Every girl has, at one point, had the unpleasant experience of a guy staring at her boobs. It is kinda annoying and makes us think ‘They’re JUST breasts!’, right? Here are 11 sarcastic things to say to men who stare at your boobs!

1. ‘No, they don’t talk.’

What do you think? They’ll start speaking if you stare hard enough?



2. ‘Do you have X-Ray vision? Do you use it to fight crime or just to be annoying?’

Use your superpowers for better things than this, please!

3. ‘Hi! (Pointing towards your mouth) Only this part of my body does the talking!’

I sometimes have to deal with the back ache and men like you all because I have breasts!



4. ‘I’m sorry but I think you’re drooling!’

And you need to stop.



5. ‘Do I have something on my shirt? Oh yes, your eyes jackass!’

Only if you could have something on your face like my palm when I smack you!



6. ‘Are you checking out my boobs or just making sure I’m breathing?’

He might just be a good guy worried about your health. *Eyeroll*

7. ‘I’m so sorry I can’t stop my breasts from staring into your eyes!’

Do you really think your eyes are not the problem and my breasts are?!



8. ‘Was it on your agenda, to make me feel uncomfortable today?’

Stop it, buddy, just stop it!



9. ‘Is this a new way of flirting with girls? Why was I not informed?’

Why else would you be staring at my breasts shamelessly?



10. ‘Do you want boobs too? It’s so easy! Just get breast implants!’

I’ll even help you pay for them if that stops you from staring at mine.

11. Say nothing and stare right back!

Actions always speak louder than words.



So the next time someone looks at your twins, you can give them these comebacks. But how cool will it be if you never have to use any of these?

As guys, what do you think? Are you prepared to react? How to respond? Comment below and share interesting ideas with us!

a lot of guys/perverts have this appalling habit , they would even continue to stare even when they know you're looking at them, and they remain unapologetic.
The other day one hokum guy like that was staring and I acted impassive, he kept staring until i became very uncomfortable and the bobblehead didn't even know when I walked up him and asked him "a breast scavenger or a ritualist, which are you?'' the guy started smiling as if I was smiling with him, I was scared after that oo but atleast I've passed my message across.
These kind of guys are the reason women think all men are scumbags cuz the ratio of good men to bad ones is almost 30:70

hibiscus76:
a lot of guys/perverts have this appalling habit , they would even continue to stare even when they know you're looking at them, and they remain unapologetic.
The other day one hokum guy like that was staring and I acted impassive, he kept staring until i became very uncomfortable and the bobblehead didn't even know when I walked up him and asked him "a breast scavenger or a ritualist, which are you?'' the guy started smiling as if I was smiling with him, I was scared after that oo but atleast I've passed my message across.
These kind of guys are the reason women think all men are scumbags cuz the ratio of good men to bad ones is almost 30:70

eh eh na wa ooo,u get mind to even waka go meat am

hibiscus76:
a lot of guys/perverts have this appalling habit , they would even continue to stare even when they know you're looking at them, and they remain unapologetic.
The other day one hokum guy like that was staring and I acted impassive, he kept staring until i became very uncomfortable and the bobblehead didn't even know when I walked up him and asked him "a breast scavenger or a ritualist, which are you?'' the guy started smiling as if I was smiling with him, I was scared after that oo but atleast I've passed my message across.
These kind of guys are the reason women think all men are scumbags cuz the ratio of good men to bad ones is almost 30:70

You delibrately let your bóobs Pop out of your shirt/blouse/top and expect us not to stare? That is confusing
How are you comfortable showing the world your cleavage and yet uncomfortable when the world stares back?

Is it a crime to stare at what is inviting and exposed? If it's well covered, the pervert will be left with nothing to stare at.

lf u don't want men to stare at ur boob's then wear clothes that won't reveal them.
if u no open I no go look o!

Jaynom:

You delibrately let your bóobs Pop out of your shirt/blouse/top and expect us not to stare? That is confusing
How are you comfortable showing the world your cleavage and yet uncomfortable when the world stares back?

showing who what cleavage?? I dont even expose my boobs cuz I'm way bigger than that and it's against my principles..these people can even see through a duvet cloth as long as they assume there's boobs behind

hibiscus76:
showing who what cleavage?? I dont even expose my boobs cuz I'm way bigger than that and it's against my principles..these people can even see through a duvet cloth as long as they assume there's boobs behind

Lmao. You just made my morning.
Your point is valid then. You cover up yet they fantasize = PERVERTS.
My point is > don't show us your bóobs and expect us to look away

hibiscus76:
a lot of guys/perverts have this appalling habit , they would even continue to stare even when they know you're looking at them, and they remain unapologetic.
The other day one hokum guy like that was staring and I acted impassive, he kept staring until i became very uncomfortable and the bobblehead didn't even know when I walked up him and asked him "a breast scavenger or a ritualist, which are you?'' the guy started smiling as if I was smiling with him, I was scared after that oo but atleast I've passed my message across.
These kind of guys are the reason women think all men are scumbags cuz the ratio of good men to bad ones is almost 30:70

ehhhhh..... But you like it.

hibiscus76:
a lot of guys/perverts have this appalling habit , they would even continue to stare even when they know you're looking at them, and they remain unapologetic.
The other day one hokum guy like that was staring and I acted impassive, he kept staring until i became very uncomfortable and the bobblehead didn't even know when I walked up him and asked him "a breast scavenger or a ritualist, which are you?'' the guy started smiling as if I was smiling with him, I was scared after that oo but atleast I've passed my message across.
These kind of guys are the reason women think all men are scumbags cuz the ratio of good men to bad ones is almost 30:70

dont blame guys we are move by wat we see dat a fact if u open ur breast most guys will look it

OrestesDante:

ehhhhh..... But you like it.

pervert spotted

hibiscus76:
showing who what cleavage?? I dont even expose my boobs cuz I'm way bigger than that and it's against my principles..these people can even see through a duvet cloth as long as they assume there's boobs behind

ur dp u wear a body hug dat show shape and size of ur breast u are fair and beautiful why did u think we wont look it just shw dat we men are not robot but human being

well i hardly get stares on my boobs from guys though. Except maybe for my waist.

jakandeola:
ur dp u wear a body hug dat show shape and size of ur breast u are fair and beautiful why did u think we wont look it just shw dat we men are not robot but human being

Bros no wahala.. continue looking until one frustrated girl would spill a cup of hot tea on your face

hibiscus76:
Bros no wahala.. continue looking until one frustrated girl would spill a cup of hot tea on your face

as long as I dont touch dose if affect u wat I look let d girl try it and get a dirty slap

My favorite....

'Take a picture. It lasts longer'

Can be used in multiple situations

jakandeola:
as long as I dont touch dose if affect u wat I look let d girl try it and get a dirty slap

looking isn't the problem, staring foolishly is

hibiscus76:
looking isn't the problem, staring foolishly is

we men like breast a lot is part of us cloth or not a guy must look at a lady breast but more if she show it. we like sweet tins see forget breast or body part hav u not see a guy dat luk at a girl pretty face? I saw a girl one time I didnt notice breast sef I was just looking at her pretty face I looked for a long time d mind of a guy is complicated just knw dat dont tink we hav a dirty mind

I will tell him point blank,keep staring at my boobs please don't stop

jakandeola:
we men like breast a lot is part of us cloth or not a guy must look at a lady breast but more if she show it. we like sweet tins see forget breast or body part hav u not see a guy dat luk at a girl pretty face? I saw a girl one time I didnt notice breast sef I was just looking at her pretty face I looked for a long time d mind of a guy is complicated just knw dat dont tink we hav a dirty mind

peace Bro, peace

hibiscus76:
peace Bro, peace

I like u u are matured but pls stop insulting guys dear pls follow me back

Egbon Lalasticlala, this one better pass snake oo...


especially those stubborn guys behind mynd44 house.

jakandeola is surely among them..

wait! na hibiscus76 send me say make I talk am

hibiscus76:
showing who what cleavage?? I dont even expose my boobs cuz I'm way bigger than that and it's against my principles..these people can even see through a duvet cloth as long as they assume there's boobs behind

Na lie joor

Garrirevenge:
well i hardly get stares on my boobs from guys though. Except maybe for my waist.

I guess you have small bööbs, that's why. If it were this Big, I would stare very hard at your bööbs. Lol

onyekachee:
I will tell him point blank,keep staring at my boobs please don't stop

I like your style mehn. We should be friends.

sonsomegrigbo:
Egbon Lalasticlala, this one better pass snake oo...


especially those stubborn guys behind mynd44 house.

jakandeola is surely among them..

wait! na hibiscus76 send me say make I talk am

shuo!!!!! what I do?

divinehand2003:

Na lie joor

is it your boobs?

hibiscus76:
is it your boobs?

Lol.

I'm just teasing you now.

some muslim niggas go dey fast dey look boobs

Shey da one na fasting abi suffering

Garrirevenge:
well i hardly get stares on my boobs from guys though. Except maybe for my waist.

agbalumo boobs sighted

Picsure of your waist or??

sonsomegrigbo:
Egbon Lalasticlala, this one better pass snake oo...


especially those stubborn guys behind mynd44 house.

jakandeola is surely among them..

wait! na hibiscus76 send me say make I talk am

I dont get wat did u mean