I got this piece from a colleague of mine and decided to share.. Please note that its not my write up.


Whatsapp Guys

I don't know if it's a new trend or something. But most of these guys that insist on getting a lady's phone number are the ones that never call. Instead once they get the number, they run to WhatsApp to add you and the next thing you get is a WhatsApp chat that says;
"Hi baby, good to have you here". Like what the hell?

Well, I have a trick for that. I have a number that isn't registered on WhatsApp. So if they insist like their lives depend on the number, I just give it to them, knowing fully well how it works. Most times, I usually get a call after two days from them;
" Hello, it's John, the guy you gave your number few days ago. It seems you are not on WhatsApp on this number. Please can I have your WhatsApp number "?.
Can you imagine? Give you my WhatsApp number so you'll kill my battery with endless chats.
Some of these chats can be so annoying and IQ reducing. You will see chats like:
" Sup", "Howdy"?, " Wadup"? "What are you up to"? " fine geh, talk to me nah"... The list is just annoyingly endless.
Some even add you and immediately start doing the WhatsApp call. And then you get a message; " why are not picking my calls or are you busy"?. If I don't take your WhatsApp calls, why not call the normal way if the call is that important.
It gets more annoying when they start sending you copied messages that require you to send to all your contacts and blah blah blah...

This is actually becoming a nuisance. Most of us get don't like having unhealthy conversations. We don't enjoy reading the same thing over and over again. Get innovative and creative if you have to chat or just Stop it!
Thank you.



After reading this writeup, it really cracked me up... Guys and ladies what do you think? No hate comments please

I no go kuku blame the writer, na the guys wey dey ask for numbers upandan I go blame. Most guys have lost their self worth and self respect to the chase of pussy.

this is buharis regime, chat is cheaper than call... girls, pls cooperate with us and economise things its not easy to have 10 girlfriends na

Uhhhmn I do kal some
But chatting is better

Drop me a voice note. If I know you, I ring back.


If not, you can piss off

VargasVee:
Drop me a voice note. If I know you, I ring back.



If not, you can piss off

nigga u mean

tobillionaire:
this is buharis regime, chat is cheaper than call... girls, pls cooperate with us and economise things its not easy to have 10 girlfriends na

my brother... You said it all...

JeffreyJamez:
I no go kuku blame the writer, na the guys wey dey ask for numbers upandan I go blame. Most guys have lost their self worth and self respect to the chase of pussy.

Blaming guys who demand for number shouldn't be your problem. But those who act foolishly after taking the numbers. Even if they're "Broke" they should pretend to be ok on such occasions.

You just took a girl's number and you're giving her a free whatsapp call...what does that tell of you?. N100 airtime call won't kill.

Benita27:
Blaming guys who demand for number shouldn't be your problem. But those who act foolishly after taking the numbers. Even if they're "Broke" they should pretend to be ok on such occasions.

You just took a girl's number and you're giving her a free whatsapp call...what does that tell of you?. N100 airtime call won't kill.

whatsapp call ain't bad na..

JeffreyJamez:
I no go kuku blame the writer, na the guys wey dey ask for numbers upandan I go blame. Most guys have lost their self worth and self respect to the chase of pussy.

HONESTLY!
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL SEE A GUY DRESSED UP WITH ITEMS WORTH ABOVE 30K CRAWLING BEHIND A GIRL DRESSED IN 1K LEGGINGS AND SLIPPERS, BECAUSE OF ASSS.

dingbang:
whatsapp call ain't bad na..

Lol, it's bad on such occasions. Do the whatsapp calls when you've established a relationship with the girl, not when you're still trying to and she'll understand.

Benita27:
Blaming guys who demand for number shouldn't be your problem. But those who act foolishly after taking the numbers. Even if they're "Broke" they should pretend to be ok on such occasions.

You just took a girl's number and you're giving her a free whatsapp call...what does that tell of you?. N100 airtime call won't kill.

WhatsApp call is free?...no be money them take use buy the data? Lol.

And the fact that a guy doesn't call you doesn't mean he's broke. I never get power call my close pals finish come be one random chick wey gimme number?. Wetin I wan tell am? Lol...and its not as if most of you can keep an intelligent conversation going sef. Most of y'all are boring as fvck!

Benita27:
Lol, it's bad on such occasions. Do the whatsapp calls when you've established a relationship with the girl, not when you're still trying to and she'll understand.

in Nigeria its always one rule or the other...

The people who made whatsapp are not fools na.. They made it So that all these network providers can go out of business... U need to see the amount of money mtn makes per day . u won't even want to buy airtime to add to their cash again sef...


Well.. What do I know.. Everyone opinion differs...

JeffreyJamez:


WhatsApp call is free?...no be money them take use buy the data? Lol.

And the fact that a guy doesn't call you doesn't mean he's broke. I never get power call my close pals finish come be one random chick wey gimme number?. Wetin I wan tell am? Lol

What we're talking about is the impression it creates. Whether he's broke or not no one knows but such calls shows he isn't ready to use up his call credit or doesn't have.

CAPSLOCKED:




HONESTLY!
THAT'S WHY YOU'LL SEE A GUY DRESSED UP WITH ITEMS WORTH ABOVE 30K CRAWLING BEHIND A GIRL DRESSED IN 1K LEGGINGS AND SLIPPERS, BECAUSE OF ASSS.

They always want to impress.

dingbang:
nigga u mean

LMAO it's crazy man. Some guys are shameless.

It was like a night out during the holidays, so a close friend of mine said she wanted to hangout cause we all went to the same middle school and it's been long. I usually have to be dragged along to those things . I just had a milkshake and this other guy was just ordering like he was the one going to foot the bills. God knows what happened after that day. One of the ladies was telling me my friend's a f--kin deadbeat

After I do call her what next?....come and tell me out or send me recharge card?

Benita27:
What we're talking about is the impression it creates. Whether he's broke or not no one knows but such calls shows he isn't ready to use up his call credit.

Only a shallow minded gold digging whor.e would use that to create an "impression".

Benita27:
What we're talking about is the impression it creates. Whether he's broke or not no one knows but such calls shows he isn't ready to use up his call credit or doesn't have.

we all know the situation of these network quality . you and I know that the network is bad when it comes to radio calls

VargasVee:


LMAO it's crazy man. Some guys are shameless.

It was like a night out during the holidays, so a close friend of mine said she wanted to hangout cause we all went to the same middle school and it's been long. I usually have to be dragged along to those things . I just had a milkshake and this other guy was just ordering like he was the one going to foot the bills. God knows what happened after that day. One of the ladies was telling me my friend's a f--kin deadbeat

lmao... The guy sha.. Wanting to impress... Not a nice move from him

Call nah call, coming home from the office you drive or you enter public transport dint u get home... abi to subscribe nah free?

libertyfather:
Call nah call, coming home from the office you drive or you enter public transport dint u get home... abi to subscribe nah free?

my brother.. No mind these ladies oo... They should go back and study mass communication

dingbang:
in Nigeria its always one rule or the other...

The people who made whatsapp are not fools na.. They made it So that all these network providers can go out of business... U need to see the amount of money mtn makes per day . u won't even want to buy airtime to add to their cash again sef...


Well.. What do I know.. Everyone opinion differs...

Nobody is saying whatsapp calls shouldn't be used but how it's used is the issue here.

JaffreyJamez, it's an unspoken code and has nothing to do with golddigging. Even as a girl, if I happen to have a friend who often calls on whatsapp, I would question what she does with her call credit.

Benita27:
Nobody is saying whatsapp calls shouldn't be used but how it's used is the issue here.

JaffreyJamez, it's an unspoken code and has nothing to do with golddigging. Even as a girl, if I happen to have a friend who often calls on whatsapp, I would question what she does with her call credit.

ok.. I respect your opinion . let's see what other ladies have to say

Benita27:
Nobody is saying whatsapp calls shouldn't be used but how it's used is the issue here.

JaffreyJamez, it's an unspoken code and has nothing to do with golddigging. Even as a girl, if I happen to have a friend who often calls on whatsapp, I would question what she does with her call credit.

Different people have their own ways of communicating. Some people find chatting on WhatsApp more convenient for them than picking up the phone to call. Nobody should be judged by that.

JeffreyJamez:


WhatsApp call is free?...no be money them take use buy the data? Lol.

And the fact that a guy doesn't call you doesn't mean he's broke. I never get power call my close pals finish come be one random chick wey gimme number?. Wetin I wan tell am? Lol... and its not as if most of you can keep an intelligent conversation going sef. Most of y'all are boring as fvck!

That is the thing. Guy is supposed to be "creative and innovative" and intelligent and all. And the girl? Well, she's a girl naa.

unqombothi:

That is the thing. Guy is supposed to be "creative and innovative" and intelligent and all. And the girl? Well, she's a girl naa.

So being a girl excuses them from being "creative and innovative"?...that's just all shades of wrong bro.

JeffreyJamez:


Different people have their own ways of communicating. Some people find chatting on WhatsApp more convenient for them than picking up the phone to call. Nobody should be judged by that.

Shouldn't common sense tell some of you that starting up a conversation with someone you just met through a whatsapp call is wrong?. I'm really wowed at how you're turning it to judging people. And you said girls are boring...well, most of you lack the mental ability to keep a conversation going without hinting on sex.

JeffreyJamez:


So being a girl excuses them from being "creative and innovative"?...that's just all shades of wrong bro.

Well, they said folks no longer understand jokes, ironies or sarcasm.

Benita27:
Shouldn't common sense tell some of you that starting up a conversation with someone you just met through a whatsapp call is wrong?. I'm really wowed at how you're turning it to judging people. And you said girls are boring...well, most of you lack the mental ability to keep a conversation going without hinting on sex.

I think the real problem is most of them girls don't meet the guy halfway. I get your point, but guys who can keep a convo going often find a girl who isn't making any effort.