In real life, when a woman has a crush on me, I will surely know, judging from their reactions around me.

This girl has a big shop selling expensive drinks. We use the same restaurant almost every night. While I eat my food in the restaurant, she buys hers and takes it away. But the eyes contact has always been there.

To know if she is worth befriending, I started investigating her. So one would see her seing off different hefty men. She would go to hair stylist shop with more than one guy at different times. I asked some people, who are close to her shop, about her and without mincing words, they said she has taken 'oloshoism' to a new dimension.

To confirm my suspicion that she has a crush on me, this happened: she was talking by the roadside with a friend when she saw me riding a bike pass her. I'm sure that countless bikes passed her by that time and she didn't flag them down. Sensing involuntary action on her part, she made a concerted effort to flag me down. She asked me to give her a free ride to a place and I agreed. Since that day, I would watch out for her while passing through her shop, and on many occasions she traces my movement with her eyes until I get out of view - I knew this because I would look back and catch her still looking.

Now I'm nowhere near as experienced or rich as those niqqas pursuing her up and down. Do we still clasify this as a crush on someone?

She has made her move.


It is now time for you to make yours.

@op get to know her might b worth ur time

Op are you sure this not just all happening in your head

So because she's doing whatever, she has no right to human emotions?

The Op himself is even crushing on her the more, truss me we've all been there, You're always hoping to accidentally run into her.


If you like her, talk to her and stop disturbing the world. There's enough problems already

vargasvictory:
So because she's doing whatever, she has no right to human emotions?

The Op himself is even crushing on her the more, truss me we've all been there, You're always hoping to accidentally run into her.


If you like her, talk to her and stop disturbing the world. There's enough problems already

That olosho part is something nah

Jst give her yr egg to add to her oil so u can fry.

She jst need good local fuvkin

greyboy5000:
Op are you sure this not just all happening in your head

Yea sometimes things like this happen in our head.

padiga047:
Yea sometimes things like this happen in our head.

yes cause the op might just be feeling the girls is dieing for him
Only to realize that everything happening is just coincidence

greyboy5000:
yes cause the op might just be feeling the girls is dieing for him
Only to realize that everything happening is just coincide

And that's why I dey find advice so that person no go fall hand.

u mean an average fvck boy?

U said she is an hoelosho...rich or not rich, olosho go dry ur pocket so na ur bike she dey crush on

smardray:
U said she is an hoelosho...rich or not rich, olosho go dry ur pocket so na ur bike she dey crush on

Lol. I don retreat o

Snow84:


Lol. I don retreat o

Guy u no have mind?

Do whatever your mind tells you.

sekxy:
u mean an average fvck boy?

Wait let me ask Ifa.

Ifa mo wa sodo re, aaya mi re o. Tinko ni s'awo lafun,
Eba ni s'awo gaari
Agogo meji osan lomo primary school jade
Ewa kotopo, inu buredi ni'igbe
Mo wa fi orin awo b'enu wipe:

Kini amala so m'ese?
Eja panla l'amala so m'ese, panla...

Maybe she wants to make you her Personal Bike-man as all Olosho's usually have personal okada riders