When you ’re seeing your woman naked for the first time , the tendency is for curiosity to take the better part of you .

However, be informed that there are things you do not say to a naked woman, Here are a few of them…

• I just remembered that I am married .

• Who needs 72 virgins in the afterlife when I’ve got a hot potato like you ?

• Wow . You have a good bra, really holds them up .

• So how rough do you want it , baby?

• Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you need… in my pants ! Seriously, new bottle, never opened.

• No, I’m laughing at a thing I just remembered . No, I can’ t tell you .

• You ever get a backache carrying those things around?

• Can you turn around ? I’m trying to find a good angle for my mental spank bank.

• Is that a henna tattoo or a stretch mark?

• Why were you playing so hard to get ?

• You have curves and cul - de- sacs .

• I’ m fat too , don’ t worry.

• Do you smell something funny ?

• You remind me of my mother.

• Do you want to take a quick shower?

• I think it ’ s sexiest when you ’re not quite all the way naked. It keeps the mystery alive .

• Your sister got the good ass.

• Oh . I thought you were going to look different .

• Are these fake? ‘Cause they feel fake.

• Just keep your arms up so they look perky .

• How many kids have you had?

• Have you lost weight? Because your tits look smaller .

• Have you gained weight? Because your tits look huge .

• You’ re big in all the right places .

• Your nipples are different sizes. They ’re sisters , not twins .

• I like the right boob better .

• Let me show you my puppets!

• How much ?

• Well, no matter what , I’d still bang you .

http://punchng.com/30-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-naked-woman/

So what should we say?

RB007:
So what should we say?

na me go teach u ?

OP, you need Jesus in your life oooo

RB007:
So what should we say?

Bro i wonder, maybe the Op wants us to start shouting Hallelujah and speaking in tongues..........

Ofcoz, you cant say all these. Just lick your lips profusely like an slowpoke and youre good to go.

tosyne2much:
OP, you need Jesus in your life oooo

tosyne, hold ur side

ExAngel007:


tosyne, hold ur side

Your fellow ladies are coming for your head

Girl, you got a vitamin D deficiency? I have what you need… in my pants ! Seriously, new bottle, never opened.

Oh Yeah!
How big is you?
Walk that talk.

RB007:


What does your ßF say when you lay naked in his bed He sings ♪KUMBAYA?♪>>♪KUMBAYA MY LORD♪

hahahaha u no well

tosyne2much:
You fellow ladies are coming for your head

did i say anything wrong?

Lol people can be imaginative sha.. what informed such curiosity that produced this kind of..

Complete Trash
Wtf is this ... so this is what guys have been saying to you .. like which guy sees a naked woman infront of him and starts saying this like really
Una even get guide

Rubbish rules !!

Hahahahahahahahah a song should be attached to this @op
KUMBAYA YA YA YA (*2) KUMBAYA YA YA YA O lord KUMBAYA!!! Hahahaha na wa ooo hmmm

ok op i have noted dem
luminouz
Lordcrimson
kennyID17
come and learn sumptin..
Martin0 i see u

lefulefu:
ok op i have noted dem
luminouz
Lordcrimson
kennyID17
come and learn sumptin..
Martin0 i see u

hmmmm na wa oon nor be small thing dem dey do ooo

lefulefu:
ok op i have noted dem
luminouz
Lordcrimson
kennyID17
come and learn sumptin..
Martin0 i see u

The matter tire o,When I want get time begin ask you stupid questions when o fit just drag my boxers down begin lash

I'm highly disappointed