In your own (best) interest, no matter the position you are offered in ANY organisation (Office, Church, Meeting/Club, Party Planning, Tenants’ Association, Activist, etc), if your Deputy is named "Goodluck”, PLEASE DECLINE, even if it is UN Secretary General or Head of African Union, whatever, JUST DECLINE!
Should you think I am joking, check these facts:
o Goodluck was Assistant Head Boy in primary school. The Head Boy got expelled. Goodluck took over.
o Goodluck was Assistant Senior Prefect in secondary school, the Senior Prefect died, Goodluck took over.
o Goodluck was Deputy Local Government Chairman. The Chairman got implicated in corruption and got removed from office. Goodluck took over
o Goodluck was deputy governor to Alameiseigha. We all know that story
o Goodluck was Vice President to President Yar’Adua:- PERICADIATIS!
You may think this is coincidence, but don’t you think the coincidence is too much?
Maybe this last one will convince you:
o A friend of mine just called off his Church Wedding. Why? His BestMan’s name is Goodluck!!! My friend has insisted that he will only have traditional marriage, and the BestMan will not know when…
I have being a true friend. Goodluck (minus the Jonathan) to you.”