menwongo:
Do you still remember those awkward days in schools during Exams?

1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that question 4 has a problem, but you have already answered it..... *aahhhh*

2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper, but you are finished and did not see anywhere where it was required... *Hmmmm*

3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we will rectify it later, but it was the question you enjoyed most when answering... *Achaaaaa*

4. When you see people busy using rulers and you are wondering what is going on... *Oooh*

5. When you hear your friends arguing after the exam whether the answer to question 5 was 35.5% or 36% and your answer was -45000 .. *wuwiiiiii*

Deseo:
I was a back-seater.
A teacher asked me to walk up to the front of the class, solve a math problem and go back to my seat, I did all that...but I was stained

Imagine the disgrace of walking to the front, facing the board to solve the math, finish it and walk back to my seat, I almost died

*girls will understand*

*running away*

olatunji21:
Lolz... So their was this girl i was crushing on.. The whole class got to know about her through some parrot frds of mine.. I never entered her class because of shyness but i know literarily everything she does because i had spys' in her class... On a faithful monday, a frd dared me or vice versa and she threatened to call this girl for me... I wan form big boy na, i dared her back.. Anyways, she called the girl and she came to my class, straight up to where i was sitting dat someone said i wanted to see her when school closes... I nearly died... After closing na, i stayed up(in class) for more than 30mins, so she can go her way... Baba, when i come outside, this girl was still waiting for me... God, it took several courage and taunts from my frds b4 i could make that step.. As soon as i got to her, she was like, Why do u want to see me... I became deaf and dumb again... i was just looking for a way out...

Dat day no funny at all...

Deseo:
I was a back-seater.
A teacher asked me to walk up to the front of the class, solve a math problem and go back to my seat, I did all that...but I was stained

Imagine the disgrace of walking to the front, facing the board to solve the math, finish it and walk back to my seat, I almost died

*girls will understand* you were a dirty girl.

*running away*

Prettyenit18:
I think she liked you. Why else would she wait for 30mins.

Deseo:
I was a back-seater.
A teacher asked me to walk up to the front of the class, solve a math problem and go back to my seat, I did all that...but I was stained

Imagine the disgrace of walking to the front, facing the board to solve the math, finish it and walk back to my seat, I almost died

*girls will understand*

*running away*

bonifieldstun:
lol chaiii, was your crush there??

Deseo:


I had no crush in secondary school.

Deseo:


Do not opine in a topic you know nothing about, I was new to it.

Taku555:
nobody taught you at such level?

Tahrah:
Were you banned?

olatunji21:

It stil took one year before we get going pretty well... We enjoyed an absolutely sensational friendship for two years bt she wasn't interested in a r/ship as at then... She's now with an amazing guy and we stil get to tok occasionally...

Bestman111:
Back then in ss3 when we were about sitting for WAEC and NECO exams, we were doing anyhow then, even sef we have handed over power to d ss2 students, we come to school anytime we like and go at will, even d staff room doesn't care
One day, I and my then gf and 2 other girls were left in d classroom because all other students hv gone, its almost dismissal time for all d students in d school so they were doing d final afternoon Assembly. We just locked our lockers they set to go home. Walking majestically across d assembly ground, not knowing that d principal was still around. As we approached d school gate, I heard d principal call my name in annoyance ( I was popular then because I was d sp.) So, as I turned to answer, my gf and the two others took to their heels leaving me behind, the principal oderd that I should kneel down there and do frog jump bk to d assembly ground. Chai!!!! I heard my gf calling me to run and come outside that I should not mind him o. Out of fear and respect, I started d punishment and went bk to d assembly ground and kneel down b4 d whole assembly. I feel like let d earth open let me enter. I was there until d assembly was over and almost all d students gone, d principal kept me there until he was through with wat he was doing in his office, that was wen he released me.
He asked 4 d identity of my colleagues and I gave him, he promised me that their own punishment will be worst.
That was d day I knew how hot d sun is while walking alone. The principal just entered his car and drove off. Wen I reach home, my gf who normally carries my books and all stuff was waiting 4 me, she lambasted me 4 obeying d idiotic principal. She was right because after 15yrs, the principal is yet to punish them too. Later, I feel like giving myself a very hot slap to reset my brain.

BUSHHUNTER:
I used Tipex(Corrective Fluid)on my report card making me have 7 As 3 Bs out of like 12 subject..all my family people were so happy to see the result


On the day of resumption, My old uncle stormed the school demanding why I was not given scholarship as the best student or anything tangible as gift...na thre wahala start


The principal was like give who scholarship? Bushhunter? I dey class dey gist not knowing my old uncle don dey principal office dey talk trash...na so dem summon me before council of elders in the school...na thre I confess...any small tin for my school then dem don ring bell...
My case pass beating sef for like 1month na me b the topic for assembly ground and I must be on the ground...

mehn! This one pass humiliation pass embarrassment

gypsey:
one day after school i went into a supermarket took packets battery and put in my bag (as in shop lifting ) while i was in the shop still pretending to be browsing this girl that I ve always had a big crush on came in i began chatting he up and she agrees to talk me outside the shop. I forgot that I had the stolen battey from the same shop.

So on the way out the shop alarm went off and the security came over in the end i was caught with a stolen batteries in my bag in the present of this girl that I had a crush on even though she was on my side by saying to the security "look! you can search him he is a not a thief he is my boyfriend" and I was like jeeeez! Oh! No!

Anyway when she realised that actually i have stolen the batteries she was so embarrassed, and i wished the ground opened and swallow me at that moment. that was how embarrassing it was for that day.

she never spoke to me ever again. she said embarrassed her, made her look like an accomplice to my shop lifting.

Martin0:
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah jesus christ mehn if I was u,God I won't even allow the security to come first I will nicely tell her to wait for me while I just collect a forgotten iterm

gypsey:
well.. i wasn't a proper thief like you i was still learning