well here is mine
# I dialed a wrong number and called her
that was how it started!
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#No lies a beg

After i withdraw money from the ATM , she was like ' please bros are you on whatssap?' ..

Reading

4 church
we be dey eye each other

op i dey come

Victornezzar:
4 church we be dey eye each other

church own the sweet o

Alphamale2017:
op i dey come

Where you dd go?

Brooke60:
Saw my pic on a friend's dp.....the rest is

continue

mespusinglez:
church own the sweet o

I dey tell u but u must keep it in secret

mespusinglez:
Where you dd go?

i want to first calculate my answer . let me plot the graph well

Victornezzar:
I dey tell u but u must keep it in secret

why na you dd fear or owe anybody ne?

Alphamale2017:
i want to first calculate my answer . let me plot the graph well

ok make sure the slope doesn't exceed the required value

It's 'meet' not 'met'

mespusinglez:
ok make sure the slope doesn't exceed the required value

ok

mespusinglez:
why na
you dd fear or owe anybody ne?

I be Saint 4 church

mespusinglez:
ok make sure the slope doesn't exceed the required value

ok

On Nairaland, after sliding into his DM.

me and my girlfriend were born in the same hospital but i came out 24seconds before her . then i turned and whispered to her, surely this is a match made in heaven . the next day , she stored some of her mom's milk in her mouth and transfered it to me while we kissed

at that point , i knew she was a selfless and generous person . the next day i got to know she was a Liverpool fan too the connection was just there . obviously we clicked .

mrpeter010:
After i withdraw money from the ATM , she was like ' please bros are you on whatssap?' ..

why you too dd lie like this?

Alphamale2017:
me and my girlfriend were born in the same hospital but i came out 24seconds before her . then i turned and whispered to her, surely this is a match made in heaven . the next day , she stored some of her mom's milk in her mouth and transfered it to me while we kissed

at that point , i knew she was a selfless and generous person . the next day i got to know she was a Liverpool fan too the connection was just there . obviously we clicked .

wow!
your story is very interesting

pocohantas:
On Nairaland, after sliding into his DM.

like seriously?
I never knew it works

mespusinglez:
wow! your story is very interesting

yeah thanks . it was divine arrangement

Destined2win:
It's 'meet' not 'met'

Roger that

Destined2win:
It's 'meet' not 'met'

Roger that

Alphamale2017:
yeah thanks . it was divine arrangement

but I don't believe it

mespusinglez:
but I don't believe it

u know na. the truth is hard to believe

mespusinglez:
like seriously?
I never knew it works

You never knew NL works?
I used to see his post and liked his views, slid into his DM. At first he was forming, didn't want to show his feelings. Dude has been stalking me, wondering why I am so troublesome online .

You want his NL name?

Alphamale2017:
u know na. the truth is hard to believe

at early infant age she stores her mum's milk and gave it to you.
Haba bro e too much na

pocohantas:

You never knew NL works?
I used to see his post and liked his views, slid into his DM. At first he was forming, didn't want to show his feelings. Dude has been stalking me, wondering why I am so troublesome online .

You want his NL name?

yeah

I only came to read comments

lovethchioma:
I only came to read c'onenB-)onenotets

that not very good of you

mespusinglez:
at early infant age she stores her mum's milk and gave it to you.
Haba bro e too much na

with God all things are possible