Chivalry at its best. OVERRATED and sexist!

Puts undue stress on men to shell out money and gifts on women.

Statement of fact.

CO- SIGN!!!!
I absolutely agree.

Ok

Somebody is broke

Today is the best day to break up with ur girlfriend then make-up after val

H2O2:

Chivalry at its best.  OVERRATED and sexist!

Puts undue stress on men to shell out money and gifts on women.

Statement of fact.

What can a man do?
Just make sure you get the best out of the situation.

Raid your neighbourhood hang-outs. . . . .There's always a chance you will meet all em lonely, dejected women looking for love.

Ebonyeyes:

Somebody is broke

Right, because I'm not hoisting a placard chanting "all hail st. vals" .

silly.

~Sauron~:

What can a man do?
Just make sure you get the best out of the situation.

Raid your neighbourhood hang-outs. . . . .There's always a chance you will meet all em lonely, dejected women looking for love.

very true. the sex is almost all but guaranteed once you buy her one of those 10 naira synthetic-diamond jewelries.

H2O2:

very true. the intimacy is almost all but guaranteed once you buy her one of those 10 naira synthetic-diamond jewelries.

*****Searching for ma Visa card*****

Its a sunday, spend it in the house of God praying and fasting.

davidylan:

Its a sunday, spend it in the house of God praying and fasting.

You will be surprised those girls will search for you till they find you in church.
Valentine's day is like VIAGRA to them. It turns them ON.

~Sauron~:

You will be surprised those girls will search for you till they find you in church.
Valentine's day is like VIAGRA to them. It turns them ON.

Easy. Simply ignore the phone calls all weekend. Valentines day no be by force.

davidylan:

Easy. Simply ignore the phone calls all weekend. Valentines day no be by force.

House phone nko?
Emails? IMs?
What about men like us who have invited these chics to our cribs in the past?

~Sauron~:

House phone nko?
Emails? IMs?
What about men like us who have invited these chics to our cribs in the past?

lol i feel your pain.
You have to have laid the ground work weeks in advance . . . ignore the messages, i even quit facebook for a while just to get one off my back. You can always say sorry on the 17th.

davidylan:

lol i feel your pain. 
You have to have laid the ground work weeks in advance . . . ignore the messages, i even quit facebook for a while just to get one off my back. You can always say sorry on the 17th.

I am actually considering wrapping Plaster of Paris on ma neck and limbs.
I fell from a ladder while cleaning the 3rd floor window.

~Sauron~:

I am actually considering wrapping Plaster of Paris on ma neck and limbs.
I fell from a ladder while cleaning the 3rd floor window.

is it that serious!!

u guys are soo horrible

Ebonyeyes:

Somebody is broke

Nah It ain't about being broke rather it's about being smart

I learnt a trick from a good friend of mine. 'Always start an arguement a week before vals day'

~Sauron~:

House phone nko?
Emails? IMs?
What about men like us who have invited these chics to our cribs in the past?

I feel you
Some are already asking what my plans for the weekend are.
I told em I'll be spending the whole day in church.

I really just can't be bothered

~Sauron~:

I am actually considering wrapping Plaster of Paris on ma neck and limbs.
I fell from a ladder while cleaning the 3rd floor window.

Sounds like a plan, except she may decide to come sit with you all day. Woe betide you if you move those limbs you claim are hurting.  

The worst val's day can take out of me is dinner or smth, its the birthdays i have actually broken up over before. Some chics are just not worth the expense.

chamotex:

I feel you
Some are already asking what my plans for the weekend are.
I told em I'll be spending the whole day in church.

I really just can't be bothered

The thing tire me o.
. . . . .And one of em reminded me United ain't playing this weekend. . . .I am wondering how she learnt that.

platinumnk:


is it that serious!!

u guys are soo horrible

I can fly to New Orleans so i can hide in your crib.

I agree.
but 50 yrs from now, women will be the ones making the complaint of having to care for men. we are overtaking men at a very high rate

oyinda.:

I agree.
but 50 yrs from now, women will be the ones making the complaint of having to care for men. we are overtaking men at a very high rate

I wish i could have been born then.

lol. it's already happening all around u !!!
but naija men generally can't tolerate it. so ur one of the few exceptions i guess.

~Sauron~:

The thing tire me o.
. . . . .And one of em reminded me United ain't playing this weekend. . . .I am wondering how she learnt that.

Even the ones with boyfriends . . .
One was telling me that her boyfriend will not be planning anything because he's not romantic and that even if he does, he'll prolly cancel it at the last minute cos that's what he does everytime.

I told her I'm worse than her boyfriend . . . . I'm the opposite of Romance


There's one brave girl that told me to get her a £55 VIP ticket for the Basketmouth comedy show next week _{na jazz?}. Even me sef, na only £25 standard ticket I buy

chamotex:

There's one brave girl that told me to get her a £55 VIP ticket for the Basketmouth comedy show next week _{na jazz?}. Even me sef, na only £25 standard ticket I buy

Goodness gracious!!! I have found ma ESCAPE!!!!

I might actually end up in that show to kill off time.
There's work on Monday.
Switch off ma fones as early as 12pm.

chamotex:

I feel you
Some are already asking what my plans for the weekend are.
I told em I'll be spending the whole day in church.

I really just can't be bothered

Buhahahaha thundire strike you
All day in church ke?

~Sauron~:

The thing tire me o.
. . . . .And one of em reminded me United ain't playing this weekend. . . .I am wondering how she learnt that.

Nothing women do or come up it shocks me any more.
Would she remind you of that if it was your birthday?

I remember valentines day in secondary school, every girl simply waited in anticipation of what they would recieve. Never saw any of the little devils buy a guy anything.

chic2pimp:

Would she remind you of that if it was your birthday?

~~sighs~~

davidylan:

I remember valentines day in secondary school, every girl simply waited in anticipation of what they would recieve. Never saw any of the little devils buy a guy anything.

Daughters of Eve.
All they know how to manage is to RECEIVE.

davidylan:

I remember valentines day in secondary school, every girl simply waited in anticipation of what they would recieve. Never saw any of the little devils buy a guy anything.

Atleast yours was in secondary school, mine was primary school.
Our female head teacher once divided us into in two two groups one male and the other female. The Males then had to randomily select a femal for whom we had to buy gifts

spikedcylinder:

Lol. Awon oniranu. They can 'do' but they cannot spend.

Are we not both doing it?
Why can't she buy the gifts and be romantic for once

~Sauron~:

Daughters of Eve.
All they know how to manage is to RECEIVE.

I guess they never saw the verse in their bibles that said - it is more blessed to give than to receive.

chic2pimp:

Atleast yours was in secondary school, mine was primary school.
Our female head teacher once divided us into in two two groups one male and the other female. The Males then had to randomily select a femal for whom we had to buy gifts
Are we not both doing it?
Why can't she buy the gifts and be romantic for once

I wonder. Anyone noticed how you talk to a girl especially around this time and she's telling you how much she loves chocolate, appreciates flowers and loves a road trip? I just cross such girls off my list straight away.

spikedcylinder:

Lol. Awon oniranu. They can 'do' but they cannot spend.

The economy is just recovering from the recession.

Oh Spikey before I forget . . . what are your plans for the weekend?

davidylan:

I remember valentines day in secondary school, every girl simply waited in anticipation of what they would recieve. Never saw any of the little devils buy a guy anything.

Are you telling me?

I remember in Year 11 when I borrowed some money to buy this girl a nice chain and bracelet from H. Samuel . . .
What did I get in return? . . . .
. . . . . . A £5 DVD (and even the DVD she gave me I'd already watched it). The thing pain me.

That was the last time I did anything of that nature

chamotex:

I remember in Year 11 when I borrowed some money to buy this girl a nice chain and bracelet from H. Samuel . . .
What did I get in return? . . . .
. . . . . . A £5 DVD (and even the DVD she gave me I'd already watched it). The thing pain me.

That was the last time I did anything of that nature

H fuckin Samuel?
Chamotex? I now know why those birds swarm around you way back in college.