out

21) 10 million dollars accidentally entered into your account and the owner dies and the destination of the money is untraceable (issa new life)

I want no 21

oya come and be collecting

sammyke:
I want no 21