The phobia of "being banned", what do they call it?

Cos as it is, the only thing that shuts any nairalander up is "getting banned". Though we could get ban by bots for spamming or by some mods for being too offensive in our opinion.

However, some individuals have been refreshing the pages of this great forum for a long time and have never or might never get banned.

So who are they?

1. The Comment Readers (Ghost Mode)

If you browser Nairaland like I do, you must have seen the views some thread get and yet few comment or post.

This is the doing of those comment readers! In fact these guys can spend hours reading people's comment page by page without saying shi-shi.

Because they practice the ghost mode system, there is necessarily no possibility of them getting ban.

2. The Mods

You know we should start respecting these guys; they're like in-charge. Since they're here to help and 'serve' us, they cannot get banned.
But for the MYNDless ones, only God will judge.

3. The Name Checkers

These guys have successfully created an NGO here (please clap for them). They are always on any thread that has to do with Criminal activity; just to Check Names.

Their Association is always their cover when they make some funny and silly comment. The mods have no choice than to let them be.

4. The Snake Lovers

Leading this gang is Oga Seun and Lala, their matter always end up on Fp. If you’re a snake lover, then hide under the blood of every snake killed in Nigeria and you'll live a ban less life on Nairaland.

5. The Atheist

Since I was born and now that I'm getting old I have never seen an Atheist banned. (P.S. I lost my first Nairaland account)

6. The Vaseline crew

This is another NGO. Lead by the likes of Menstrualblood, decency12, yarimo, NwaAmaikpe, their residential address is Romance section. You can always spot them.

If you hide under their name, your sexual opinions would not get you banned.

I'll drop my pen here.

====== You are free to add yours ======

Written by TechPanda.

vanida6:
Lolx

whitebeard:
Pls op did u say NCAN

TechPanda:


You do know them!

TheMortician:
Those with big boobs and skinny frame which falls into the wild fantasy of a man with depraved mynd.

midehi2:
Ban or no ban, mine is that if you insult me, i insult you back, i hate when guys call some ladies 'olosho, any ladies's opinion that doesn't agree with theirs, next reply is "Olosho ooooo" damn mhennn!

lefulefu:

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TheMortician:
Those with big boobs and skinny frame which falls into the wild fantasy of a man with depraved mynd.

TechPanda:


Fine girl, which category do you belong to?

TheMortician:
Those with big boobs and skinny frame which falls into the wild fantasy of a man with depraved mynd.

midehi2:
Ban or no ban, mine is that if you insult me, i insult you back, i hate when guys call some ladies 'olosho, any ladies's opinion that doesn't agree with theirs, next reply is "Olosho ooooo" damn mhennn!

Olosho oo

I really do feel like starting trouble today

SorftWerk:
your do...I'm really touched

TheMortician:
Those with big boobs and skinny frame which falls into the wild fantasy of a man with depraved mynd.

midehi2:
Ban or no ban, mine is that if you insult me, i insult you back, i hate when guys call some ladies 'olosho, any ladies's opinion that doesn't agree with theirs, next reply is "Olosho ooooo" damn mhennn!

midehi2:

meaning

meaning?