In these Bachelorette-obsessed times, it’s easy to assume that everyone who isn’t already in a happily committed relationship is either desperate to find love, or they’re players. One blogger decided to choose a different path, celibacy, and she makes it sound like a pretty good (if difficult) option.

“This summer will mark five years since I have had sex,” Jasmine Turner wrote on her blog, Dreams of Jasmine. “It has easily been the most peaceful five years I’ve experienced to date. It hasn’t always been easy but I’m in it for the long haul and in the meantime, things have changed.”

After getting out of a three-year relationship, Turner said she is now “SUPER single,” particularly since she decided not to have sex with men she casually dates. “Let me tell you something; when you take sex off the table, your phone be REAL DRY.”

Read more http://alabingo.com/2017/06/happens-dont-sex-5-years/

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TRAINING ON DATA ANALYSIS USING SPSS
SPSS has move from just the statistical package for social sciences only, to becoming a software that is been utilized in different fields of research.
Learning how to use SPSS for data analysis is sure to make the tasks at work or for your research work seamless, especially when you are in control of using it to apply the statistical skills you have acquired.
DATE: Saturday, 1st July 2017
TIME: 9am – 5pm (8hours)
VENUE: 2 Osho Street, Beside Emzor Building, Opebi Allen, Ikeja Lagos.
TRAINING REQUIREMENTS: Come with your PC/Charger (If you don’t have we would provide one at a small cost), SPSS Software (Would be provided for free – you can install with the activation key).
TRAINING FEES: N12,000 (Tea Break and light Lunch included) and N8,000 for undergraduate Students with ID Cards.
BOOK A SPACE: To book a space, kindly text to 08028428458 , FULL NAMES, PHONE NUMBER, EMAIL ADDRESS. Training room only takes 20 persons (On first come first serve basis)
PAYMENT METHODS:
1. You pay (N12,000/N8,000), at the Venue on training day, before training starts
2. You pay (N10,000/N7,000), before training date with the below account details:
BANK: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB)
ACCOUNT NAME: Asksus-ng Business Support Services
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0227260699 (Current Account)
SORT CODE: 058-152081
CONTACT DETAILS: DIEMIJENYO EJIRO, 07039146851 EJIRODIEMIJENYO@GMAIL.COM
TRAINING OUTLINE FOR SPSS TRAINING
A. MODIFYING AND WORKING WITH DATA AND DATA FILE
1. Recoding variables
2. Recoding by ranking cases
3. Reversing values with syntax
4. Recoding with Automatic Recode
5. Automatic data preparation
6. Selecting cases and Splitting files
7. Working with multiple responses
B. DESCRIPTIVE STATISTICS FOR ONE VARIABLE
1. Working with multiple responses
2. Examining frequencies for scale variables
3. Examining descriptives for scale variables
4. Exploring descriptive statistics
C. INFERENTIAL STATISTICS FOR ONE VARIABLE
1. Single proportion - Hypothesis test and confidence interval
2. Single mean - Hypothesis test and confidence interval
3. Single categorical variable - One-sample chi-squared test
D. CHARTS AND ASSOCIATIONS
1. Clustered bar charts for frequencies
2. Simple bar charts of group means
3. Clustered bar charts for means
4. Boxplots for groups and side-by-side
5. Scatterplots
6. Choropleth for one and two variables
E. STATISTICS FOR ASSOCIATIONS
1. Correlation
2. Modifying pivot table results
3. Bivariate and Multiple regression
4. Two categorical variables – Crosstabulations
5. Comparing paired means - Paired t
6. Comparing two means - Independent t
7. Comparing two or more means - One-Way ANOVA
8. Comparing two means - Means procedure
9. Comparing means with two categorical variables – ANOVA
10. Automatic Linear Modeling
F. INTERPRETING AND SHARING RESULTS
1. Formatting tables for presentation and publication
2. Exporting charts and tables
3. Web reports
G. SPSS APPLICATION (DATA MINING AND PREDICTIVE ANALYSIS)
1. Data Mining: Understanding communications about products and services
2. Data Mining: Analyse unstructured information, transactional and basic survey
3. Credit Scoring
4. Customer Retention
5. Predict outcomes using historical data and gain an understanding of the bigger pictures

only if she was Nigerian. for them séx is 100 times more vital than oxygen!

Tucoolz:

TRAINING ON DATA ANALYSIS USING SPSS
SPSS has move from just the statistical package for social sciences only, to becoming a software that is been utilized in different fields of research.
Learning how to use SPSS for data analysis is sure to make the tasks at work or for your research work seamless, especially when you are in control of using it to apply the statistical skills you have acquired.
DATE: Saturday, 1st July 2017
TIME: 9am – 5pm (8hours)
VENUE: 2 Osho Street, Beside Emzor Building, Opebi Allen, Ikeja Lagos.
TRAINING REQUIREMENTS: Come with your PC/Charger (If you don’t have we would provide one at a small cost), SPSS Software (Would be provided for free – you can install with the activation key).
TRAINING FEES: N12,000 (Tea Break and light Lunch included) and N8,000 for undergraduate Students with ID Cards.
BOOK A SPACE: To book a space, kindly text to 08028428458 , FULL NAMES, PHONE NUMBER, EMAIL ADDRESS. Training room only takes 20 persons (On first come first serve basis)
PAYMENT METHODS:
1. You pay (N12,000/N8,000), at the Venue on training day, before training starts
2. You pay (N10,000/N7,000), before training date with the below account details:
BANK: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB)
ACCOUNT NAME: Asksus-ng Business Support Services
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0227260699 (Current Account)
SORT CODE: 058-152081
CONTACT DETAILS: DIEMIJENYO EJIRO, 07039146851 EJIRODIEMIJENYO@GMAIL.COM
TRAINING OUTLINE FOR SPSS TRAINING
A. MODIFYING AND WORKING WITH DATA AND DATA FILE
1. Recoding variables
2. Recoding by ranking cases
3. Reversing values with syntax
4. Recoding with Automatic Recode
5. Automatic data preparation
6. Selecting cases and Splitting files
7. Working with multiple responses
B. DESCRIPTIVE STATISTICS FOR ONE VARIABLE
1. Working with multiple responses
2. Examining frequencies for scale variables
3. Examining descriptives for scale variables
4. Exploring descriptive statistics
C. INFERENTIAL STATISTICS FOR ONE VARIABLE
1. Single proportion - Hypothesis test and confidence interval
2. Single mean - Hypothesis test and confidence interval
3. Single categorical variable - One-sample chi-squared test
D. CHARTS AND ASSOCIATIONS
1. Clustered bar charts for frequencies
2. Simple bar charts of group means
3. Clustered bar charts for means
4. Boxplots for groups and side-by-side
5. Scatterplots
6. Choropleth for one and two variables
E. STATISTICS FOR ASSOCIATIONS
1. Correlation
2. Modifying pivot table results
3. Bivariate and Multiple regression
4. Two categorical variables – Crosstabulations
5. Comparing paired means - Paired t
6. Comparing two means - Independent t
7. Comparing two or more means - One-Way ANOVA
8. Comparing two means - Means procedure
9. Comparing means with two categorical variables – ANOVA
10. Automatic Linear Modeling
F. INTERPRETING AND SHARING RESULTS
1. Formatting tables for presentation and publication
2. Exporting charts and tables
3. Web reports
G. SPSS APPLICATION (DATA MINING AND PREDICTIVE ANALYSIS)
1. Data Mining: Understanding communications about products and services
2. Data Mining: Analyse unstructured information, transactional and basic survey
3. Credit Scoring
4. Customer Retention
5. Predict outcomes using historical data and gain an understanding of the bigger pictures

Will we be presented a certificate of some sort that we can attach to future documents as proof of our ability before we are given a chance to actually show what we can do?

Tucoolz:

TRAINING ON DATA ANALYSIS USING SPSS
SPSS has move from just the statistical package for social sciences only, to becoming a software that is been utilized in different fields of research.
Learning how to use SPSS for data analysis is sure to make the tasks at work or for your research work seamless, especially when you are in control of using it to apply the statistical skills you have acquired.
DATE: Saturday, 1st July 2017
TIME: 9am – 5pm (8hours)
VENUE: 2 Osho Street, Beside Emzor Building, Opebi Allen, Ikeja Lagos.
TRAINING REQUIREMENTS: Come with your PC/Charger (If you don’t have we would provide one at a small cost), SPSS Software (Would be provided for free – you can install with the activation key).
TRAINING FEES: N12,000 (Tea Break and light Lunch included) and N8,000 for undergraduate Students with ID Cards.
BOOK A SPACE: To book a space, kindly text to 08028428458 , FULL NAMES, PHONE NUMBER, EMAIL ADDRESS. Training room only takes 20 persons (On first come first serve basis)
PAYMENT METHODS:
1. You pay (N12,000/N8,000), at the Venue on training day, before training starts
2. You pay (N10,000/N7,000), before training date with the below account details:
BANK: Guaranty Trust Bank (GTB)
ACCOUNT NAME: Asksus-ng Business Support Services
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 0227260699 (Current Account)
SORT CODE: 058-152081
CONTACT DETAILS: DIEMIJENYO EJIRO, 07039146851 EJIRODIEMIJENYO@GMAIL.COM
TRAINING OUTLINE FOR SPSS TRAINING
A. MODIFYING AND WORKING WITH DATA AND DATA FILE
1. Recoding variables
2. Recoding by ranking cases
3. Reversing values with syntax
4. Recoding with Automatic Recode
5. Automatic data preparation
6. Selecting cases and Splitting files
7. Working with multiple responses
B. DESCRIPTIVE STATISTICS FOR ONE VARIABLE
1. Working with multiple responses
2. Examining frequencies for scale variables
3. Examining descriptives for scale variables
4. Exploring descriptive statistics
C. INFERENTIAL STATISTICS FOR ONE VARIABLE
1. Single proportion - Hypothesis test and confidence interval
2. Single mean - Hypothesis test and confidence interval
3. Single categorical variable - One-sample chi-squared test
D. CHARTS AND ASSOCIATIONS
1. Clustered bar charts for frequencies
2. Simple bar charts of group means
3. Clustered bar charts for means
4. Boxplots for groups and side-by-side
5. Scatterplots
6. Choropleth for one and two variables
E. STATISTICS FOR ASSOCIATIONS
1. Correlation
2. Modifying pivot table results
3. Bivariate and Multiple regression
4. Two categorical variables – Crosstabulations
5. Comparing paired means - Paired t
6. Comparing two means - Independent t
7. Comparing two or more means - One-Way ANOVA
8. Comparing two means - Means procedure
9. Comparing means with two categorical variables – ANOVA
10. Automatic Linear Modeling
F. INTERPRETING AND SHARING RESULTS
1. Formatting tables for presentation and publication
2. Exporting charts and tables
3. Web reports
G. SPSS APPLICATION (DATA MINING AND PREDICTIVE ANALYSIS)
1. Data Mining: Understanding communications about products and services
2. Data Mining: Analyse unstructured information, transactional and basic survey
3. Credit Scoring
4. Customer Retention
5. Predict outcomes using historical data and gain an understanding of the bigger pictures

Do you mean all this topics will be treated within 8hrs... Nna na wa for una ooo.. Una wan burst my blain......

Abeg who understand what he is saying?