When you think youve seen enough...

1. Davido said 30 billion for
the account. You will hear
Girls shouting only that
part. My dear you didn't hear when he said i
go Chuk
you Chukuchuku oo?
# issoryt_continue.


2. Someone just asked me if
i could go back to JSS1' if
offered 20 million dollars.
Hmmmm.... I think i will
go back sha, but not really
because of the money.
There are some topics
i didn't understand very
well, like # Shorthand &
# Intro_Tech.


3. Do you ever just stare at
an incoming call as your
phone rings, waiting for it
to Hang up so you can
continue using your
phone If yes.
# You_are_evil_with_passion.


4. Some people say
Lightning is God taking
Screenshots of the Earth
for Judgment day, So if
you are Masturbating
and you hear "Praaaaaa"
abeg just forget it?
It's over..... No Heaven for you.
# Lemme_come_and_ be_going.


5. Witchcraft is when you
ask your Neighbor's Son
for # Salt and only for him
to say his Mother has
Counted it.


6. Shout out to all the Girls
who don't sweep their
Parents house, But will be
forming # Environmental_Sanitation when
they visit
their Boyfriend's house.
I would have said
something now but
Lemme just keep quite first.


7. Louis Vuitton Umbrella
for 93k. Abeg does it Cover
Shame?.


8. Things don too dey too
bad now ooo, Even the
Ororo inside Condom sef
don reduce.
# Lemme_kukuma_dey_go.


9. Some Men are focused on
Opening their own Company, Others are
focusing on
hacking a $10 billion
transaction while you
are just there guessing
your Girlfriend password
to read her Whatsapp &
Facebook Messages...
Brother is it Fever?? # Come_Lemme_Touc
h_Your_Head.


10. If you want to know if a
Girl has strength, try
removing her trouser
when she knows she is
wearing a Dirty pant.
# Awon_Slayqueen.


11. Na so i asked one
Slaymama what a Candle
is. She said
.
. .
Scroll down a little bit
please
.
.
. .
.
.
.
A candle is a Fruit.
# Na_so_i_faint.


12. Fine Girl like you, just
because of Small itching
you start Scratching your
# Anuslike Recharge Card in Public.. Ahhh #
Aunty_Oni_Lapal apa.


13. People who Rape Girls/
Women are so Useless.
Imagine spending 25
years in jail just for one
Round.
# prayer_for_the_ Fools.


14. To those # Slim_Girls who
go for jogging at Dawn,
Abeg what do you want to
lose again... Is it your Life?.


15. To all those Girls who
visit their Bf's and put their phones in
Airplane Mode..
Weldone Miss Pilot, Your
plane will crash one day.


16. I thought i have seen it
all until i saw Her eating
# EBA with Hand Gloves.
Chai.... Nobody, I repeat
Nobody should hold me
# Just_leave_me_Lemme_faint.


17. You are Slim, No ass, No
boobs, Yet you keep
visiting the Gym daily.
Sister are you Contesting
with # Selfie_Stick or you are going for MISS
SELFIE
STICK 2017.
# issoryt_lemme_be_going.


18. How can you tell me
Chris Brown asked you out
on 2go??
# Naija_girls_can _lie.


19. Somebody will hug you
and your phone will be
missing....
Is that not an Example of
Nigeria's got talent.
# Naija_i_respect una​hustle.


20. Uncle because your Crush
now Lives in your area,
You will now be wearing
Suit to fetch water..
# Bros_behave.


21. Kogi people, please it's
not "Ear force. But Air force!!
# Stop_giving_me_headache.



22. Some boys don't go to the gym but look
physically
fit becos of running from one girl to another..
# bros-na- joke- oh


23.. How do you make a Girl
run mad in two days.
First buy iphone 8 for her.
Secondly, send area boys
to steal it.
##copied



# You_can_thank_me_later

Lmao you wan kill me laff

I'm guilty of no3

Well done o! That No. 20 sha. Lmao

that number 7 & 20 really cracked me