omo_to_dun:

Yes you are absolutely and completely cursed. But do not fret, do not be alarmed, and do not be afraid for I am perfectly capable of solving this minor problem. You'll need the following items though:

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[li]Your left testicle[/li]
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[li]200 snow white cows
(absolutely no blemish)[/li]
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[li]7 mosquitoes
(that have never sucked the blood of a human)
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[li]3 tails of female lionesses
(after being cutoff, the tails can only be used within a period of 48 hours, so plan your time accordingly. Also, the lionesses must have cubs less than 1 week old)
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[li]1 strand of hair from the vagìna of any of your ex-girlfriends
(if you don't have any,  you can substitute all your upper teeth)[/li]
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[li]3 different teaspoons of saliva from three 40-year old virgin women.
(or 3 different teaspoon of saliva from three 80-year old virgin men).
(they must be ordinary folks i.e no priests, no nuns, no monks, etc allowed) [/li]
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[li]The bones of any great great grandmother of any of your great great grand cousins(7 times removed)
(this is essential, because your curse is most likely generational)[/li]
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[li]And finally: 50₦. [/li]
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Lmao very crazy one there
@ Topic
If all ds happen to be some remedies to your very huge problem then you had better taken up to a fast of 60days/ 60 nights (white fast to be precise Sir

Goldieluks:

He's not cursed,its his fate.