Ishilove:
Dear OP,

'My money', 'money', 'shag', 'UK' are all I could pick up from this narration of your fantastic tall tale.

You're obviously looking for attention, because you know, I know and everyone knows that this thread is needless and pointless. You sha want us to know that you're in the UK living a 'better life' and hoping to score some chicks.

Mscheeeewww. Smh

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I've been on nairaland since 2006
Started a popular thread for Ielts in the travel section.
De activated my account after i got banned
Opened a new one with the Falz moniker and nobody bans me again...lol

For the sake of confidentiality, i will not divulge too much

I want to score a wife, so if u know somebody, i'm game!

NwaAmaikpe:


OP,
She's bored and needs some adventure.
Remember you slacked when you were a corper.
You cant afford to slack again.

There's nothing to lose and trust me there's no better victory than scoring a girl you wrote off as a 'bad-debt'.

She schooled a bit in the UK so she knows marriage is just a word. You live in the UK too so you know sometimes you gotta shag what you gotta shag.

You gotta shag her bro,
Forget her marital status,
Forget her husband,
Forget her twins.
This is a gift, a rare gift that no man should turn down.
Invite her over, spread her legs really wide and drill her hole like you are searching for crude oil.

You never can't tell, she might end up being your missus

I know right, a part of me feels this way!
But i'll end up spending so much on somebody else's wife which is kinda stupid
And time i can spend doing extra jobs, wasting on going shopping with her or stuff like that...

What if she comes and she's pregnant! or on her period! Or she comes with her family, after lying she's coming alone!
What if she robs me while am sleeping, or something odd happens! what if i meet miss right when she comes!

NwaAmaikpe:


OP,
She's bored and needs some adventure.
Remember you slacked when you were a corper.
You cant afford to slack again.

There's nothing to lose and trust me there's no better victory than scoring a girl you wrote off as a 'bad-debt'.

She schooled a bit in the UK so she knows marriage is just a word. You live in the UK too so you know sometimes you gotta shag what you gotta shag.

You gotta shag her bro,
Forget her marital status,
Forget her husband,
Forget her twins.
This is a gift, a rare gift that no man should turn down.
Invite her over, spread her legs really wide and drill her hole like you are searching for crude oil.

You never can't tell, she might end up being your missus

U wrote this shit hmm. Hope u believe it. But urself in both shoes and see if u like the outcome. Life is too short and nobody needs such complications. He is in the UK, there are many butter naija girls there that he can choose from.

Falzdbadtguy:
Thanks for the replies.

Sometimes, one acts ignorant and that's when stupid scenarios play out!
This is a true tale and I guess i should just block her number on my truecaller and whatsapp!
I don't want to be locked up in the same apartment with someone who's married to somebody else and she's calling her husband and kids and the risk of in appropriates happening.

Might as well just call a callgirl to the house!

Doctor cannot get a gf again! Odiegwu! Is it that hard you wanna stoop low to calling a callgirl?

dingbang:
You are the one that is having ulterior motives

bro you are genious
I mean she married to one ugly guy really!
Who the Bleep is the op to pass such judgment about the husband of a lady you claim to have no interest in

secondly, if the op feels somehow, why not tell the girl to inform her husband as a prerequisite for you allowing her to come visit you

Nma27:
Doctor cannot get a gf again! Odiegwu! Is it that hard you wanna stoop low to calling a callgirl?

why is this so impossible to believe!

sunshineG:
bro you are genious
I mean she married to one ugly guy really!
Who the Bleep is the op to pass such judgment about the husband of a lady you claim to have no interest in

secondly, if the op feels somehow, why not tell the girl to inform her husband as a prerequisite for you allowing her to come visit you

Lol

sunshineG:
bro you are genious
I mean she married to one ugly guy really!
Who the Bleep is the op to pass such judgment about the husband of a lady you claim to have no interest in

secondly, if the op feels somehow, why not tell the girl to inform her husband as a prerequisite for you allowing her to come visit you

you are finer than me and maybe 3ox finer than the guy

Falzdbadtguy:
you are finer than me and maybe 3ox finer than the guy

bro you are medical doctor in the UK , you are million times finer than me

But I don't think it is cool you called someone's husband ugly

Peace bro

sunshineG:
bro you are genious
I mean she married to one ugly guy really!
Who the Bleep is the op to pass such judgment about the husband of a lady you claim to have no interest in

secondly, if the op feels somehow, why not tell the girl to inform her husband as a prerequisite for you allowing her to come visit you

The guy is like Vic O having Wande Coal's stature and the wedding pix i saw, he shaved his eye brows...am just trying to describe him

sunshineG:
bro you are medical doctor in the UK , you are million times finer than me

But I don't think it is cool you called someone's husband ugly

Peace bro

Am serious, you 're more good looking than me, i might be a doctor, doesn't mean am Mr universe...just adjectives

sunshineG:
bro you are medical doctor in the UK , you are million times finer than me

But I don't think it is cool you called someone's husband ugly

Peace bro

A spade is a spade, he might be a rich spade or a spade with a 9 inch diiick

Falzdbadtguy:
why is this so impossible to believe!

It is not impossible to believe. Anyway have fun.

Lai Mohammed's first son. Oya come and receive knock

for a limited time only to the doubting thomases

Falzdbadtguy:
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I've been on nairaland since 2006
Started a popular thread for Ielts in the travel section.
De activated my account after i got banned
Opened a new one with the Falz moniker and nobody bans me again...lol

For the sake of confidentiality, i will not divulge too much

I want to score a wife, so if u know somebody, i'm game!

Mamagee, AshawoGirl, bushyvajina, SweetToto, come and see husband material o.

sunshineG:
bro you are genious
I mean she married to one ugly guy really!
Who the Bleep is the op to pass such judgment about the husband of a lady you claim to have no interest in

secondly, if the op feels somehow, why not tell the girl to inform her husband as a prerequisite for you allowing her to come visit you

I just figured it out at the end of his write up.. It was just too obvious...

dingbang:
I just figured it out at the end of his write up.. It was just too obvious...

don't mind that bro jare

Ishilove:

Mamagee, AshawoGirl, bushyvajina, SweetToto, come and see husband material o.

my sis look the monkiners you are calling our for a bro

Ashawogirl
Bushyvijana

sunshineG:
my sis look the monkiners you are calling our for a bro

Ashawogirl
Bushyvijana

Since our bro likes shag na

Ishilove:

Since our bro likes shag na

Falzdbadtguy:
The guy is like Vic O having Wande Coal's stature and the wedding pix i saw, he shaved his eye brows...am just trying to describe him

This is uncalled for. With all your handsomeness, she dumped you and marry the ugly guy.

Oyindidi:
This is uncalled for. With all your handsomeness, she dumped you and marry the ugly guy.

you why it is not good for anyone to define them selves by their look

afternoon, how have you been

sunshineG:
you why it is not good for anyone to define them selves by their look

afternoon, how have you been

I'm good brother Sunshine, you?

Oyindidi:
I'm good brother Sunshine, you?

I am OK sis

Plz don't even think of inviting her over is very bad.

Oyindidi:
This is uncalled for. With all your handsomeness, she dumped you and marry the ugly guy.

Lol

who wants proof this guy is ugly, i can send a disappearing picture on BBM...anyway, the guy is like a tough choice between Obasanjo and Vic O. Its like say Genevieve after all these years shud now marry Vic O!, or like Adesuwa after rolling with Banky W shud now settle for someone less handsome, but he's like -1 on a scale of 1 to 10.

i was really disappointed, that she even had poor taste...Just saying

You live in the UK and want to go for vacation in the UK again or is she coming over to your place in the UK for vacation, which one?

All I can tell you is, she is married please leave her alone unless you can deal with karma later.

SirJeffry:
You live in the UK and want to go for vacation in the UK again or is she coming over to your place in the UK for vacation, which one?

All I can tell you is, she is married please leave her alone unless you can deal with karma later.

did you see the guy's picture?

Op it's a bad idea. There is always an opportunity to revisit the past, but it's rarely worth it. I have a bad feeling about this. Leave that woman alone.

FortuneTeller:
Op it's a bad idea. There is always an opportunity to revisit the past, but it's rarely worth it. I have a bad feeling about this. Leave that woman alone.

thank you