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Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 6:39pm On Jul 22, 2017
I saw this on Facebook and I couldn't even read it.

successful marriage is an achievement in heaven abi?

if you are a man and you agree with these then consider buying a slave.. cry



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THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.
"I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise."
ITEMS
1. The husband is always right
2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn't work
3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed
4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened
5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed
6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over
7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like
8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything
10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting
12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting
13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home
14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night
15. The wife never goes to her husband's office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one
16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money
17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband's advantage
18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed
19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him
20. The wife must respect the husband's orders carefully
21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public
22.. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband
23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband
NB: THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by newyorks(m): 6:45pm On Jul 22, 2017
smiley both the writer the copier and the copy writer deserver a funtional brain implant.Asap

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Neminc: 6:56pm On Jul 22, 2017
You forgot to add that the wife must greet the husband "good morning sir" everyday and she must not forget to thank her husband after every meal. This is the will of the lord

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by 7footre(m): 7:07pm On Jul 22, 2017
More of a slave master relationship

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by TIDDOLL(m): 7:13pm On Jul 22, 2017
This is More than a Bullshit.... More like HorseShit!!.. undecided

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by AlexCk: 7:16pm On Jul 22, 2017
Wife or servant??

Cuz that write-up is like the crappiest piece of crap in crap-town

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by IamLEGEND1: 8:14pm On Jul 22, 2017
A 104yr old ancestor posted that on Facebook?
Sounds very believable.

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jul 23, 2017
wait! I thought this is what you guys like!? I'm shocked at your response o.

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Andrella51(f): 7:33pm On Jul 23, 2017
angry ;Dthis is poo..... what a shitty write up, my aunty amara van-lare would call this, modern day slavery all in d name of marriage crap.
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Fadiga24(m): 7:42pm On Jul 23, 2017
Feminists according to you are frustrated people who feed on man-hatred?

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Obodo999(m): 7:48pm On Jul 23, 2017
HannahHitler:
wait! I thought this is what you guys like!? I'm shocked at your response o.

Yes. The guys you are rolling with.

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by marisdgreat(f): 7:48pm On Jul 23, 2017
Neminc:
You forgot to add that the wife must greet the husband "good morning sir" everyday and she must not forget to thank her husband after every meal. This is the will of the lord
even my boyfriend or any male friend I do tell them thank u after meal, will it be my own husband that I won't tell thank u with his pet name

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Fadamant: 7:59pm On Jul 23, 2017
Make I laugh abegiiiii. Bwahahahahaahaa. Recipe for collective suicide.
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jul 23, 2017
Obodo999:


Yes. The guys you are rolling with.
I don't do any form of Rolling with guys..
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2017
I feel like waking the woman up from the grave and giving her good beating.
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by APCsupporter: 8:15pm On Jul 23, 2017
I know this is fake but I totally agree with it. how I wish it would become a law...
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 8:23pm On Jul 23, 2017
APCsupporter:
I know this is fake but I totally agree with it. how I wish it would become a law...


You wicked grin grin
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by APCsupporter: 8:28pm On Jul 23, 2017
MrHowto:


You wicked grin grin
hahacheesy
But women need to respect us more as leaders. We can never be equal
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jul 23, 2017
APCsupporter:


hahacheesy

But women need to respect us more as leaders. We can never be equal

Agreed. But wannan yayi yawa.
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by dyze(m): 9:01pm On Jul 23, 2017
Na mumu person wan marry be that.

Even respect has limits
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by PatriotTemidayo: 9:09pm On Jul 23, 2017
Who is this Yawa OP? cheesy

Na wa to you o grin
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by TheBossLadyK(f): 7:59pm On Jul 29, 2017
HannahHitler:
I don't do any form of Rolling with guys..




Hello.....pls can I have your whatsapp number
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jul 29, 2017
They shud dig dat woman up..kill her..bury her.. Dig her up again..kill her..bury her again.. Ah ah ... Can u imagine! Am no longer a wife na slave i be ni angry kai!! Dix tine vex meh!!
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by indodon(m): 9:09pm On Jul 29, 2017
TheBossLadyK:





Hello.....pls can I have your whatsapp number
are you also a lesbian grin I have a thing for lesbians grin
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 3:12am On Jul 31, 2017
TheBossLadyK:




Hello.....pls can I have your whatsapp number
ok. done
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Tajbol4splend(m): 3:55am On Jul 31, 2017
Boring and annoying

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by hoMegas(m): 3:59am On Jul 31, 2017
newyorks:
smiley both the writer the copier and the copy writer deserver a funtional brain implant.Asap
on point bro. Some ladies still have slave mentality. When I get married I want my woman as an equal not a subordinate
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by nextprince: 1:00pm On Aug 01, 2017
MrHowto:


Agreed. But wannan yayi yawa.

Ka gane kwo?
MrHowto

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 1:05pm On Aug 01, 2017
nextprince:


Inn na fada, za su dakatar min da acc na sati biyu. Amma kasan inyamirai ne. Garin su a cike yeke da tabo. (Potopoto).

Nasan me potopoto yake nufi a Hausa ai. Da naxata Kalmar Igbo kake fada. Is ok
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by nextprince: 1:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
MrHowto:


Nasan me potopoto yake nufi a Hausa ai. Da naxata Kalmar Igbo kake fada. Is ok

Kalmar hausa nike nufi.

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Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Jostico: 2:09am On Aug 02, 2017
HannahHitler:
I don't do any form of Rolling with guys..

do you really hate guys?
Re: Feminists!! Food Is Ready.(absurd) by Nobody: 10:10am On Aug 02, 2017
Jostico:


do you really hate guys?
I have brothers, father's, uncles, male best friend's. why should I hate a Human being? Na wa for you o.

I love guys. I just don't roll with them in the sexual form.

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